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professorE
professorE aka Ethan (or Evan, whatever) is a very old man, has been a member since March 27, 2007, has scored 6120 submissions, giving an average score of 2.21.
  Oct 11 '07 by professorE        44 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
So, I was in the camp of people fully supporting this design. Well, it came today, and I am disappointed. I don't like the pink, the print is waaay to large, and the girls are borderline pornographic.

Just kidding. This shirt is awesome! I just got it out of its inaugural wash, went to the store to pick up some rations for dinner, and now that I'm home, I don't want to cook. I could just stand in front of the mirror and nourish myself on the awesomeness.

Everyone who doesn't like this shirt has a right to their opinion, just not in this blog. If you try anything, you will be ridiculed mercilessly...

*EDIT*
I told you, Webster. We're fucking merciless!

d3d
   d3d on Oct 11 '07 at 6:31pm
you jerk. i was getting so upset until i got to "borderline pornographic" and realised you were kidding.
i'm hanging out for people to start submitting photos. that's the best part.
staffell
staffell on Oct 11 '07 at 6:32pm
I second what leon said
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 11 '07 at 6:33pm
man, now im definitely not not ordering this.
Dr_Manhattan
Dr_Manhattan on Oct 11 '07 at 6:33pm
The shirt sucks, there's too much pink, lose the text, blah blah blah etc...

Just kidding, I'm hanging out for this shirt like an overeager teenager waiting to go backstage at a Justin Timberlake concert!
professorE
professorE on Oct 11 '07 at 6:37pm
Even though I already own it, if it comes up as a hoodie, I'll be getting one of them shits, too.
d3d
   d3d on Oct 11 '07 at 6:40pm
i was hoping they might put it on a long sleeved tee because i have Franx Caged on a long charcoal tee and it's one of the nicest shirts I own.
staffell
staffell on Oct 11 '07 at 6:43pm
I think I'll order this shirt right now
professorE
professorE on Oct 11 '07 at 6:47pm
That would also be a good idea about the long sleeved. At least with this one, I can layer it over a generic long sleeved and get a bit of warmth out of the deal.

A hoodie would just kick the ass of me.
professorE
professorE on Oct 11 '07 at 6:48pm
Ooops! Gotta change my profile from arriving... to ...I own.
courtney pie
courtney pie on Oct 11 '07 at 6:50pm
me too, i $5'd it... but now... i don't so... it's too trashy. and it supports sexual harrassment and it's not p.c. and and and...

oh, who'm i kidding! i'm SO gonna order this asap!
professorE
professorE on Oct 11 '07 at 6:54pm
Sexual harrassment? Any one of these ladies would whip the ass of anyone stepping out of line..!
staffell
staffell on Oct 11 '07 at 6:54pm
wtf@sexual harrassment
courtney pie
courtney pie on Oct 11 '07 at 7:06pm
lol @ sexual harrassment, there was a blog about that xray vision tee some dumbass said it was sexual harrassment...

i love this tee and that one!
Webster American Dictionary
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 12 '07 at 4:34pm
omg i luv dis t! itz zo kutie! lets all have lovey tim wit dis shirt! oooooh!
professorE
professorE on Oct 12 '07 at 4:40pm
ISABOA on Oct 12 '07 at 4:36pm
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 12 '07 at 4:34pm
omg i luv dis t! itz zo kutie! lets all have lovey tim wit dis shirt! oooooh!
professorE
professorE on Oct 12 '07 at 4:43pm
ISABOA on Oct 12 '07 at 4:42pm
professorE on Oct 12 '07 at 4:40pm
ISABOA on Oct 12 '07 at 4:36pm
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 12 '07 at 4:34pm
omg i luv dis t! itz zo kutie! lets all have lovey tim wit dis shirt! oooooh!
numby
numby on Oct 12 '07 at 4:52pm
LMAO
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Oct 12 '07 at 4:58pm
professorE on Oct 12 '07 at 4:43pm
ISABOA on Oct 12 '07 at 4:42pm
professorE on Oct 12 '07 at 4:40pm
ISABOA on Oct 12 '07 at 4:36pm
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 12 '07 at 4:34pm
omg i luv dis t! itz zo kutie! lets all have lovey tim wit dis shirt! oooooh!
professorE
professorE on Oct 12 '07 at 5:01pm
ISABOA on Oct 12 '07 at 4:58pm
professorE on Oct 12 '07 at 4:43pm
ISABOA on Oct 12 '07 at 4:42pm
professorE on Oct 12 '07 at 4:40pm
ISABOA on Oct 12 '07 at 4:36pm
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 12 '07 at 4:34pm
omg i luv dis t! itz zo kutie! lets all have lovey tim wit dis shirt! oooooh!
professorE
professorE on Oct 12 '07 at 5:04pm
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 12 '07 at 4:34pm
omg i luv dis t! it makesz me wants to sex up my moms!!!11!1111!!!!!!
courtney pie
courtney pie on Oct 12 '07 at 5:06pm
woh woh woh! wait a minute!
since i bought this i get sex with websters mom?! nice! ^5
professorE
professorE on Oct 12 '07 at 5:08pm
Careful, courtney pie. She likes it rough.
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Oct 12 '07 at 5:09pm
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 12 '07 at 4:34pm
omg i luv dis t! it makesz me wants to sex up my moms!!!11!1111!!!!!!
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Oct 12 '07 at 5:11pm
professorE on Oct 12 '07 at 5:04pm
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 12 '07 at 4:34pm
omg i luv dis t! it makesz me wants to sex up my moms!!!11!1111!!!!!!
courtney pie
courtney pie on Oct 12 '07 at 5:14pm
*growwwl* to websters moms. cant wait to get my tee and go over to her house... when websters at school!
professorE
professorE on Oct 12 '07 at 5:16pm
Webster American Dicktionary on Oct 12 '07 at 4:35pm
too bad. i did
4 days later
Webster American Dictionary
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 16 '07 at 9:32pm
all because i dont like a fucking shirt you didnt even design. FUCK OFF.
Webster American Dictionary
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 16 '07 at 9:34pm
i actually forgot about all of this until i saw your queer avatar, and though about what an ass licker you are.
professorE
professorE on Oct 17 '07 at 9:23am
Webster American Dicktionary on Oct 16 '07 at 9:34pm
i actually forgot about all of this until i saw your awesome avatar, and thought about how much i want to lick your ass.
Webster American Dictionary
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 17 '07 at 5:49pm
still talking....

























































































































asslicker
courtney pie
courtney pie on Oct 17 '07 at 6:46pm
yo. child of the corn, stfu and go away.
Webster American Dictionary
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 19 '07 at 1:23pm
corncorncorncorncorncorn
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Oct 19 '07 at 1:29pm
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 16 '07 at 9:34pm
i actually masturbated about all of this until i saw god, and thought about how I could manage licking my own ass.
professorE
professorE on Oct 19 '07 at 5:00pm
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 19 '07 at 1:23pm
licking ass is all i can think about. mmmmm ass...
littlem
littlem on Oct 19 '07 at 5:26pm
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 19 '07 at 1:23pm
Leave Britney Alo-o-o-o-o-o--o-o-one!
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Oct 19 '07 at 5:38pm
Webster American Dictionary on Oct 19 '07 at 1:23pm
cornholemycornholemycornholemycornholemycornholemycornhole
682 days later
robroy05
robroy05 on Sep 01 '09 at 12:36am
REPRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
robroy05
robroy05 on Sep 01 '09 at 12:36am
holy hell, 682 days. That's older than Puter.
kashlen
kashlen on Sep 01 '09 at 12:39am
yous guyz are so funnyz
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B 7 on Aug 31 '09 at 11:58pm
i just nearly died laughing at professorE's post

Krimson on Aug 07 '09 at 1:45am
We are just having a good time with you. It is 2Am here, and I am pretty sure that Ethan has been drinking.

Malcolm Man on Jun 10 '09 at 9:21pm
Ethan, you are an invaluable e-friend.

Torakamikaze on Jun 09 '09 at 3:35pm
you've enraged Ethan
he may stab someone close to you now
I read somewhere he does that
I think it was in an issue of Redbook

valorandvellum on Mar 24 '09 at 11:41pm
professorE wins

Eskimo_Breckyn on Mar 23 '09 at 12:45pm
ProfessorE, may I say that you look like some creepy pedophile who looks about 40?

courtney pie on Mar 10 '09 at 5:30pm
AH! marry me professor e!

Sarcasticatbest on Nov 22 '08 at 2:16pm
Ethan needs to change his name to Professor Gloaty

nigerian_orchid on Oct 17 '08 at 10:06am
You know, the only reason I came in here is because ProfessorE was here

producer on Oct 14 '08 at 9:05pm
professorE doesn't fuck around

BrobAZ on Jul 29 '08
professorE- you can go eat a dick!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 28 '08
I also thought of how huge the end of Ethan's dong is.

copticnet on Jul 28 '08 at 10:47am
I agree with professorE

shirtflirt on Jun 23 '08 at 3:36pm
the professor is appropriately named. heed his lessons. and good luck!

t4sh4 on Apr 01 '08 at 3:16pm
my laugh was at profE- for the record.

olie! on Mar 25 '08 at 3:23pm
I care about you, professorE.

EricDiaz on Feb 28 '08 at 1:13pm
^somethings telling me that guy isnt a real Professor..

5napple on Feb 23 '08 at 2:43pm
oh i also agree with the professor.

GallyAl on Feb 20 '08 at 12:37pm
*brands 'lol' onto professorE's ass*

geewally on Feb 19 '08 at 2:06pm
I take it back, Ethan. You are a real professor. :)

orwell on Jan 24 '08 at 1:07am
oh, i forgot about some other adult film, thanks professor E

Todow on Jan 03 '08
lol @ Prof. E

Chipmnk on Dec 08 '07 at 10:28am
I give professorE a gold star!

hanzabean on Dec 07 '07 at 5:44pm
ohh, shit.
E strikes again.

renfrue on Dec 03 '07 at 10:54pm
prof e saves the day with cliff notes synopsis

maddingo on Nov 20 '07
professorE FTMFW!!!!

El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 16 '07 at 1:50am
nice call professorE.

hogboy on Nov 13 '07 at 11:20am
damn you professorEEEEEEEEE!!!

hanzabean on Nov 11 '07 at 11:25am
I followed E here.

hershel on Nov 11 '07 at 9:37am
professor E is just as right as ever....

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Nov 11 '07
Holy hell, Professor E. Your comment made me curious.

Mojie on Nov 10 '07 at 11:13pm
LOL @ profressorE

goldensara on Nov 10 '07 at 12:07am
what professorE said.

marblecargirl on Nov 09 '07 at 11:10am
hahaha, professor

shirtflirt on Nov 09 '07 at 9:40am
gd point professor

chelly on Nov 06 '07 at 11:11pm
professorE, back row, pinchin' those asses!

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hanzabean on Nov 05 '07 at 2:56pm
yaaay., E!

Jebbie on Nov 02 '07 at 10:59am
lol @ professorE

helo on Oct 31 '07 at 11:24pm
ha ha ha ! awesome, professorE

Jebbie on Oct 16 '07 at 2:05am
You're on my to do list Mr professorE!

L.T. on Oct 03 '07 at 11:43pm
*shudders at professorE's pubes*

Paula Abdul on Oct 12 '07 at 11:06am
professorE, do you have such a ring?

iPear on Oct 10 '07 at 8:39pm
ProfessorE, this is one of those times where you think about what you're about to say, and then you don't say it.

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