i really do/have said "i like running. i run toward dessert and away from danger," which may explain why i am so attached to that 'slogan' and would like to have a tee shirt that reads that...


blame my lame friends...they reinforce my lameness by laughing when i say it...

i like to make them laugh...

i want to win with that slogan so i can have my shirt...

it's a win-win for threadless, cause i'm just lame enough to buy ALL of them to distribute among friends...

my friends, that is.


i have the best job...ever. i wear tee shirts to work!