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professorE aka Ethan is a 35.79 year old man, has been a member since March 27, 2007, has scored 5894 submissions, giving an average score of 2.14.

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Jul 09 '08 by professorE

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What was the first blog you killed?

Omair's blog about killing blog got me thinking. What is the oldest blog that I've killed?

Turns out it was THIS ONE, 454 days ago. I've only been here just over a year, so that's pretty good. I wish it was a cooler blog, though.

How long is yours? Blogs only, no subs or critiques, and please post a link. Then bump that shit with a time stamp...

So far:

goldensara - 677 days
sonmi - 782 days
littlem - 1123 days
spacesick 2 - 326 days
ir0cko - 779 days
trindli - 321 days
ytfelmi - 710 days

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goldensara on Jul 09 '08 at 1:08am

677 days ago

sadness.

goldensara on Jul 09 '08 at 1:08am

that was one of my first comments in the blogs. I was such a noob. :\

professorE on Jul 09 '08 at 1:16am

That's a pretty effective kill. Cancel the code 3.

sonmi on Jul 09 '08 at 1:16am

782!

sonmi on Jul 09 '08 at 1:17am

wait... 827, according to the time stamp

littlem on Jul 09 '08 at 1:22am

i killed it 1123 days ago

sonmi on Jul 09 '08 at 1:24am

ethan you should change the title of this blog to, "what was the first blog you killed?"

perhaps it's too ambiguous to lure in people at the moment :)

spacesick 2 on Jul 09 '08 at 1:25am

I've never killed a blog in my whole life

professorE on Jul 09 '08 at 1:26am

I will change it now.

ir0cko on Jul 09 '08 at 1:27am

779 days ago, which i won't link to cause it was a blog asking someone to cheer her up, and i read the blog wrong and posted that i was annoyed with something. hahahaha.

goldensara on Jul 09 '08 at 1:30am

littlem beats us all lol

trindli on Jul 09 '08 at 1:32am

321 days ago

YtFeLMi on Jul 09 '08 at 1:36am

710 days.

YtFeLMi on Jul 09 '08 at 1:36am

I can't link things, but I bumped the blog

sonmi on Jul 09 '08 at 1:37am

for some reason when i click "only participated" and look at the earliest blogs, the last commenter on submissions appears as the person's real name, instead of user name.

like

868 days ago
by julia

instead of "by sonmi"

is it just me, or does it do that for anyone else?

professorE on Jul 09 '08 at 1:39am

Not for me. You are haunted.

deboraborialis on Jul 09 '08 at 1:45am

782 days

DaddyDom on Jul 09 '08 at 1:50am

1157 days

but there were older ones. I think I've bumped a few of them.

SnakeMan on Jul 09 '08 at 2:04am

i think a better question is what was the biggest blog you killed? in terms of number of comments. like were you the last one to post in a blog with 2000 comments? that's hardcore blog killing right there.

professorE on Jul 09 '08 at 2:05am

Shit. I'll check on that too, Rob.

ir0cko on Jul 09 '08 at 2:16am

it's just you, julia. you're cursed! :D

squatterjohn on Jul 09 '08 at 3:05am

This one. 285 days ago.

Mine was the only comment.

xnarx on Jul 09 '08 at 3:37am

Mine was 423. I just bumped it.

I usually kill blogs very easily. I might just kill this one :(

Ronin60 on Jul 09 '08 at 4:15am

723 Days ago
The moment I found out about Mitch Hedberg (and that he was sadly dead).
I surpirsed there wasn't one from further back; I always seem to kill blogs.

radiostaticstar on Jul 09 '08 at 4:37am

966 days ago

aww, cute. back when a sale could cripple the site...

radiostaticstar on Jul 09 '08 at 4:38am

966 days ago

Framble on Jul 09 '08 at 4:40am

269 days ago

Framble on Jul 09 '08 at 4:41am

BAH!
http://www.threadless.com/profile/205539/narcissus_poeticus/blog/17163/what_are_you_addicted_to

What a noob

Framble on Jul 09 '08 at 5:52am

This one!

Neon Samurai on Jul 09 '08 at 6:18am

I've got two of them, both 323 days ago.

I could probably link to them but I'd rather keep my mystery.

mz. kat-ii on Jul 09 '08 at 7:11am

stubby43 on Jul 09 '08 at 7:18am

Technically this one and it was a fail from the start

But this is my second account on threadless, i have an older one called stubby42 but I deleted that one and have no way of looking.

edean on Jul 09 '08 at 7:33am

158 days but i've only beeen around for about 170

corey9 on Jul 09 '08 at 7:34am

747

stubby43 on Jul 09 '08 at 7:38am

559

realslimnatey on Jul 09 '08 at 7:40am

how the fuck are you guys figuring this out!?

realslimnatey on Jul 09 '08 at 7:40am

i mean, how the *heehaw* are you guys figuring this out!?

corey9 on Jul 09 '08 at 7:41am

applied advanced pantsmatics

realslimnatey on Jul 09 '08 at 7:43am

well apply your advanced pantsmatics over here corey!

corey9 on Jul 09 '08 at 7:46am

(go to your participated blogs and then look to the last pages of that...)

realslimnatey on Jul 09 '08 at 7:51am

haha, thanks for the free pantsmatics corey!

Hi my name is on Jul 09 '08 at 7:52am

284

realslimnatey on Jul 09 '08 at 7:55am

ok, mine was stupid, it was my own blog about cigarettes in thailand and the last comment was about injecting it with some std's and shipping it out to someone, which i did btw...just the shipping it out part, not the std's part

Jebbie on Jul 09 '08 at 7:58am

Mine isn't that old.. 334 days ago

Phiffer on Jul 09 '08 at 8:00am

It was my first blog about Canadian pizza

Its at 225 today

edean on Jul 09 '08 at 8:03am

nate, go to the blog homepage, then click on the "only participated" button and it'll pull up all the blogs that you've participated in, then just go to the oldest ones and see which one shows your name as the last person to post

edean on Jul 09 '08 at 8:17am

murder bump

Ronin60 on Jul 09 '08 at 8:23am

+1 Gold Star for pantsmatics diagram!

sonmi on Jul 09 '08 at 9:34am

mine was actually 827 and not 782... i was dyslexic with numbers last night or something??

avalanche_lily on Jul 09 '08 at 9:41am

If I use this account then it's 444

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BrobAZ on Jul 29 '08
professorE- you can go eat a dick!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 28 '08
I also thought of how huge the end of Ethan's dong is.

copticnet on Jul 28 '08 at 10:47am
I agree with professorE

shirtflirt on Jun 23 '08 at 3:36pm
the professor is appropriately named. heed his lessons. and good luck!

t4sh4 on Apr 01 '08 at 3:16pm
my laugh was at profE- for the record.

olie! on Mar 25 '08 at 3:23pm
I care about you, professorE.

EricDiaz on Feb 28 '08 at 1:13pm
^somethings telling me that guy isnt a real Professor..

5napple on Feb 23 '08 at 2:43pm
oh i also agree with the professor.

GallyAl on Feb 20 '08 at 12:37pm
*brands 'lol' onto professorE's ass*

geewally on Feb 19 '08 at 2:06pm
I take it back, Ethan. You are a real professor. :)

orwell on Jan 24 '08 at 1:07am
oh, i forgot about some other adult film, thanks professor E

Todow on Jan 03 '08
lol @ Prof. E

Chipmnk on Dec 08 '07 at 10:28am
I give professorE a gold star!

hanzabean on Dec 07 '07 at 5:44pm
ohh, shit.
E strikes again.

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maddingo on Nov 20 '07
professorE FTMFW!!!!

El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 16 '07 at 1:50am
nice call professorE.

hogboy on Nov 13 '07 at 11:20am
damn you professorEEEEEEEEE!!!

hanzabean on Nov 11 '07 at 11:25am
I followed E here.

hershel on Nov 11 '07 at 9:37am
professor E is just as right as ever....

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Nov 11 '07
Holy hell, Professor E. Your comment made me curious.

Mojie on Nov 10 '07 at 11:13pm
LOL @ profressorE

goldensara on Nov 10 '07 at 12:07am
what professorE said.

marblecargirl on Nov 09 '07 at 11:10am
hahaha, professor

shirtflirt on Nov 09 '07 at 9:40am
gd point professor

chelly on Nov 06 '07 at 11:11pm
professorE, back row, pinchin' those asses!

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hanzabean on Nov 05 '07 at 2:56pm yaaay., E!

Jebbie on Nov 02 '07 at 10:59am
lol @ professorE

helo on Oct 31 '07 at 11:24pm
ha ha ha ! awesome, professorE

Jebbie on Oct 16 '07 at 2:05am
You're on my to do list Mr professorE!

L.T. on Oct 03 '07 at 11:43pm
*shudders at professorE's pubes*

Paula Abdul on Oct 12 '07 at 11:06am
professorE, do you have such a ring?

iPear on Oct 10 '07 at 8:39pm
ProfessorE, this is one of those times where you think about what you're about to say, and then you don't say it.

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