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lookpolish aka chalky and unpleasant is 28.57 years old, has been a member since July 3, 2004, has scored 20,013 submissions, giving an average score of 1.51, helping 226 designs get printed.

Sep 16 '06 by lookpolish
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I'm proud to be Public Animal Number 9.

So this is pretty much the greatest thing I've heard all day.

I work at an animal hospital, and for the past few months a stray kitten named Sox has been staying with us. I brought her home with me a few times to play with my kitty, but I didn't want to keep Sox. (She's the black and white cat in the picture below.)

Sox and Windy

A couple of weeks ago, I walked into work and there was a note on Sox's cage: "I have a new home now. Alice Cooper is my new daddy." I immediately thought, "OH MY GOD, ALICE COOPER!" But I didn't think he was really the new owner of this kitten, so I forgot about it. (I mean, it's possible there's another guy named Alice Cooper... right?)

Well, earlier I was at a staff party and found out that the Alice Cooper is taking this kitten. The daughter of one of the receptionists somehow knows him and is coming to pick up Sox at the end of the month for him. We're going to try to get Alice to take a picture of himself with Sox.

Oh man, I know Alice Cooper's cat!

ir0cko on Sep 16 '06 at 8:00pm

hahaha. wow!

chenonceau on Sep 16 '06 at 8:05pm

Hehe. Awesomeeee.

spacesick on Sep 16 '06 at 8:19pm

haha! shit that's sweet!

lemonalle on Sep 16 '06 at 8:24pm

ha ha!

hannabear on Sep 16 '06 at 8:25pm

whoa that's awesome! :D

mrs. squid on Sep 16 '06 at 8:29pm

Hey, lookpolish I like your name. I can't remember which Mystery Science Theater that was from. I feel like it's on the tip of my tongue.

lookpolish on Sep 17 '06 at 1:02am

The Horror of Party Beach (episode 817)

spacesick on Sep 17 '06 at 1:03am

Mitchell

radiostaticstar on Sep 17 '06 at 1:05am

hahaha, that's the coolest..!

lookpolish on Sep 17 '06 at 1:07am

Who's the puffy guy who's a big, blurry sex machine?

littlem on Sep 17 '06 at 1:07am

Is it my body?

littlem on Sep 17 '06 at 1:08am

horror of party beach! ahhaaha...zipperbutt

littlem on Sep 17 '06 at 1:11am

this sounds horrible.ha!

spacesick on Sep 17 '06 at 1:13am

makes my tattoos melt in the heat

lookpolish on Sep 17 '06 at 1:14am

I've basically been taking care of that kitten.

Alice owes me.

spacesick on Sep 17 '06 at 1:15am

tell him you really enjoyed "from the inside"

lookpolish on Sep 17 '06 at 1:24am

If ever I spoke with him, I imagine I'd have to drop to my knees and shout, "We're not worthy!"

spacesick on Sep 17 '06 at 1:28am

exqueeze me? baking powder?

8 days later

martiandrivein on Sep 25 '06 at 10:09pm

what is wegmans?

chelly on Sep 25 '06 at 10:12pm

this makes me so happy

i know alice cooper's cat

you should get a shirt made of the photo

lookpolish on Sep 25 '06 at 10:15pm

haha

Wegmans is a supermarket that sadly hasn't made it to Texas yet.

And chelly, don't believe for a second that I won't plaster a photo of Alice and Sox on any available space I find.

3 days later