I want to make out like a bandit in love.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Exercise is a good idea until you actually have to do it.
of 20 votes, 50% like it
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Lead keytarist.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Pro-Good. Anti-Bad.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Mean people suck your blood.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Never underestimate the ability of others to overestimate yours.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Keep people hanging...use ellipses...
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Pop goes the animal balloon maker.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Give me a sec to ad lib.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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By theater, I mean movies.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Cue the muzak.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Use me only for medicinal purposes.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Read between my minds.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I let my t-shirt do the talking for me.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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My other tee is a hair shirt.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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It's not porn if it has subtitles.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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I unfriended you.
And I'm not even on a social networking site.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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