Wake me up when we get to Mars. Earth is effed.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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So this is it, huh? Maybe death was a better choice...
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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A Pimp's Love Is Different From That of a Square.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Aural sex: When it goes in the ear.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I bowled a perfect 300 at WiiSports Bowling.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Wookiees do it better.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I was right about that whole Harry-Horcrux thing, y'know.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Flippity. Floppity. Manboobs.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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MySpace. Facebook. Dirty ol' Ho.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Why, yes. I am a Guitar Hero. How could you tell?
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Santa? Is that you? Put down that hatchet.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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I'll eat his costume.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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I'm Irish! You're Not? I'll drink to that!
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Manboobs.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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A strange combination of whiskey and motor oil.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Booby prize. Literally.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Anoter' damn tree-fiddy!?
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Snaggletoothed, and proud of it.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Do you have a flag?
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I heard your sister's going out with Squeak.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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<('.'<) Doin' the Kirby (>'.')>
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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There are things I'll do that could really hurt you.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Zero to Drunk in Less than $20
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Then he stabbed the guy!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Whole lotta honkies in here.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Put me out of my Missouri.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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It's my duty to please that booty.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Just push the buttons, register biscuit.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Thank you for calling the John Stamos sex line, how may I sex you
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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All good stories start with a monkey. This is no exception.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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Comparing Zelda to Halo is like comparing ice cream to dog poo.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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International Champion: Llama Hopscotch Competition
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Good thing we had that net installed for catching Giraffes
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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Officer, my pants are in the trunk.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Rated R for Rhinos
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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That's it! I'm going to Thirsty's!
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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The Rapper's Code: If Y = True, then X Gonna Give It To Ya
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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