Volcanoes kick ash.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Don't have a cow - they're a lot of work.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Banana peels while Apple slices
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Rainbow Trout aren't as beautiful as they sound.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Oil is beneath me.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Parachute pants are misleading
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Mood Shirt:
red=angry
blue=sad
green=calm
purple=horny
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Shake it like you've got low blood sugar
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Shake it like you're cold.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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It's all fun and games until someone gets shirt.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My opinions can't be summarized in one sentence.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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My opinions can't be summarized by a one-sentence t-shirt slogan
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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My opinions can't be summarized in a one-sentence t-shirt slogan
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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I don't know how, to use commas.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Who doesn't like gummy bears?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Each day is better than the last when aligned in terms of quality
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I ONLY KNOW HOW TO SHOW EMOTION BY USING CAPS LOCK
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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I don't know who I am anymore.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a psychic. I knew you'd read this shirt.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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If I were you I'd read this too.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Who knows proper punctuation.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Most people, misuse commas.
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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Electrocution hertz.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Remember my face. I may need an alibi.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I wouldn't wear this if being topless were socially acceptable.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm only a stalker on the internet.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If you can read this, I must be sober.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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This side up. (arrow pointing up)
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not prepared for your fancy handshake.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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I don't know how to respond to "What's up?"
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Experts agree: Children aren't very intelligent.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Experts agree: Children are dumb.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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You can find me on the Real World.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is a social construction.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Your smart.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Natural Selection kills.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Congratulations- you're literate!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I'm so tired I could fall asleep.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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?siht daer uoy did yhW
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Reading is fun!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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People looking at my shirt turns me on.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I have a fetish for people who read t-shirts.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Watch out - I'm a master of the awkward face-touch.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Don't think about zebras.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I'm hot like a rash.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Take a stand.
Don't read T-shirts.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Fight apathy
...if you feel like it.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Fight apathy!
if you feel like it or whatever
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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We can read!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Stop apathy! Or don't...
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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This is the only shirt I'm wearing.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Stop apathy!
Or don't.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I can read English, and you can too!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I can read English, and so can you!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I can read English! And apparently you can too.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Dinosaurs are awesome.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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This is the shirt I wear on laundry day.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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This shirt is distracting you from reality.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I'm wearing this shirt because society deems it necessary.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I'm only wearing clothes because it's deemed necessary by society
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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ZOMBIES ARE REAL.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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In the future, we still have these crappy t-shirts.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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I'm wearing this shirt because it's socially inacceptable not to.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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This shirt is working hard so my pants don't have to.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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When I retire, I'd really like to travel through time.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Ask me about the future.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm from the future, but not so far that we have better clothes.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Humor is always in style.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a little tired right now.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Will criticize for food.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Ask me for advice.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Fries are my favorite vegetable.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Let's discuss which of us is more biased.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Rocks are gneiss.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Let me tell you why all your favorite bands suck.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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I should inform you that your idea is physically impossible.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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This is one hip joint. (arrow toward hip)
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I'm only wearing this shirt because society deems it necessary.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Fun and Failure both start out the same way.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Interest is underrated.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I like your diction.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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My whole life is a waste.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I always lie.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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While you were reading this, my friend stole your wallet.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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The platypus is a myth!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Dinosaurs?
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I have made a huge mistake.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I hate your witty banter.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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emit fo etsaw a si siht
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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You've probably seen me on Youtube.
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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Hate makes love meaningful.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Everyone deserves to be loved.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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I love your sarcasm.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Indiana Jones is my hero.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Screw you, black jellybean.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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You're so gneiss, I'll never take you for granite.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Don't take igneous rocks for granite!
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Corners are for squares.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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Geology is Gneiss.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Metamorphism is Gneiss.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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comfortable
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Inertia keeps me going.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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Metal made me lose my hearing. Pop made me lose my patience.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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At least I don't listen to pop music.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Dragons are real.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I need you.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Spread Love.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I'm dying.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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You don't have to drink to have fun.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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For what will you be remembered?
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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What ever happened to Vampires?
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Abstinence!
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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I still play my Super Nintendo.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I still think Harrison Ford is hot.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I'm wasting my life.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Extroverts are overrated.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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I wish I were a dinosaur.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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FPS>RPG
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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just a little shy
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Real men don't drink and drive.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Math is easy. Relationships are hard.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I need more time.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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