I rock out with my Barack out.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I love life, it's what I do for a living.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I love vegetarians... but I could never eat a whole one.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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tater tots are the chocolate truffles of the potato world
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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I have the tendency to not finish my sente
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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.siht daer ot deirt yllautca uoy fi resol a er'uoY
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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?trihs ym htiw uoy tcartsid I diD
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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(backwards) I bet you can't read your shirt in mirrors.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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It takes lots of skill to drive an 18-wheeler with allwheel drive
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Don't you hate it when people end sentences with periods.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Practice safe eating, always use condiments.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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For the sake of others, I am wearing pants aswell.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Global warming won't kill us. Zombies will.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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When zombies attack, who will you save?
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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(giant print) THIS SHIRT IS NOT OBNOXIOUS.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Why kill people who kill people to show that killing is wrong?
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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My favorite drink is Diet Water.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Don't let my reverse psychology fool you.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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The future isn't what it used to be...
of 37 votes, 41% like it
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something very vague will happen to you
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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The fifth dentist came and now they're all recomending it.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Some Weebles do fall down.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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I'm the ruler of my own little world.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I'm the reason that Waldo's hiding.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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this tastes nothing like chicken
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Go buck a fuffalo.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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will work for super awesome ninja powers.
of 58 votes, 31% like it
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That was a joke... I think.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Studies show that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the Earth.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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Yes, what about my mom?
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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We're living in a prozac generation, in the U.S. of Depression.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Proud Member of the AAAA: The American Acronym Abuse Association.
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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