So check this out...I was at IHOP a few weeks ago, and right about the time that me and one of my friends were arriving, this lady leaves with some lame slogan t-shirt that said "Anything Boys Can Do Girls Can Do Better."

Now, admittedly, I'm a bit of a t-shirt bigot, so once she was a safe distance away, I let loose with a tirade about how much I hate assembly line Wal-Mart specials (nothing against Wal-Mart), which was, undoubtedly, what her tee was. Unfortunately, she was not quite as far away as I thought her to be, so she came back to our table and let me have it. Well, sorta.

She glares at me and says, "You think my t-shirt's stupid?"

I didn't want to lie to her, so I said, "Yeah, I do."

She looks my "No More Bento" shirt up and down, and, upon not finding anything insult-worthy to say about it, says, "Well, I think YOU'RE stupid."

That's how awesome this shirt is.