Magic is Just Science that Hasn't Been Proved
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Let's Paint the Town a Nice Deep Shade of Rich Burgandy
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Beware: Fairydust is Addictive
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Only Fools Rush In (And Fall Over)
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Blending in with the "normal folks" looks a bit like th
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Gamboys = The Best Invention Ever
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Pandas are just polar bears with bad tan lines
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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you are what you eat: the secret cannibals club
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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A world without exaggeration would be... so-so
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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A world without exaggeration would be... so-so.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine... to rot your teeth
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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A spoonful of sugar... is really bad for your teeth
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Pac-man and Mario stole my childhood
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Mario Stole My Childhood
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Pac-man stole my childhood
of 12 votes, 50% like it
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If I'm smiling, it means I'm in my happy place
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I once figured something out... it was a difficult equation
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I hang out with Jesus, yo.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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The best thing in life is tea
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Eat a SPIDER?! I wouldn't have the guts. Just everything else.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Better to Have Loved and Lost Than to Have Stalked and Found
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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12-Step Talkaholics Help Group: On Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Join The Rat Race Today! You'll Receive:Lifetime Supply Of Cheese
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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It's Wrong That 'Meat And Two Veg' Has Alternative Meanings
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The Easter Bunny Is Actually A Bow-Hating Undercover Vigilante
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Wearing Your Heart On Your Sleeve Is An Inappropriate Accessory
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Mad As A November Bunny
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I Used To Be A Perfectionist But I’m OK/Alright/Fine Splendid Now
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Once In A Blue Moon... It's Hard To Get Out
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I Have Zero Tolerance For Toleration
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If You're Barking Up The Wrong Bush, Be Aware: You're A Dog
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I Don't Beat About The Bush. I Hack It Down.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve=A Grossly Inappropriate Accessory
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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In My View... Is You
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I've Got A Chip On My Shoulder. It's Bitter Flavoured.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Where Did You Get That Bonnet For Your Bee?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Better to Have Loved and Lost Than to Become a Stalker
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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I'm Made of Marshmallows
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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In My Eyes...
Are Eyeballs
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I Made A Bee-Line Just For You:
B ________
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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We Are What We Eat: The Secret Cannibals Club
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Between A Rock And A Hard Place... Lives A Little Worm
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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From My Viewpoint... I Can See Your Bogies
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea- There's lots of Plankton
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I Win - Unjustly and Oval
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Are You Callin' Me a Yellow Belly? (**printed on yellow tee**)
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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There's No Rest For The Wicked. But Then I Got Cable.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Pollination: It's The Bee's Knees
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Son of a Gun! It's Pis.Tol Junior
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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It's Not Botox - It's A Stiff Upper Lip
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I've Got My Look Down To A Tee
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Mastication Saves Lives
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Too Much of A Good Thing is AWESOME
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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You're (my) Top Notch
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Hand Me Down Chic
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Roonerisms Spock
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You've just realized you need the toilet
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm against eating Broccoli - it destroys the Minpin's forests
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Sometimes I Think...
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Who is Riley and why does he have such a good life?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm Reading Your Thoughts Right Now
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I\'m Reading Your Mind
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I lost my marbles in '93.
Jimmy had them.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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A Leopard Doesn't Change Its Spots.
Unless it Has a Magic Marker
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Humble Pie is Actually Quite Tasty
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Larry is Happy
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Curiosity Killed the Starer
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Cucumbers are NOT cool.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a chip off your old block
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If Found, Please Return to:
The Stork,
Storksville,
The Sky
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't Mess With Someone Who's Hair Looks Like This
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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TGIF - Thank God I'm Fabulous
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I say: Biscuits, Sweets & Jam
You Say: Cookies, Candy &
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I'm thinking you're the staring type...
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Watch That Lamppost!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Go Go Gadget...
...nah I got nuthin'
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not a Drama Queen-I'm a thespian princess waiting for my time
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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