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professorE
professorE aka Ethan (or Evan, whatever) is a very old man, has been a member since March 27, 2007, has scored 6120 submissions, giving an average score of 2.21.
  Oct 06 '09 by professorE        20 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
All of your Dr. Dog.

Give me it.

I remember you posted some links one time. Are they still active, and can you post them here? I found the album with Ark on it and burned it for my road trip.

Now I must have the rest.

Thank you!

E!

shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Oct 06 '09 at 9:27pm
or, you know, you could support the music industry...
johnthreadless
johnthreadless on Oct 06 '09 at 9:28pm
or, you know, you could shut up!

ps, i love you Ethan
bygrinstow
bygrinstow on Oct 06 '09 at 9:28pm
crazy
professorE
professorE on Oct 06 '09 at 9:30pm
I will drive to anywhere they play in my own or surrounding states to see them play and give them my money directly. The music industry is not my friend. The musicians are.
professorE
professorE on Oct 06 '09 at 9:31pm
Thanks, jt. You look totally hot in checked shirts.
iPear
iPear on Oct 06 '09 at 9:33pm

toothbrush

passed away volume 1

I don't have the other three on mediafire since I bought them on itunes and DRM stuff.
johnthreadless
johnthreadless on Oct 06 '09 at 9:33pm
JT?! OH I LOVE IT!

its like Justin Timberlake or 2/3 of Jonathan Taylor Thomas

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
iPear
iPear on Oct 06 '09 at 9:33pm
professorE
professorE on Oct 06 '09 at 9:38pm
Thank you, Omair! I have a special thing I found to photograph and post for you.
scootboot
scootboot on Oct 06 '09 at 9:39pm
I have a special thing I found to photograph and post for you...

what does that mean?
professorE
professorE on Oct 06 '09 at 9:42pm
Well there's this thing, see? I found it. It's kinda special. I'm going to post pics of it. I may have to take those pics of it first.

I will do all of this for Omair.
professorE
professorE on Oct 06 '09 at 10:45pm
iPear
iPear on Oct 06 '09 at 10:47pm
holy crap, that IS special!
mgill52
mgill52 on Oct 06 '09 at 10:48pm
HOLY CRAP THAT IS THE SAME FORTUNE I GOT TODAY!!!!!

(minus the Pear)
professorE
professorE on Oct 06 '09 at 10:49pm
I've carried that around since the day I got home from Chicago! It was my first meal back here after meeting you!
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Oct 06 '09 at 10:49pm
holy s-word
professorE
professorE on Oct 06 '09 at 10:50pm
The Chinese really think we're friendly I guess.
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Oct 06 '09 at 10:53pm
that is awesome
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 07 '09 at 12:55am
DOG AT THE FUCKING FREE FESTIVAL!!!

Mega }:(

They played at like, noon! who the hell is up at noon??
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 07 '09 at 12:56am
whoa. i meant to type:

I FUCKING MISSED DR. DOG AT THE FUCKING FREE FESTIVAL!!!

etc.
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B 7 on Aug 31 '09 at 11:58pm
i just nearly died laughing at professorE's post

Krimson on Aug 07 '09 at 1:45am
We are just having a good time with you. It is 2Am here, and I am pretty sure that Ethan has been drinking.

Malcolm Man on Jun 10 '09 at 9:21pm
Ethan, you are an invaluable e-friend.

Torakamikaze on Jun 09 '09 at 3:35pm
you've enraged Ethan
he may stab someone close to you now
I read somewhere he does that
I think it was in an issue of Redbook

valorandvellum on Mar 24 '09 at 11:41pm
professorE wins

Eskimo_Breckyn on Mar 23 '09 at 12:45pm
ProfessorE, may I say that you look like some creepy pedophile who looks about 40?

courtney pie on Mar 10 '09 at 5:30pm
AH! marry me professor e!

Sarcasticatbest on Nov 22 '08 at 2:16pm
Ethan needs to change his name to Professor Gloaty

nigerian_orchid on Oct 17 '08 at 10:06am
You know, the only reason I came in here is because ProfessorE was here

producer on Oct 14 '08 at 9:05pm
professorE doesn't fuck around

BrobAZ on Jul 29 '08
professorE- you can go eat a dick!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 28 '08
I also thought of how huge the end of Ethan's dong is.

copticnet on Jul 28 '08 at 10:47am
I agree with professorE

shirtflirt on Jun 23 '08 at 3:36pm
the professor is appropriately named. heed his lessons. and good luck!

t4sh4 on Apr 01 '08 at 3:16pm
my laugh was at profE- for the record.

olie! on Mar 25 '08 at 3:23pm
I care about you, professorE.

EricDiaz on Feb 28 '08 at 1:13pm
^somethings telling me that guy isnt a real Professor..

5napple on Feb 23 '08 at 2:43pm
oh i also agree with the professor.

GallyAl on Feb 20 '08 at 12:37pm
*brands 'lol' onto professorE's ass*

geewally on Feb 19 '08 at 2:06pm
I take it back, Ethan. You are a real professor. :)

orwell on Jan 24 '08 at 1:07am
oh, i forgot about some other adult film, thanks professor E

Todow on Jan 03 '08
lol @ Prof. E

Chipmnk on Dec 08 '07 at 10:28am
I give professorE a gold star!

hanzabean on Dec 07 '07 at 5:44pm
ohh, shit.
E strikes again.

renfrue on Dec 03 '07 at 10:54pm
prof e saves the day with cliff notes synopsis

maddingo on Nov 20 '07
professorE FTMFW!!!!

El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 16 '07 at 1:50am
nice call professorE.

hogboy on Nov 13 '07 at 11:20am
damn you professorEEEEEEEEE!!!

hanzabean on Nov 11 '07 at 11:25am
I followed E here.

hershel on Nov 11 '07 at 9:37am
professor E is just as right as ever....

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Nov 11 '07
Holy hell, Professor E. Your comment made me curious.

Mojie on Nov 10 '07 at 11:13pm
LOL @ profressorE

goldensara on Nov 10 '07 at 12:07am
what professorE said.

marblecargirl on Nov 09 '07 at 11:10am
hahaha, professor

shirtflirt on Nov 09 '07 at 9:40am
gd point professor

chelly on Nov 06 '07 at 11:11pm
professorE, back row, pinchin' those asses!

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Points:
ProfessorE: 1
Everyone Else: 0

hanzabean on Nov 05 '07 at 2:56pm
yaaay., E!

Jebbie on Nov 02 '07 at 10:59am
lol @ professorE

helo on Oct 31 '07 at 11:24pm
ha ha ha ! awesome, professorE

Jebbie on Oct 16 '07 at 2:05am
You're on my to do list Mr professorE!

L.T. on Oct 03 '07 at 11:43pm
*shudders at professorE's pubes*

Paula Abdul on Oct 12 '07 at 11:06am
professorE, do you have such a ring?

iPear on Oct 10 '07 at 8:39pm
ProfessorE, this is one of those times where you think about what you're about to say, and then you don't say it.

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