I just scored my twenty-five thousandth design.

I'm a votard. Please stab me.

(Also, is this a record?)

Hearts. Record players. 8-tracks. Cassettes. Birds on wires. Hearts. Hearts. Records. Some random friend's face that nobody else in the world knows/wants on a shirt. Hearts. Poorly-done skulls. HEARTS. Rock-paper-scissors.

So right. Are you one of the twenty people who remembered my very mildly controversial "Everybody's a Jerk but Me" blog? Well guess what! This blog totally bumps that off of my blog list deal.

Also I don't feel that way anymore. Fo realz. I should posthumously (or whatever) change that title to "Nobody's a Jerk except for a Small Handful." Happy threadlessing! And I still have yet to buy a shirt, or make a shirt, or do anything but vote on like 7000 designs. And those three unsuccessful slogans. But yeah.

Long Live Threadless! I promise I'll make some sort of design soon. Or start on starting. Or... yeah. Probably not for a long time yet. I got ideas though! Trust me on that, fooz!

What's goin' down, all you people? Anything up? Anything.... hoppin'? As for me, I'm gonna make me a bagel mit some cream cheesen und orange JOOOCE!

Someone please tell me the influx of women faces and poorly drawn "cute" cats on submissions?! Neither of those things have ever won, to my recollection, so why are all these people continually redoing them over and over? I think I'm going to go insane from all the 0's I'm giving out...

Where are all the good designs? If I could draw.....

o_O

After being on this site a while, I've noticed some kinda patterns that I don't kinda like but the kinda keep popping up over and over again... (If you've done some of these, no offense):

-A whole bunch of little things on a t-shirt
-A whole bunch of the same things with one being different
-A whole bunch of "cute" ghosts/monsters all conglomerated together
-Hearts (unless they're really well done and original)
-The G-Mail contest in general
-Various cords and electronics in love with electrical outlets

So yeah. That's what I'm tired of seeing over and over again. So what are you sick of? Me? Ufufufufu!

(Really though, what are you tired of seeing on Threadless?)

Woot woot! Only nine hundredths of a year until I can get my driver's license! Then my profile picture will be driven many times as much! Woooo!

Why is this website full of jerks? I'm scared to submit anything because it seems like everyone here takes their amatuer t-shirt rating position waaaay too seriously. Lighten up, people. How about constructive critisisms instead of blasting sand in poor little kid's faces?

And just so you know, this isn't a response from anything that's happened to me. Really. I haven't been internet-screamed at yet, but I've seen some people trying to be big by typing smart and tearing things down.

And yeah, at least I try not to be part of the problem.

Because I only have MS Paint, and who likes that crap? Too bad I'm not in school (what with summer and all), 'cause I'd totally take advantage of Photoshop there. We made T-Shirts in that class, but I wouldn't submit it here. I figure a shirt with my own face on it spoofing Che wouldn't go over too well.

1983 Ford F-150. No AC, no fuel-injection, and two different brands of headlights. Eat that!

:-)