Say No To Neon
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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i hope this isnt printed in big '80s letters on a fluro T.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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eating is a form of excercise
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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hugmobile
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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stop when red lights flash
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I CUT MYSELF TO FEEL
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Pimpin' Ain't Easy. But I Try.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Find me some pants!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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I'm wearing this so you won't notice I'm not wearing pants.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Wanna Play Doctor? Open Your Blouse and Say "Ah".
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I never give $5
of 49 votes, 2% like it
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IIIEEE!!! Icky Thump!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Captain of the Math Team
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Mathlympics Gold Medalist!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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You know why I am telling the truth? I really like these pants.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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beer pong champion of the world!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I'm that friend of a friend who tells great stories.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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I'm sleeping with the band.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Need a friend?
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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1 n33d 2 g3t 0µt m0r3
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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I watched Live Earth on a TV. I'm conflicted.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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is Tom your friend?
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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cooliawesome
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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wtf mate..?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Big Hands. Big Feet. Big...
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Da Guvenar Uf Caulifauniya
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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G'day Mate
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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look what gravity did to me.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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colored by photosynthesis.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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this is the result of writer's block.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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i say relax.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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fantabulicious.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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...well, at least i still have this shirt.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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if i was funny i'd have written this.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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sometimes its better just not to try
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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thank god i wore pants today.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I am the world's greatest natural resource.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Take that into your backface.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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So's ya face.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I was into that before you were born.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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You can be a non-conformist too!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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come and be a non-conformist with me
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I pass to the right!
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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"I pass to the right!" - Non-Conformist Rastafarian
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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White meat can't jump.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Bring back Parachute Pants!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Clearly Best Ever!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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