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professorE
professorE aka Ethan (or Evan, whatever) is a very old man, has been a member since March 27, 2007, has scored 6119 submissions, giving an average score of 2.21.
  Sep 15 '09 by professorE        23 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I'm sure everyone got at least one pic this weekend that deserves to have some embellishment. If so, post them here and let the raving masses have their way with them!

I'll start:

photohaus this

I'm sorry, Evan, but it's not my fault you're a heavy sleeper...

Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Sep 15 '09 at 2:01pm
harsh blog is harsh
alexmdc
   alexmdc on Sep 15 '09 at 2:03pm
BUAHAHAHAHAHA
kashlen
kashlen on Sep 15 '09 at 2:04pm
tehehe
kashlen
kashlen on Sep 15 '09 at 2:04pm
this makes me glad I didn't go and room with ethan
kihou
kihou on Sep 15 '09 at 2:04pm
Ahh I don't have my camera cords, but the only pic I took was of the White Castle sign XD
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 15 '09 at 2:04pm
oh man. this blog can only lead to disaster and hilarity.

i would like to be put on record as saying that i was a very considerate roommate in that i did not take ANY pictures of my fellow roommates sleeping. even though i was really tempted to get a good one of jeff when he was kinda sprawled out.
sonmi
   sonmi on Sep 15 '09 at 2:05pm
yikes
professorE
professorE on Sep 15 '09 at 2:06pm
That's not the best one of Evan, just the one I posted here...
kihou
kihou on Sep 15 '09 at 2:07pm
...wait, are there sleepy pics of me too? O_O
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 15 '09 at 2:08pm
Phil's Reward-3
professorE
professorE on Sep 15 '09 at 2:42pm
No, Liz. You were wound a little tight for me to risk getting sleepytime pics of you. I have things to live for...
professorE
professorE on Sep 15 '09 at 5:38pm
NEEDS MOAR PHOTOHAUSING!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 15 '09 at 5:40pm
liz is wound tight? did we meet the same liz?
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Sep 15 '09 at 5:44pm
too soon.
ir0cko
   ir0cko on Sep 15 '09 at 5:45pm
i have one photo that i find really funny, but i won't embarrass that person unless they give me permission. lol
professorE
professorE on Sep 15 '09 at 6:05pm
Hahaha. Yeah, Brian, Liz was a delight during the waking hours. But in a 'sleeping-next-to-a-slightly-more-than-slightly-drunk-close-to-40-year-old-stranger-from-the-internet-who-thought-it-was-hilarious-when-she-left-her-bra-in-the-bathroom-and-whose-OCD-kicked-in-and-had-to-flip-it-the-right-way-out-before-giving-it-back" setting she was a little more on edge.
iPear
iPear on Sep 15 '09 at 6:06pm
II photoshopped this

tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 15 '09 at 6:10pm
ah, see, where you went wrong was when you touched her bra. you don't touch the bra of a girl you just met unless she asks you to.

rookie mistake.
professorE
professorE on Sep 15 '09 at 6:11pm
It was on the toilet. I had to poop.
iPear
iPear on Sep 15 '09 at 6:12pm
see, the problem here is that you had hands.
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Sep 15 '09 at 11:56pm
lol this is wrong.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Sep 16 '09 at 12:05am
professorE
professorE on Sep 16 '09 at 7:57pm
I wish this had done better...
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B 7 on Aug 31 '09 at 11:58pm
i just nearly died laughing at professorE's post

Krimson on Aug 07 '09 at 1:45am
We are just having a good time with you. It is 2Am here, and I am pretty sure that Ethan has been drinking.

Malcolm Man on Jun 10 '09 at 9:21pm
Ethan, you are an invaluable e-friend.

Torakamikaze on Jun 09 '09 at 3:35pm
you've enraged Ethan
he may stab someone close to you now
I read somewhere he does that
I think it was in an issue of Redbook

valorandvellum on Mar 24 '09 at 11:41pm
professorE wins

Eskimo_Breckyn on Mar 23 '09 at 12:45pm
ProfessorE, may I say that you look like some creepy pedophile who looks about 40?

courtney pie on Mar 10 '09 at 5:30pm
AH! marry me professor e!

Sarcasticatbest on Nov 22 '08 at 2:16pm
Ethan needs to change his name to Professor Gloaty

nigerian_orchid on Oct 17 '08 at 10:06am
You know, the only reason I came in here is because ProfessorE was here

producer on Oct 14 '08 at 9:05pm
professorE doesn't fuck around

BrobAZ on Jul 29 '08
professorE- you can go eat a dick!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 28 '08
I also thought of how huge the end of Ethan's dong is.

copticnet on Jul 28 '08 at 10:47am
I agree with professorE

shirtflirt on Jun 23 '08 at 3:36pm
the professor is appropriately named. heed his lessons. and good luck!

t4sh4 on Apr 01 '08 at 3:16pm
my laugh was at profE- for the record.

olie! on Mar 25 '08 at 3:23pm
I care about you, professorE.

EricDiaz on Feb 28 '08 at 1:13pm
^somethings telling me that guy isnt a real Professor..

5napple on Feb 23 '08 at 2:43pm
oh i also agree with the professor.

GallyAl on Feb 20 '08 at 12:37pm
*brands 'lol' onto professorE's ass*

geewally on Feb 19 '08 at 2:06pm
I take it back, Ethan. You are a real professor. :)

orwell on Jan 24 '08 at 1:07am
oh, i forgot about some other adult film, thanks professor E

Todow on Jan 03 '08
lol @ Prof. E

Chipmnk on Dec 08 '07 at 10:28am
I give professorE a gold star!

hanzabean on Dec 07 '07 at 5:44pm
ohh, shit.
E strikes again.

renfrue on Dec 03 '07 at 10:54pm
prof e saves the day with cliff notes synopsis

maddingo on Nov 20 '07
professorE FTMFW!!!!

El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 16 '07 at 1:50am
nice call professorE.

hogboy on Nov 13 '07 at 11:20am
damn you professorEEEEEEEEE!!!

hanzabean on Nov 11 '07 at 11:25am
I followed E here.

hershel on Nov 11 '07 at 9:37am
professor E is just as right as ever....

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Nov 11 '07
Holy hell, Professor E. Your comment made me curious.

Mojie on Nov 10 '07 at 11:13pm
LOL @ profressorE

goldensara on Nov 10 '07 at 12:07am
what professorE said.

marblecargirl on Nov 09 '07 at 11:10am
hahaha, professor

shirtflirt on Nov 09 '07 at 9:40am
gd point professor

chelly on Nov 06 '07 at 11:11pm
professorE, back row, pinchin' those asses!

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hanzabean on Nov 05 '07 at 2:56pm
yaaay., E!

Jebbie on Nov 02 '07 at 10:59am
lol @ professorE

helo on Oct 31 '07 at 11:24pm
ha ha ha ! awesome, professorE

Jebbie on Oct 16 '07 at 2:05am
You're on my to do list Mr professorE!

L.T. on Oct 03 '07 at 11:43pm
*shudders at professorE's pubes*

Paula Abdul on Oct 12 '07 at 11:06am
professorE, do you have such a ring?

iPear on Oct 10 '07 at 8:39pm
ProfessorE, this is one of those times where you think about what you're about to say, and then you don't say it.

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