i weally wike...

everything tolkien.
bioshock.
the elder scrolls iv: oblivion.
danny boyle films.
the office.
tom delonge's projects.
lost.
59/50.
king of prussia.

...

shirtz i own:

8-Bit Investigation.
99 Luft Balloons.
Afternoon Delight.
Alphabet Zoo.
Battle of E-5.
Biblical Disaster.
Biggie Was Right.
Boy in the Weeds.
Can't See the Forest but For the Socks.
The Captain's Dream.
Chinese Peaches.
The Communist Party.
Collateral Damage.
Cowboys and Indians.
Current.
Dad?
Dark Side of the Garden.
Defend the Kingdom.
Epic Battle.
Existential Clutter.
Geology.
GE Salmon.
Green.
Gold Rush!
Hadrian.
Halt! Who Goes There?
Homework Evidence.
How Many Licks?
House Salad.
I <3 Threadless.
King Me Mask.
Lions Are Smarter Than I Am.
Loch Ness Impostor.
Looking for Love in All the
Wrong Places.
The Madness of Mission 6.
Magic Paintbrush.
Make Love, Not War.
Metal Fan.
Mob Musicians.
Nice Boobies.
Paper Cranes.
Past, Present, and Future.
Pencil Forest.
Polar Gardening.
Revenge of the Sushi.
Runnin' Rhino.
Satan's Little Helper.
Secrets of Mensa.
The Signs Are Everywhere.
Shiver Me Timbers.
Spoilt.
Star Men in Moon's Milk.
Stat City.
Strange Birds.
Swiss Army.
Tasty Table.
Technology Ruins Nature.
Time Fades.
Topiary.
Tree Town.
Vegetarians Are Eating the Rainforests.
The Voyage of the Space Chrysalises
The War Against Work.
Watch the Snow Fall.
Water, Just Water. (gave away)
We Are Made of Carbon. (1st & 2nd editions)
What Would MacGyver Do?
Wizard Rock.
Yeah, Attitude.
You've Got Some 'Splaining to Do.
Cow Puzzle
Infinity MPG
Transfarmers
When I Was a Pumpkin
Stabby McKnife
Some Choices Are Just Out of Reach
Keeping it Real
Lost a Wheel
I'm Sure I Used to Fit
Sniffer's Row
Moon Kite
Happy Thoughts!
The Optical Illusion Kid
Citrust Me
Color-Coded Criminals
Fruit of the Negativatree.


thanks to rethreaded.net, eBay, and other wonderful people, i have:

Burnout.
Calling Home.
Captain Awesome.
Cheese.
Childhood Friend.
Cloud Killer.
Enmity Gardens.
The Fast Supper.
Gingerbread Nightmare.
Go Japan.
Grass: Nutritional Information.
Heroes in an Art Shell.
Legendary Design Failure.
Mesozoic Medical Mirth.
Midnight Snack.
Misplaced Things.
Mona Prankster.
Nothing Rhymes with Orange.
Playground Joust.
Potassium Alkaline.
Pure Imagination.
Rock Out With Your Cock Out.
Rorschach Hits the Disco.
So Lovely.
SUBterrain.
Well, This Just Really Sucks.

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