ecape
aka Emma Cape is a 23.52 year old girl, has been a member since April 4, 2007, has scored 26 submissions, giving an average score of 3.35.
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Now Hiring: Evil Henchmen
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Some people need to have their artistic license revoked.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I Am Where You Are
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I would say more, but my poetic license got revoked.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Live dangerously... Color outside the lines.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I scribble in-between the lines.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Wacky Sidekick for Hire
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Cake Walk it out.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I found the meaning of life, but then I misplaced it again.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Petition to bring back the glove slap.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I feel like I'm running in radially symmetrical ellipses here.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Life is a bowl of cherries... try not to choke on a pit.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Striking fear into hearts of crunchy-looking leaves everywhere...
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Striking fear into the hearts of crunchy leaves everywhere...
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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After killing the Gramophone Star,Radio should've seen it coming
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Radio should've seen it coming after killing the Gramophone Star
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Radio should've seen it coming when it killed the Gramophone Star
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Radio Killed the Gramophone Star
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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You may have greener grass, but I've got fun leaves to jump in.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Jumping in my leaves beats mowing your greener grass.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Life is just a bowl of cherries, pits and all.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Jumping in my leaves beats mowing the other side's greener grass.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Don't worry, my fortune cookie tells me all I really need to know
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Jumping in my leaf piles beats mowing the other side's grass.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Jumping in my leaf piles beats mowing my neighbor's greener grass
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Don't worry, fortune cookies tell me all I really need to know.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My neighbor has greener grass, but I've got fun leaves to jump in
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Fortune Cookies taught me all I really need to know about life.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Fortune Cookies taught me everything I really need to know.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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The other side has green grass, but I have fun leaves to jump in.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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My Fun Piles of Leaves to Jump In > Other Side's Green Grass
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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My neighbor has green grass, but I've got fun leaves to jump in
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Who cares about green grass if you have piles of leaves 2 jump in
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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When in doubt, harvest grass from both sides.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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When you wear shades indoors I imagine they shield me from lasers
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If people wear shades indoors I assume they shield me from lasers
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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When you wear shades indoors I assume they shield me from lasers.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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When you wear shades indoors I assume you have lasers for eyes.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Why not just "borrow" a little grass from both sides?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Why not just take grass from both sides?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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When in doubt, take grass from both sides.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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proudly both ridiculously fabulous & fabulously ridiculous.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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When in doubt, steal some grass from each side.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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If you have trouble listening to your heart adjust your equalizer
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Experienced Firewalkers Don't Get Cold Feet.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I wear shades indoors to shield you from my lasers.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Life is either ridiculously fabulous or fabulously ridiculous.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I am either ridiculously fabulous or fabulously ridiculous.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Everything I need to know in life I learned in fortune cookies.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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If you have trouble listening to your heart, adjust your amp.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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If you can't listen to your heart, turn down your headset.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Everything I need to know in life I learned from fortune cookies.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not easily distracted, I'm just plagued by Spirits
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Hobos, Unite!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You are the sunshine of my life and so I must wear shades indoors
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The 3Rs of the Urban Cowboy: Wranglin' 'n' Rock'n'Roll
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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When people wear shades indoors I fear they have lasers for eyes.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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When people wear shades indoors I worry they have lasers for eyes
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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All I Really Need to Know in Life, I Learned in Fortune Cookies.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Hobo's Union
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I learned everything I need to know in life from fortune cookies.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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The French adieu it better.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Leprechauns are like elves with better fashion sense.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Got lactation product?
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Everything important I learned from fortune cookies.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not lazy, I'm inertia-oriented.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Have you seen my leprechaun?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I wear shades indoors cuz I'm a rockstar, duh!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Drast! Early mornings hath foiled me again.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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My leprechaun could totally take your elf.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I bet you don't understand this anyway.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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My anti-gravity suit is at the dry cleaner's.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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My leprechaun could totally take your fairy.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Pretty boys and handsome girls make me dizzy in the head.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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The world is a blank canvas painted by our thoughts.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The world is a blank canvas painted by your thoughts.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Imagine this is a blank canvas and you are an artist.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Want to help decorate my t-shirt?
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Please meet my alter ego.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Allow me to introduce you to my alter ego.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Shh! I'm incognito.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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"Grownup" is all a state of mind.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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What is your weirdest hobby?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I feel like adults don't understand me.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Oddly Unironic T-shirt
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I give better hugs than my nemesis.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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My spacesuit is at the dry cleaner's.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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In case of stalling, refill tank with caffeinated liquid.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Warning: Disarming wit and charm ahead.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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What's on the soundtrack to your life?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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This is an Oddly Unironic T-shirt.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Sometimes when nobody's looking, I SMILE.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I'm too good at trigonomics to care if I'm pretty.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I'm more exciting during full moons.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm more fun during full moons.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt is like the drapery over the window to my soul.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I wouldn't recommend trying to understand me.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Sometimes I get distracted by the ongoing rave in my mind.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Save Energy: Be Lazy.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Where some would say awkward, others might say socially creative.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I'm not clumsy, I'm plagued by Spirits
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not awkward, I'm socially creative.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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We now return to: Adventures on Public Transportation
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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If dishes were wishes, I'd have broken a lot.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I love the gypsy lifestyle.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Saying "hello" could be the start of a great adventure.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Saying "hello" could be the start of a Great Adventure.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I support the gypsy lifestyle.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I bring the party with me.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Wanted: Wacky Sidekick. Apply here with zany joke and references
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Wanted: Wacky Sidekick. Apply here with zany trick and references
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Wanted: Wacky Sidekick. Applications now being accepted.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Wanted: Wacky Sidekick.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Did you konw taht the biran can raed wrdos wtih mxeid up ltetres?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Did you konw taht you can raed wrdos wtih mxeid up ltetres?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Will Hug 4 Cookie.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Conserve resources: become a cannibal!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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It's hard to find time for a day job whilst raising a minion army
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Exotic, Erotic, and a little Psychotic
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Now Hiring: Partner in Crime
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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All I want is love, peace, and world domination.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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It's hard to find time for homework whilst raising a minion army.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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All I need is the air that I breathe and an army of evil minions.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Save the Future, Delete the Past
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Save the Future, Go Back in Time
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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All I want is love, music, and an army of evil minions.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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All I want is love, music, and an army of minions.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Wanted: minions. Applications now being accepted.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Wanted: minions. Apply here.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Are you a figment of my imagination?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Don't blink or you might disappear.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I enjoy being me.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Do you really expect to find something deep on a t-shirt?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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One person's Weird is another person's Awesome.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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One person's craziness is another person's reality
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I believe in Rock'n'roll Romance
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Rock'n'roll Romance
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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My vocabulary is HUGE.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Saying hello could be the start of a great adventure.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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My music library is HUGE.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I'd rather be covered in paint.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Art students do it better.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I'm too sexy for this shirt. Oh yeah.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I'm sorry, zombies ate my homework.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Who will lead the dance revolution?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Proud Consumerist
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Student by day, zombie-killer by night.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Zombie-killers do it better.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Wanted: Partner in Crime. Applications currently being accepted.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Position: partner in crime. Applications currently being accepted
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Someone thinks you're amazing.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Wanted: partner in crime.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Someone thinks you're pretty.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Life would be better as a video game.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Honk if you support equality for all.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Vampires are SO last year.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Enough with the vampires already.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Tourist from the future.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Reliable wit and charm, brought to you courtesy of caffeine.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Fully functioning human, brought to you courtesy of caffeine.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Brought to you courtesy of caffeine.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Edited for public consumption.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I'm more fun on caffeine.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Honk if you support gay marriage.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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My cd collection is HUGE.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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My library is HUGE.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Will Hug for Cookie.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Save the Earth, Live in Space.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Clap if you believe in Aliens.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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What's the soundtrack to your life?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'm too witty to care if I'm pretty.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm too fun to care if I'm pretty.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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I am too fun to care if I'm pretty.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I'm too good at math to care if I'm pretty.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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I'm too brilliant to care if I'm pretty.
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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Music Nerd Pride
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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God is a bassist. Jesus plays drums.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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I Trusted My Government and Now I Glow in the Dark.
of 48 votes, 33% like it
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I suspect Mr. Cheney in The Ranch Yard with The Shotgun.
of 62 votes, 42% like it
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Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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If you observe the world enough, you cannot help but laugh.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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If you don't like the news, go out and make your own.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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I took the Road Less Traveled and now I'm lost.
of 57 votes, 30% like it
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I don't like wearing shoes. I will not be domesticated.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Always pillage first, then burn.
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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This shirt hides my Superhero uniform.
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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Imagination is the Best Defense in the War Against Reality
of 59 votes, 32% like it
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I can levitate birds. No one cares.
of 58 votes, 36% like it
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Vegans don't love animals, they just hate plants.
of 58 votes, 45% like it
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Force of Yoda vs. Force of Duct Tape: Ultimate Challenge
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Volvo, Video, Velcro (I came, I saw, I stuck around)
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.
of 57 votes, 47% like it
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I Terrorized the High Seas Before it was Trendy
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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I was a pirate before it was trendy.
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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Salam. He Ping. Paz. Amani. Shanti. K’é. Mire. Peace.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Free High-Fives.
of 56 votes, 38% like it
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Habla Spanglish?
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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LOVE [luhv] : nature's way of tricking people into reproducing.
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Flirting"? I think I have a shotgun wedding with disa
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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"Flirting"? I think I have a shotgun wedding w/disaster
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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"Nein Ja?"
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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2x/LOVE +3 =5 (Love is the answer.)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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A conclusion is just the place where you got tired of thinking.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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a rose by any other name would be confusing
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Adam And Evil
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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All I really need to know I learned in fortune cookies.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Aloha Mr. Sasquatch
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Always an Ace Up My Sleeve
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Androids, Inc: making people successful in a changing world.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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April is the cruellest month / Edit: April is the coolest month
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Authority's Bane
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Avast Ye, Landlubber!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Bad capitilist! No martini.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Band Camp
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Basket Case
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Be Cautious of Words of Mass Distraction
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Better Off Naked
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Beware Demonic Bunny Slippers
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Beware escalation of the Tickle War.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Beware the Angry Hobbits
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Blah Blah Blah And So On And So On
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Caffeine = Drink of the Gods
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Carnie Love
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Child of the Digital Revolution
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Closed for Renovations
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Conserve resources! Become a cannibal!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Consider yourself hugged.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Cute Rock Stars = SO MUCH TROUBLE
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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damn right it's a beautiful world.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Daydreaming About Summer
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Do you believe in lurve?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Don't make me glove slap you.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Elitist, northern liberal.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Even Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Excuse me, but have you seen my pet python anywhere?
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Flirting with disaster can be fun... Avoid a shotgun wedding.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Flirting? I think I have a shotgun wedding with disaster...
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Force of Yoda vs. Force of Duct Tape: Ultimate Showdown
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Fortune Cookies tell me all I really need to know.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Free High-Fives
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Free High-Fives!
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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God is a Bassist.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Good Day, Sir.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Green grass on the other side can't beat leaf piles for jumping.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Have you ever seen a Mime in a real glass box?
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Help, I'm trapped in a t-shirt factory!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Heterosexual Meat-eaters Club
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Hippies vs. Hipsters: A Nation Divided by a Culture War
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Humans and Lemmings Agree: Great Minds Think Alike.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I blame it on the Dejavoodu
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I found the meaning of life, but then I misplaced it.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I learned everything I need to know in fortune cookies.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I suspect Cheney in The Woods with The Rifle.
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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I suspect Mr. Cheney in The Woods with The Rifle.
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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I suspect Mr. Cheney in The Woods with The Rifle...
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I took the Road Less Traveled and was fined for trespassing.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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I Was a Child Terror
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I Will NOT Be Domesticated
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I will not be domesticated.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I wish I was a little bar of soap.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'll pretend that by "strange" you mean "wonderful
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I'm not clumsy, I'm plagued by spirits.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I'm too good at geometry to care if I'm pretty
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I'm With the [Indie] Band
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If I Can't Disco, it's Not My Revolution
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If I Can't Mosh, it's Not My Revolution
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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If I Can't Trance, it's Not My Revolution
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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If olive oil comes from olives, what about baby oil?
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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If this was the Cold War, I would be in prison.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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If you must flirt with disaster, try & avoid a shotgun weddin
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Imagine this is a blank canvass and you are an artist.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Indie Rock Groupie
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Internet Killed The T.V. Star
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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It takes two to Tango. Care to dance?
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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It takes two to Tango. Would you care to dance?
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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It takes two to Tango. Would you like to dance?
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Jumping in fun leaf piles beats greener grass on the other side.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Jumping in my leaf piles beats the other side's greener grass.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Just a little Alien trying to make it in a big, strange world...
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Left-over pizza at noon: Breakfast of Champions
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Leprechauns are elves with better fashion sense.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Leprechauns are just elves with better fashion sense.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Life is a bowl of cherries: try not to choke on a pit.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Life is like a bowl of cherries, pits and all.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Life would be better if Muppets were real.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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May Possess Words of Mass Distraction
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Mmm. Babies.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Music Snob, Inc: Representing only the hippest indie artists.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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My anti-gravity suit is at the dry cleaners.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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My anti-gravity suit is at the dry-cleaner's.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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My artistic license got revoked.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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My neighbor has green grass, but I have fun leaf piles to jump in
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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My Real Dad was a Rock Star
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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nah nah na nah na na
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Now Hiring: Evil Henchman
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Once I had a Mime -it was a gas/Trapped in a real box of glass
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Once I had a Mime, it was a gas/Trapped in a real box of glass
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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One person's "weird" is another person's "awesome!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Please beware the escalation of the tickle war.
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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Please help, I'm lost somewhere along the Road Less Traveled.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Please remember: always pillage first, then burn.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Please Remember: Pillage First, then Burn
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Q. What's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding its breath
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Radio Killed the Phonograph Star...
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Rock IS "High" Art
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Salam. He Ping. Paz. Amani. Frieden. K’é. Paix. Peace.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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sceneSTAR
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Striking fear into the heart of crunchy leaves everywhere...
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Student by Day: Undercover at Night
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Sun-Worshipper
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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The 1990s are SO last decade...
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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The 3Rs of Urban Cowboys: Wranglin' 'n' Rock'n'Roll
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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The Easter Bunny is such a hedonist.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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The meaning of LIFE (n): ability to metabolize, grow, & repro
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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The meaning of LIFE (n): ability to metabolize, grow, & repro
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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The meaning of life(n): ability to metabolize, grow, & reprod
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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The Only Good War is a Tickle War.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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The other side has green grass but I've got fun leaves to jump in
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt disguises my Superhero identity.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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This shirt hides my Superhero identity.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt hides my Supervillain uniform.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Top O' the Morning to Ya
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Tragically Hip.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Vegetarians hate plants...
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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vegi-curious: interested but too hedonistic for vegetarianism
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Vlogging Killed The Video Star
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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WARNING: MY HIPS MAY LIE
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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What a terrible tongue twister, what a terrible tongue twister...
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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What were you expecting this to say?
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Wheeeeeee!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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When in doubt, collect some grass from each side.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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When in doubt, collect some grass from the other side.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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When in doubt, steal grass from the other side.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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When in doubt, take grass from each side.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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When killing the Phonograph Star, Radio should've seen it coming
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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When you wear shades indoors I assume you shield me from lasers.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Will Hug 4 Cookie
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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You are now Participatory Art...
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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You are the sunshine of my life; that is why I wear shades inside
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/486065/ecape
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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