As you can see, I received my Valentine gift. I got a sweet card, citrus-y lotion and soap, various food items, a wallet (I've honestly been looking for a new wallet for months now), funny little erasers, a candle, and an orange (yay!) candle holder. Mr. Pistachio Nut, you really are quite the Cupid. I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

I mean, thanks for the awesomely thoughtful package!