professorE
professorE aka ethana is a 35.95 year old woman, has been a member since March 27, 2007, has scored 5913 submissions, giving an average score of 2.15.
  Apr 02 '08 by professorE        28 Comments        Watch this


This blog is my safe place. Nothing can hurt me in here.

Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Apr 02 '08 at 11:38pm
*SHANK!*
professorE
professorE on Apr 02 '08 at 11:39pm
fuck
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Apr 02 '08 at 11:41pm
Safe Place?
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Apr 02 '08 at 11:42pm
Apparently, the safe place involves a white man messaging the chest of a black child.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Apr 02 '08 at 11:42pm
that's not creepy at all...
professorE
professorE on Apr 02 '08 at 11:43pm
professorE
professorE on Apr 02 '08 at 11:43pm
I can't believe I posted that twice tonight.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Apr 02 '08 at 11:43pm
he's a yellow man.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Apr 02 '08 at 11:46pm
RACIST!
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Apr 02 '08 at 11:46pm
Yeah....her hands cover so little of those boobs.
6124c3
6124c3 on Apr 03 '08 at 12:44am
why would anybody want to hurt you?

(hooray for boobies!!!)

wait...is she missing a tooth?
professorE
professorE on Apr 03 '08 at 1:24am
She has teeth?
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Apr 03 '08 at 1:26am
this place is not very safe at all
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Apr 03 '08 at 1:28am
professorE
professorE on Apr 03 '08 at 1:28am
Just relax, ISA.


*shuts door and closes blinds*
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Apr 03 '08 at 1:34am
Did you realize that a banana cheerleader has infiltrated your safe place?


DID YOU?
professorE
professorE on Apr 03 '08 at 1:35am
What?!? Where?
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Apr 03 '08 at 1:36am
man the hands on the safe place sign raises my hackles -

they are moving right?
professorE
professorE on Apr 03 '08 at 1:37am
When I noticed it, I shat bricks.

And I just noticed it.
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Apr 03 '08 at 1:41am
not safe at all
3 days later
professorE
professorE on Apr 06 '08 at 9:29pm
I got lonely for this blog.
Sarcasticatbest
Sarcasticatbest on Apr 06 '08 at 10:43pm
It's a nice blog Professor; warm, and comforting like the yellow hands on the safe sign.
orwell
orwell on Apr 07 '08 at 10:58pm
wow, there's a lot animated things going on in this blog/page

*also, the van up there is a'rockin...so don't go a'knockin
5 days later
add1571
add1571 on Apr 13 '08 at 9:49am
WANKER
add1571
add1571 on Apr 13 '08 at 9:50am
baldy prick
professorE
professorE on Apr 13 '08 at 10:09am
In respone to this?
professorE
professorE on Apr 13 '08 at 10:10am
*response
Sarcasticatbest
Sarcasticatbest on Apr 13 '08 at 7:34pm
His prepubescent inadequacy?
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BrobAZ on Jul 29 '08
professorE- you can go eat a dick!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 28 '08
I also thought of how huge the end of Ethan's dong is.

copticnet on Jul 28 '08 at 10:47am
I agree with professorE

shirtflirt on Jun 23 '08 at 3:36pm
the professor is appropriately named. heed his lessons. and good luck!

t4sh4 on Apr 01 '08 at 3:16pm
my laugh was at profE- for the record.

olie! on Mar 25 '08 at 3:23pm
I care about you, professorE.

EricDiaz on Feb 28 '08 at 1:13pm
^somethings telling me that guy isnt a real Professor..

5napple on Feb 23 '08 at 2:43pm
oh i also agree with the professor.

GallyAl on Feb 20 '08 at 12:37pm
*brands 'lol' onto professorE's ass*

geewally on Feb 19 '08 at 2:06pm
I take it back, Ethan. You are a real professor. :)

orwell on Jan 24 '08 at 1:07am
oh, i forgot about some other adult film, thanks professor E

Todow on Jan 03 '08
lol @ Prof. E

Chipmnk on Dec 08 '07 at 10:28am
I give professorE a gold star!

hanzabean on Dec 07 '07 at 5:44pm
ohh, shit.
E strikes again.

renfrue on Dec 03 '07 at 10:54pm
prof e saves the day with cliff notes synopsis

maddingo on Nov 20 '07
professorE FTMFW!!!!

El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 16 '07 at 1:50am
nice call professorE.

hogboy on Nov 13 '07 at 11:20am
damn you professorEEEEEEEEE!!!

hanzabean on Nov 11 '07 at 11:25am
I followed E here.

hershel on Nov 11 '07 at 9:37am
professor E is just as right as ever....

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Nov 11 '07
Holy hell, Professor E. Your comment made me curious.

Mojie on Nov 10 '07 at 11:13pm
LOL @ profressorE

goldensara on Nov 10 '07 at 12:07am
what professorE said.

marblecargirl on Nov 09 '07 at 11:10am
hahaha, professor

shirtflirt on Nov 09 '07 at 9:40am
gd point professor

chelly on Nov 06 '07 at 11:11pm
professorE, back row, pinchin' those asses!

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hanzabean on Nov 05 '07 at 2:56pm yaaay., E!

Jebbie on Nov 02 '07 at 10:59am
lol @ professorE

helo on Oct 31 '07 at 11:24pm
ha ha ha ! awesome, professorE

Jebbie on Oct 16 '07 at 2:05am
You're on my to do list Mr professorE!

L.T. on Oct 03 '07 at 11:43pm
*shudders at professorE's pubes*

Paula Abdul on Oct 12 '07 at 11:06am
professorE, do you have such a ring?

iPear on Oct 10 '07 at 8:39pm
ProfessorE, this is one of those times where you think about what you're about to say, and then you don't say it.

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