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that's my number.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Subtle stubble is studly.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Trees can't appreciate your hugs. But I can.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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I'm not a tree, but you can hug me too.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Trees hate your hugs.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Don't worry, it's cool to hug me.
I'm a tree.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Trees don't like it when you hug them.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I don't feel like talking to you, I'm an artist.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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As seen in real life!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Trust me.
I look much better on the internet.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I put the MAN in Manual
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Caution: Rambles incessantly.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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You. Me. Dance-Off. Now.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Gneiss!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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schist!
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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You did WELL on your test. You did a GOOD job.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I correct people's grammar.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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No. You are doing WELL.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I correct peoples grammar.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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mommy doesn't dress me anymore
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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I brake for ligers
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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yeah, I play in a band
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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(may contain peanuts)
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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still stuck in Molasses Swamp
of 44 votes, 0% like it
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bite me (USDA approved)
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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(real) guitar hero
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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closet vegan
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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closet carnivore
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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DAI CHURNG GUM MOMENT
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a Spartan.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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wow. you totally just nerded all over me.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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