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drpantslaroo
drpantslaroo aka Pants Laroo is 34.91 years old, has been a member since March 21, 2007, has scored 48 submissions, giving an average score of 2.08, helping 1 designs get printed.
Hot dogs, the other brown meat.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Math teachers have serious problems.
of 30 votes, 47% like it
I'm like an open book, filled with blood and guts.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
Mathematicians have problems.
of 32 votes, 66% like it
Your worst nightmare is some weirdos dream come true.
of 24 votes, 50% like it
I wish I could be more like you and remember your name.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
I meant gay like retarded, not gay like homosexual.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
Popped collars like steak are better bloody.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
Contemplating elaborate verbal assualts on your dumb face.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
Like my Mama always told me...shut up.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
The harder you try, the lamer you get.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
Unicorns are so magical. Even fairies love them!
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Embrace the unicorn within.
of 52 votes, 37% like it
Video Games have eaten my delicious soul.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
If you type LOL again, I'll be forced to STAB you.
of 43 votes, 37% like it
Did you feel that? I think the party just got started.
of 67 votes, 21% like it
I'm feeling pretty crazy. Let's make waffles for dinner!
of 58 votes, 21% like it
Oh snap, your use of slang terminology is tight.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
Embrace the spaz within.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
Insert "jazz hands" whenever possible.
of 49 votes, 35% like it
When was the last time you felt totally rad?
of 48 votes, 21% like it
The uneven sidewalk is the great equalizer.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
Clown paintings are like knives, every serial killer has one.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
Say anything you want, while I attempt to remember your name.
of 52 votes, 31% like it
Best. Punctuation. Ever.
of 52 votes, 31% like it
If properly programed, robots have all the fun.
of 58 votes, 28% like it
I seem like a nice guy.
of 59 votes, 36% like it
This is my new epidermis.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
I am secretly sticking it to the man.
of 62 votes, 50% like it
I can see through your car window. Nose picker.
of 59 votes, 25% like it
I love stuff, especially if it's stuffed with some other stuff.
of 65 votes, 28% like it
Secretly plotting a vegetable garden.
of 68 votes, 40% like it
Dainty and Elegant like a monster truck.
of 67 votes, 25% like it
Pirate + Robot + Maniac = Pyromaniac
of 64 votes, 28% like it
Cavemen started everything.
of 63 votes, 22% like it
I want to be a giant when I grow up.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
I actually do know everything.
of 64 votes, 31% like it
Pirate + Robot= Pyro
of 65 votes, 23% like it
Acting that smarmy requires a pipe.
of 73 votes, 23% like it
Actors are totally faking it.
of 73 votes, 34% like it
Pondering how awesome it would be if you were jelly-filled.
of 74 votes, 26% like it
Powerpoint presentations are a sign of weakness.
of 73 votes, 37% like it
Can you keep a secret? I'm a Ninja.
of 73 votes, 22% like it
I actually am the boss of you.
of 73 votes, 21% like it
Pants!Pants! They're all over me!
of 72 votes, 25% like it
Carrots got mad roots in the undergound.
of 72 votes, 24% like it
Clowns are scary, especially when they are President.
of 73 votes, 33% like it
Deeply in thought about what to smash first.
of 72 votes, 22% like it
Secretly planning an interpretive dance.
of 74 votes, 38% like it
That Champagne made you a lot less sophisticated.
of 72 votes, 26% like it
Unicorns are my favorite.
of 71 votes, 27% like it
I am really impressed by the names of people you know.
of 73 votes, 33% like it
I think everything should come with toppings.
of 73 votes, 33% like it
I ignored everything you just said.
of 73 votes, 26% like it
Secretly hoping you're about to give me a trophy.
of 72 votes, 36% like it
I'm much funnier on paper.
of 71 votes, 30% like it
I would rather hug a tree, than hug a hippie.
of 71 votes, 27% like it
I vote no to politics.
of 71 votes, 24% like it
When was the last time you felt crestfallen?
of 71 votes, 24% like it
HEY JERK! ha, ha, made you read.
of 72 votes, 24% like it
My grandma likes to party.
of 71 votes, 23% like it
My dad could drink your dad under the table.
of 70 votes, 23% like it
Bring the moustache back!
of 69 votes, 25% like it
Ribbed turtleneck sweaters are a sign of weakness.
of 69 votes, 23% like it
I like the sound of my voice too.
of 69 votes, 23% like it
I express my inner anguish by forcing others to read.
of 70 votes, 29% like it
When I feel angry, gummie bears die.
of 70 votes, 29% like it
Toast Burning Champion
of 69 votes, 23% like it
A zombie ate my brain and my homework.
of 70 votes, 26% like it
Jesus was the original zombie!
of 68 votes, 24% like it
Zombies, eat your heart out!
of 69 votes, 23% like it
TRON and some sour patch kids will solve any problem.
of 69 votes, 16% like it
My imaginary friend is better than 3,726 of your myspace friends.
of 69 votes, 23% like it
I really like your "I'm a jerk" style!
of 67 votes, 15% like it
Is that gel in your hair or the best pourcupine wig ever?
of 67 votes, 15% like it
My imaginary friend is better than your my space friend.
of 68 votes, 21% like it
Flesh Eating Zombies are so last year.
of 68 votes, 22% like it
I keep my enemies close and my friends on myspace.
of 68 votes, 25% like it
Is that desperation I smell?
of 68 votes, 19% like it
mmmmnnnn brains!
of 68 votes, 26% like it
Whiskey brings forth the dark side.
of 66 votes, 17% like it
introverts eat a lot of cereal
of 67 votes, 27% like it
Zombies invented the no carb diet.
of 69 votes, 32% like it
I got yer fancy lady right here and she's drunk.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
I'm an open book, filled with guts.
of 67 votes, 24% like it
The weekend is working for me.
of 64 votes, 20% like it
This is much more comfortable than a paper sack.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
Lobster Boy + Bearded Lady= Santa Claws
of 63 votes, 14% like it
You're just another reason its called dope.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
Sometimes, I wish I was too dumb to know when stuff sucked.
of 66 votes, 27% like it
Lobster Boy started everything.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
Do I have to smell bad and wear hemp to be in your cult?
of 63 votes, 21% like it
I was thinking of you when I bought this.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
Unicorn vs. Robot, Unicorn Wins!!!!!
of 62 votes, 19% like it
drinking is a feeling
of 63 votes, 16% like it
My favorite bartender thinks I'm very talented.
of 62 votes, 24% like it
I feel smashy AND stabby.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
I'd give my right arm to be a zombie!
of 61 votes, 28% like it
You are an amazing reader!
of 63 votes, 21% like it
This shirt says everything about me.
of 64 votes, 25% like it
I have tiny sweaters on my teeth.
of 64 votes, 25% like it
I think zombies are the cats pajamas!
of 65 votes, 23% like it
I'll kick a hippie.
of 67 votes, 24% like it
I eat fashion for breakfast.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
First you pillage, then you burn.
of 72 votes, 35% like it
I love fun, it's totally awesome you guys.....seriously.
of 66 votes, 18% like it
Champion of winning!
of 70 votes, 26% like it
The hokey pokey man, thats what its all about.
of 71 votes, 25% like it
Pizza Party?
of 71 votes, 20% like it
A hero is a sandwich.
of 71 votes, 25% like it
ingredients: guts, black stuff.
of 70 votes, 14% like it
a. where are the snacks? b. give me the snacks
of 70 votes, 20% like it
Jesus Shaves!
of 71 votes, 20% like it
I'm feelin smashy, got any fragile objects?
of 69 votes, 19% like it
I need a snack and a nap.
of 69 votes, 22% like it
My other tee shirt is a porsche.
of 70 votes, 23% like it
Try my product.
of 69 votes, 20% like it
If it ain't broke, smash it up good.
of 73 votes, 29% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"I've got a very serious butter situation here, cover for m
of 7 votes, 14% like it
200% Math-tarded
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Barrel of monkeys got nuthin on me.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
Behold, my fabulous tee shirt.
of 70 votes, 17% like it
Better call the vet because these pythons are SICK!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
Blabasaurus Rex.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
Black Tie.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Bring the pogoball back!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
Brontasaurous is a nerd.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
Can I pop a balloon on you hair don't?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Can I pop a baloon on your hair don't?
of 2 votes, 50% like it
Can of worms got nuthin on me.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
Candy gets me sooo PUMPED UP!!!
of 71 votes, 18% like it
Care Bears are creepy.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Champion of Champions.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
Clowns are scary, especially when they are the President.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Coitus, latin "to come together".
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Contemplating elaborate verbal assualts about your dumb face.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
Crazy like a fox, does'nt begin to explain.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
Dog fighting is for pussies.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Drop that zero and buy me a hero (sangwich).
of 56 votes, 9% like it
Email chain letters cause armageddon (tell 7 people or die!!)
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Finally, a shirt to cover all my exposed gut parts!
of 39 votes, 13% like it
Finally, a shirt to cover my exposed guts parts!
of 7 votes, 29% like it
Fun is the new black.
of 69 votes, 22% like it
Go ahead, impress me with all the big words you know.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Go pop your collar, jerksquad.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
Godzilla's mom needed a parenting class.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Got anything to smash?
of 43 votes, 9% like it
HERO OF GREAT THINGS
of 71 votes, 18% like it
Hey can I get a bite of that?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Hey friend, I forgot your name. So I will call you " friend
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Hey friend, I forgot your name. So I will call you " friend
of 2 votes, 50% like it
High Kick!
of 53 votes, 8% like it
Hippies dance like they are swimming up from the deep.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Hippies smell just like gorilla farts.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
Hollywood chicks need meatball subs.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
I am made of 100% recycled materials.
of 52 votes, 35% like it
I am like totally over, the word like.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
I am secretly obsessed with choreographed dance routines.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
I am supersonic.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
I can see through you car window, nose picker.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
I don't feel God, I think I may puke.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
I don't feel god, I think I might puke.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
I don't know about you, but I'm kinda awesome.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
i feel ways about stuff
of 70 votes, 21% like it
I got yer fancy lady right here.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
I guess you passed that pesky reading class too.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
I hate labels. Now get outta here yuppie!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
I have a fear of public speaking.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
I have a secret to tell you, I'm invisable.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
I have more t-shirts than friends.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
I like snacks and smashing stuff. I'm all outta snacks.
of 70 votes, 23% like it
I love jerks, can I shake your hand!
of 71 votes, 18% like it
I LOVE TALKIN TRASH! I mean, did you see my shirt? Seriously.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
I Love Talkin Trash.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
I made a funny.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I started everything cool. Just ask my mom.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
I think I'm somebody.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
I want to a giant when I grow up.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
I wish I had a strong message.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
I wish I was a penquin or a strawberry.
of 69 votes, 20% like it
I won the human race!
of 48 votes, 25% like it
I'm a delicate flower, dipped in evil.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
I'm a puker and a fainter.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
I'm an old ass man.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
I'm bad...sham on.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I'm geezed up on goof balls!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
I'm really not as crazy as I am.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
I'm way better than you, doesnt mean you totally suck.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
I've got a very serious butter situation here, cover for me!
of 53 votes, 11% like it
I've got something!
of 62 votes, 10% like it
If blood is juice, then I am totally JUICY!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
If I were a fire breathing swamp dragon, I'd give you a tic tac.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
If lions are majestic, then hippos are phat.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
If you are a clothes horse, I am a clothes stallion.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
If you think sexy's back, come on sugar let me know.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
If your looking for a witty comment, keep looking buddy.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
In the privacy of my own home, I put this shirt on.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Incredible Bulk
of 51 votes, 12% like it
Is that a Hipster costume?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Is what the cool kids are wearing?
of 47 votes, 6% like it
KING OF FUN
of 71 votes, 14% like it
lady parts
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Lego waffles are an exercise in futility.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Let the elegance level be risen, for I have arrived!
of 63 votes, 5% like it
Let's cut to the chase...YOU'RE IT!!
of 35 votes, 23% like it
Lobster boy sent me.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
Master of giving up before mastering things.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
mmmmmnnn meats.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
My father was a dragon and my mother was a liar.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
my other tee shirt is a cape
of 67 votes, 16% like it
My shirt can talk!!!!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
My soul is filled with mulch and black stuff.
of 70 votes, 20% like it
Pizza Consuming Champion 07'
of 69 votes, 13% like it
President Bush is a "special person".
of 46 votes, 9% like it
Professional and mature farter.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Raging. Evil. Lunatic. Until I park and get out of the car.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Recovering introvert.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
Reduce. Reuse. Reuse. Reuse.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Rock and roll kicked me in the balls and puked on my sandwich.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
Sandwiches are mans best friend.
of 72 votes, 15% like it
Secretly hoping you are about to award me a trophy.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Silently protesting.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
Teen Wolf is a baller.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
The stinger part of the bee, is the bees knees.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
The way you're a total jerk, is just too cute!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
There is no such thing as normal.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
Think Global. Act Loco.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
this is my golden boy
of 8 votes, 13% like it
This shirt says it all.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
unicorn+ emo= nice u moron
of 50 votes, 8% like it
Way better than you.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Well, Laaa.... Dee, Frickin, Dah.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
What are the salad days and can I get a steak with that?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Which came first the nugget or the kid?
of 64 votes, 16% like it
Why do you hate fun?
of 70 votes, 20% like it
Wiggle Dance Instructor
of 71 votes, 17% like it
Wow, you dress pretty sharp for a nerd.
of 71 votes, 18% like it
Yo Skeletor, eat a sangwhich!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
You say tomato, I say hold it.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
you've got something
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Your dedication to your "look" is halarious.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
Your skinny jeans make me uncomfortable.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Zombies Recycle!
of 11 votes, 9% like it

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All about me

My name is Pants Laroo. My New Years resolution was to do more high kicks. I have kept my new years resolution. I love fun, it is sooooo awesome you guys... seriously. Anyway this is supposed to be about me so listen up here's what I'm all about. Unicorns, magical stuff, mystical crap, cheeseburgers, pint glasses filled with kettle soda and a splash of cran, wiggle dances, rockin out, wylin out, gettin krunk, yellin stuff, smashing things,robots,tearin it up,terradactyls,curlin birthday kings hair, feelin ways about stuff. Thats not all I'm about but what do you care? Huh fool? Stay out my Bizniz... Shoot.