Just call me peanut butter, because everyone's always jelly.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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</meme>
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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apathy: do nothing about it.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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#nomorehashtags
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Asymmetry is too unbalanced.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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i'd rather be slapping you.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Dyslexia: Nature's Remix
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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your inbox is my therapy
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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the problem with apathy is that you can't really commit to it
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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simplicity is the new extravagance
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Do not feed the ego.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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phobia-phobic
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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under new mis-management
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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the most violent element in society is ignorance
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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rainbows dream in black and white.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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future geezer
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Sadness is just anger without enthusiasm.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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my inner child needs a nap
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Conformity is the new rebellion
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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fantasy football: dungeons and dragons for bullies
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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love's not a competition, but i'm winning.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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</context>
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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CAUTION: Contents Under Pressure!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Threadless called; they want their slogan back.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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This is everybody's fault but mine.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Mmm... Irony.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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there's a time and place for everything... except country music
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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I was emo back when they just called us wusses.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Let's get preposterous.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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i see the world in TechniColor
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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divine nonchalance
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Maybe I am, and maybe I AM.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Irrational numbers are crazy!
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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i'm so tired of insomnia
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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nostalgic for disaster
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Let’s get pretentious.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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melodramatic by design
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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i bend the truth with my mind.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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The most ordinary events usually become the sweetest memories.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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there is no such thing as an "extra" cigarette.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Tis all fun and games'til someone loses an eye-then it's just fun
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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victim of my own efficiency
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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this is my mild-mannered alter-ego.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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enjoy the wonderful time between the lie and its discovery.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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you say potato, i say STFU.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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parties crash ME.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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my muse hates my art.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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situationally handsome
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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hear the echo? that's my open mind.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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youtube killed the video star.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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if you love me, give me no sign whatsoever.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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boring and overcompensating
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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resistance is fertile.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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happily ever after is such a waste.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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this artist is drawing a blank
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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regular people do extraordinary things all the time
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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go back to the suburbs.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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my weekends never end
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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post-modern pseudo-intellectual
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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if you listen carefully, you just might hear me not caring.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Because when night comes around I’m a fucking rockstar
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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