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professorE aka Ethan is a 28 year old man, has been a member since March 27, 2007, has scored 5952 submissions, giving an average score of 2.16.

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Jun 11 '08 by professorE

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DEEANN!!!

How was your trip?

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WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 11 '08 at 11:14pm

ETHAN!

It was awesome.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 11 '08 at 11:14pm

Did you get points on Sunday? Eh? Did ya?

professorE on Jun 11 '08 at 11:14pm

Did the weather hold out for the graduation?

professorE on Jun 11 '08 at 11:15pm

Ah! That was you? Yes I did!

professorE on Jun 11 '08 at 11:15pm

Thank you muchly!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 11 '08 at 11:16pm

Yeah, it was nice. It rained like crazy the next day, when we got to the beach, though. It was coolio.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 11 '08 at 11:17pm

Yeah, I felt bad. We drove straight though Greensboro.

professorE on Jun 11 '08 at 11:18pm

I'm so sad. I live like 3 blocks from I-40.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 11 '08 at 11:21pm

Sowwy. Next time I go, I should have more free time.

professorE on Jun 11 '08 at 11:22pm

I adopted a cat last Sunday. Check out my blog about him.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 11 '08 at 11:40pm

Sadly, my birthday was the 31st, and I wasn't here to see if I was on the list.

Sadface.

professorE on Jun 12 '08 at 12:57am

Aw, man. Happy birthday!

I do not recall seeing it on the list, and I usually check. Mine wasn't last year either.

professorE on Jun 12 '08 at 1:25am

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WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 12 '08 at 1:28am

Sweet! Now I can crank call you at four in the morning to see if your refridgerator is running.

Neon Samurai on Jun 12 '08 at 1:28am

*scribbles down number*

professorE on Jun 12 '08 at 1:28am

*unplugs refrigerator*

professorE on Jun 12 '08 at 1:30am

*realizes that won't change anything*

*plugs fridge back in*

*checks on ice cream sandwiches*

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 12 '08 at 1:30am

No!!!! Your milk will spoil!

Hehehe...you should call collect, Neon. Like a reverse of that Simpsons' episode.

professorE on Jun 12 '08 at 1:30am

You cannot call a cell phone collect. Besides, I've got free long distance.

Neon Samurai on Jun 12 '08 at 1:31am

I will, which way does your toilet flush again?

Imma go check mine.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 12 '08 at 1:32am

My toilet flushes upward.

It may be broken.

shakethesheets on Jun 12 '08 at 1:32am

Happy belated birthday! Where was your trip to?

professorE on Jun 12 '08 at 1:33am

*begins to suspect he might not be getting a call*

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 12 '08 at 1:36am

Thanks, Becca! I went to North Carolina. Solely to drive around Ethan's house multiple times, then turn back.

Neon Samurai on Jun 12 '08 at 1:36am

Upward? Wouldn't that result in water getting all up in your business?

That can't be hygienic.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 12 '08 at 1:36am

*is an exceedingly anxious phone person*

I have it written down, though.

professorE on Jun 12 '08 at 1:38am

DeeAnn left donuts in my lawn and didn't even come in for tea.

shakethesheets on Jun 12 '08 at 1:47am

Ooh, very exciting! I've never been to NC. And donuts and tea go so beautifully together!

professorE on Jun 12 '08 at 1:48am

I meant donuts with her car tires...

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 12 '08 at 1:54am

Ahahahaha....I also thought the yummy kind of donuts at first.

professorE on Jun 12 '08 at 1:58am

Hahahaha - Also, it would be sweet tea. This is North Carolina after all...

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 12 '08 at 2:02am

Man, it was so weird to see people smoking in restaurants.

shakethesheets on Jun 12 '08 at 2:04am

Haha I know, I was making of a joketime. Smoking in restaurants? What is this, the 70s?!

professorE on Jun 12 '08 at 2:05am

This is the Tobacco Belt. I can't stand it personally, but there's a lot of local places finally going smoke free. Most of the chains have already.

2 days later

professorE on Jun 15 '08 at 12:27am

Hey! Call me now.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 15 '08 at 12:51am

Sorry. On the phone with the boyfriend.

Also, still anxious.

40 days later

professorE on Jul 25 '08 at 1:49am

Hey! That number still works!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 25 '08 at 1:55am

My tin cans don't have any numbers on them! Just get in your treehouse.

professorE on Jul 25 '08 at 1:55am

Why do you torture me?

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 25 '08 at 1:58am

DUDE.

I have, like, severe phone phobia. I didn't give my boyfriend my number until we'd been dating a month.

againstbound on Jul 25 '08 at 2:00am

Hey Dee, I called you earlier but you weren't there and I didn't feel like leaving a message on your machine, I'll call you tomorrow morning.

professorE on Jul 25 '08 at 2:01am

Okay. I'll mail you a Xanax or two, take them, wait 20-30 minutes, then call me and we can talk for about six hours until they start to wear off.

That's how I get blood drawn...

professorE on Jul 25 '08 at 2:02am

Very funny, Hector. I know that Mexico doesn't have phones.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 25 '08 at 2:03am

This is how I get blood drawn:

againstbound on Jul 25 '08 at 2:05am

Yes we don't have phones, but we do have a phone, I only have to walk eleven hours to get there and then 2-4 hours standing in line to use it. But it's very cheap.

professorE on Jul 25 '08 at 2:06am

This is how I get shot at:

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 25 '08 at 2:07am

He walks carrying a jug of water for his village on his head.

professorE on Jul 25 '08 at 2:14am

Very funny, DeeAnn. I know you can't drink the water in Mexico.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 25 '08 at 2:16am

He was carrying a goat on his head...that's what I meant.

professorE on Jul 25 '08 at 2:17am

Very funny, DeeAnn. I know the chupacabra eats all the goats in Mexico.

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BrobAZ on Jul 29 '08
professorE- you can go eat a dick!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 28 '08
I also thought of how huge the end of Ethan's dong is.

copticnet on Jul 28 '08 at 10:47am
I agree with professorE

shirtflirt on Jun 23 '08 at 3:36pm
the professor is appropriately named. heed his lessons. and good luck!

t4sh4 on Apr 01 '08 at 3:16pm
my laugh was at profE- for the record.

olie! on Mar 25 '08 at 3:23pm
I care about you, professorE.

EricDiaz on Feb 28 '08 at 1:13pm
^somethings telling me that guy isnt a real Professor..

5napple on Feb 23 '08 at 2:43pm
oh i also agree with the professor.

GallyAl on Feb 20 '08 at 12:37pm
*brands 'lol' onto professorE's ass*

geewally on Feb 19 '08 at 2:06pm
I take it back, Ethan. You are a real professor. :)

orwell on Jan 24 '08 at 1:07am
oh, i forgot about some other adult film, thanks professor E

Todow on Jan 03 '08
lol @ Prof. E

Chipmnk on Dec 08 '07 at 10:28am
I give professorE a gold star!

hanzabean on Dec 07 '07 at 5:44pm
ohh, shit.
E strikes again.

renfrue on Dec 03 '07 at 10:54pm
prof e saves the day with cliff notes synopsis

maddingo on Nov 20 '07
professorE FTMFW!!!!

El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 16 '07 at 1:50am
nice call professorE.

hogboy on Nov 13 '07 at 11:20am
damn you professorEEEEEEEEE!!!

hanzabean on Nov 11 '07 at 11:25am
I followed E here.

hershel on Nov 11 '07 at 9:37am
professor E is just as right as ever....

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Nov 11 '07
Holy hell, Professor E. Your comment made me curious.

Mojie on Nov 10 '07 at 11:13pm
LOL @ profressorE

goldensara on Nov 10 '07 at 12:07am
what professorE said.

marblecargirl on Nov 09 '07 at 11:10am
hahaha, professor

shirtflirt on Nov 09 '07 at 9:40am
gd point professor

chelly on Nov 06 '07 at 11:11pm
professorE, back row, pinchin' those asses!

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hanzabean on Nov 05 '07 at 2:56pm yaaay., E!

Jebbie on Nov 02 '07 at 10:59am
lol @ professorE

helo on Oct 31 '07 at 11:24pm
ha ha ha ! awesome, professorE

Jebbie on Oct 16 '07 at 2:05am
You're on my to do list Mr professorE!

L.T. on Oct 03 '07 at 11:43pm
*shudders at professorE's pubes*

Paula Abdul on Oct 12 '07 at 11:06am
professorE, do you have such a ring?

iPear on Oct 10 '07 at 8:39pm
ProfessorE, this is one of those times where you think about what you're about to say, and then you don't say it.

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