Does this shirt make me look too awesome?
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I don't connect the dots, I invent them.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You touch it, you buy it.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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This is my serious face ^
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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brb, gotta go update my status.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Late at night when no one is looking I pretend to be a ballerina.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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All the parties I attend involve a donkey and a reattachable tail
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Wow, you're still here huh?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Awkward. I thought you were someone else.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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video game music calms me done.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I'm only pretending to text someone to avoid talking to you
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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caution: sometimes bites
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I see where you're are going with this..
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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What?! Ofcourse i still know your name, Becky? Jennifer? Stephen?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Will you bust out in song with me?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Oh.. you.. again..
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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let's cut the small talk, im fine.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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..awkward..
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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..that's not an easy button
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I less than three you for sideways eight
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My name isnt Christopher Robin, but i love Pooh
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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This is all the rage in China
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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..What.. all the cool kids do it
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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You're cute with the lights off
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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INCASE OF AKWARD MOMENT, READ THIS SHIRT!
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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Your body says Los Angeles, but your face says Texas
of 52 votes, 31% like it
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No, I'm not waving at you, but the person behind you..
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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I like to play cops and robbers... for real.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I wish I could fit you in my suitcase
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Unlike your shirt, mine is threadless
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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I don't sing because im happy, I sing to drown your voice out.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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sex.jpeg
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I dance therefore I am
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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The voice in my head thinks your hott
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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I bet you 10 bucks you wont give me 20
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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I like to think of myself as Jesus 2.o
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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you look like you were done in paint..
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Spelling is my FOURTAY
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Make fun of me now, I'll be your boss in 5 years
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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No, I'm not full of candy
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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web design if for lovers
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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scene kids make me laugh
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Thanks for reminding me, I owe your mom $20
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Baby me and you are like gameboy and pokemon, just meant to be
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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90% natural
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I Breakdance for peace
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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My ipod is 30 gigs of pure love
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Two things in the world should be free, music and porn
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Breaking hearts is my hobby
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I know fluent spanglish
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Isn't there traffic you could be playing in?
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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I probably make fun of you..
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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I like to dance... naked
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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jk, i dont really love you
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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Secretly, I'm thinking about you naked.
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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I am what dreams are made of...
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Trust me I'd rather be sleeping.
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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I wish I could fastfoward this moment...
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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I perfer to not think before I talk thank you
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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Sometimes I think I can fly... until I hit the ground
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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Lame is what I aim for
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Ouch, my computer gave me a megabyte
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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You look better, through your window
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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My parents are muggles
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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Robots turn me on.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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What ever happend to the good Disney?
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Honestly, I wish you would stop talking...
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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meet me in the moshpit
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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robots mating call: beep boop beep
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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I'm one eighty-sixth cherokee
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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Google is my BFF
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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Geeks make me laugh
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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My grandma is more hardcore than you.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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sounds like a plan batman
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Do you really have candy in your van....
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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Ninjas do it better
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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No need to thank me, I do it for the money
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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Im sorry I have to confiscate this cookie, for uh.. legal reasons
of 64 votes, 36% like it
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I want to CTRL ALT DELETE your face
of 62 votes, 29% like it
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Victoria, it's not that big of a secret
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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My grandma gets more ass than you
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Thank god for Google
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake, and I do love cake
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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I was the oringal power ranger
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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You're kinda cute if I squint my eyes
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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Please, stop staring they aren't growing any bigger
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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..uh.. awkward
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Elton John gets more women than you
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Jesus doesn't really love you
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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My friends call me Jesus
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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I <3 nap time
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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Dang, I miss recess
of 60 votes, 28% like it
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Im hardcore, you're hardcore, lets throwdown
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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10+ brownie points
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is kinda loose, just like your mom last night
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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I have my own soundtrack
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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Hurry up and stand next to me, to make me look better
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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I'll trade you my Charizard for your pikachu
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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I wish I could photoshop your face
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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Geeks are just like nerds, but go on game shows
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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You didn't look like that last night
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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Cry on someone elses shoulder
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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My gameboy is older than you
of 61 votes, 31% like it
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oprah > you
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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Less TALK more DANCE
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Why be a skinny pencil, when you can be a happy magic marker
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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ALT + ESC
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Do you want Ice Cream on your meatloaf?
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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