professorE
professorE aka Ethan is a 35.79 year old man, has been a member since March 27, 2007, has scored 5778 submissions, giving an average score of 2.13.
  Jul 21 '08 by professorE        42 Comments        Watch this

As some of you may know, I had to sell my beloved Vanagon (seen on the right side of my profile being violated by a dragon) due to ongoing maintenance issues.

I didn't want to replace it with just any old car, of which I looked at many, so I took my time in selecting exactly what I wanted.

I dated a girl about 7 years ago that had a Toyota 4Runner, and the best thing that came out of that relationship was my love of her truck. I've longed for one ever since, but they were always out of my price range until now. The time was right, the car was right, and the seller was willing to bargain.

So, here is my new (to me) 1995 Toyota 4Runner:

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Not perfect, but perfect for me!
  Jul 14 '08 by professorE        27 Comments        Watch this

The lovely Priscilla Wilson was printed today!

It is beautiful. You need to go see it!

$10 including shipping until it sells out today, $15 starting tomorrow.

Congratulations!
  Jul 09 '08 by professorE        60 Comments        Watch this
Omair's blog about killing blog got me thinking. What is the oldest blog that I've killed?

Turns out it was THIS ONE, 454 days ago. I've only been here just over a year, so that's pretty good. I wish it was a cooler blog, though.

How long is yours? Blogs only, no subs or critiques, and please post a link. Then bump that shit with a time stamp...

So far:

goldensara - 677 days
sonmi - 782 days
littlem - 1123 days
spacesick 2 - 326 days
ir0cko - 779 days
trindli - 321 days
ytfelmi - 710 days
  Jun 24 '08 by professorE        42 Comments        Watch this

I'm going out for a couple of hours. Don't do anything funny until I get back.

Understood?



I'm serious.
  Jun 11 '08 by professorE        51 Comments        Watch this

How was your trip?
  Jun 02 '08 by professorE        61 Comments        Watch this
I adopted a cat yesterday!

Sara and I went to the animal shelter Friday to donate a big load of cat and dog food she puchased at Sam's Club, and we decided to look at the cats while we were there.

There were quite a few that we liked, but one guy in particular grabbed our attention. He's an 8 year old Siamese mix, about 10 pounds. Sara always told me you should not pick out a cat, that the cat should pick you. This guy definately did.

He is very laid back, but once you start petting him he rolls on his back and looks right into your eyes while you rub his belly. He is always bonking me with the top of his head and loves to be right next to me.

Sara's cat, Sugar Pi, is none too happy about the interloper, but she is moving back to Cary with Sara on Friday, so he will soon have the place to himself.

Less than amused at the red eye reducer:

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In the midst of a bath:

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The aforementioned belly:

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  Apr 14 '08 by professorE        48 Comments        Watch this

So, the time has come for me to sell my beloved Vanagon. It is a beautiful van, fun to drive, and with lots of space.

I can comfortably drive around 9 people, which comes in handy as I'm usually the designated driver for my friends when we go out on the weekends.

It is also a 1986 VW, which means the mainenance is a bitch. The guy who offered to buy it from me used to work at the shop where I take it, and always told me to call him first if I wanted to sell it. And now I do. He's coming to look at it in the morning, driving almost 100 miles to see it, so I know he's serious.

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I feel like I should throw a going away party. I'll miss you, old friend!
  Apr 07 '08 by professorE        44 Comments        Watch this
Just had the most awkward segment on Stephen Colbert.

Mexico looks to be taking it's toll on him.


This blog is now about puffins.



Have at you!
  Apr 02 '08 by professorE        28 Comments        Watch this


This blog is my safe place. Nothing can hurt me in here.
  Apr 02 '08 by professorE        28 Comments        Watch this

This is my mantel:

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Quotable:

shirtflirt on Jun 23 '08 at 3:36pm
the professor is appropriately named. heed his lessons. and good luck!

t4sh4 on Apr 01 '08 at 3:16pm
my laugh was at profE- for the record.

olie! on Mar 25 '08 at 3:23pm
I care about you, professorE.

Sir_Minimus on Mar 09 '08 at 5:21pm
i heard that the E in professorE was for "EMO."

EricDiaz on Feb 28 '08 at 1:13pm
^somethings telling me that guy isnt a real Professor..

5napple on Feb 23 '08 at 2:43pm
oh i also agree with the professor.

GallyAl on Feb 20 '08 at 12:37pm
*brands 'lol' onto professorE's ass*

geewally on Feb 19 '08 at 2:06pm
I take it back, Ethan. You are a real professor. :)

orwell on Jan 24 '08 at 1:07am
oh, i forgot about some other adult film, thanks professor E

Todow on Jan 03 '08
lol @ Prof. E

Chipmnk on Dec 08 '07 at 10:28am
I give professorE a gold star!

hanzabean on Dec 07 '07 at 5:44pm
ohh, shit.
E strikes again.

renfrue on Dec 03 '07 at 10:54pm
prof e saves the day with cliff notes synopsis

maddingo on Nov 20 '07
professorE FTMFW!!!!

El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 16 '07 at 1:50am
nice call professorE.

hogboy on Nov 13 '07 at 11:20am
damn you professorEEEEEEEEE!!!

hanzabean on Nov 11 '07 at 11:25am
I followed E here.

hershel on Nov 11 '07 at 9:37am
professor E is just as right as ever....

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Nov 11 '07
Holy hell, Professor E. Your comment made me curious.

Mojie on Nov 10 '07 at 11:13pm
LOL @ profressorE

goldensara on Nov 10 '07 at 12:07am
what professorE said.

marblecargirl on Nov 09 '07 at 11:10am
hahaha, professor

shirtflirt on Nov 09 '07 at 9:40am
gd point professor

chelly on Nov 06 '07 at 11:11pm
professorE, back row, pinchin' those asses!

I spy with my little eye (Threadless version)
Points:
ProfessorE: 1
Everyone Else: 0

hanzabean on Nov 05 '07 at 2:56pm yaaay., E!

Jebbie on Nov 02 '07 at 10:59am
lol @ professorE

helo on Oct 31 '07 at 11:24pm
ha ha ha ! awesome, professorE

Jebbie on Oct 16 '07 at 2:05am
You're on my to do list Mr professorE!

L.T. on Oct 03 '07 at 11:43pm
*shudders at professorE's pubes*

Paula Abdul on Oct 12 '07 at 11:06am
professorE, do you have such a ring?

iPear on Oct 10 '07 at 8:39pm
ProfessorE, this is one of those times where you think about what you're about to say, and then you don't say it.

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