Some t-shirt design ideas I will never get around to doing, because I am lazy, don't have a lot of time, don't know how to use illustrator (despite buying a book on it) and would probably be too self-conscious to post my artwork here.

I'll add to this list as I think of things.

1) Saint Rita, Patron Saint of Lost Causes (Cos she sounds awesome, and has all this imagery to do with bees and roses and stuff)
2) Ridiculous martyrdoms of Saints (which I would make up)
3) Urban Shaman (A modern, urban equivalent of a shaman, probably looking like a tramp, with loads of urban detritus making up his shaman's costume and shrine)