sorry about my face.

howdy!

are you going to the shins???! my woman got me a free ticket due to his sources in Canta mag. you should go! we could wear threadless and be awesome together!

So a couple months ago i hear rumours...rumours of a Queen movie. This alone is the best news I've heard in a long while BUT WAIT. its better. these rumours tell me that the man going to play Freddy is none other than JOHNNY DEPP.

So here i am,wetting myself.

My love for gay men + the greatest gay man of all time + johnny depp + johnny depp playing the greatest gay man of all time


But no. im lying to you all. because some fucking twat thought that instead of casting the perfect man for the movie they would cast someone.....funny.
Welcome to your new Freddy Mercury.

Not only the injustice of removing johnny from this but to replace him with a man who has actually said the line "so the man trying to stick the rubber fist up my anus was a homosexual" and thought it was funny.

I'm throwing up as we speak.

I would like this way better if it was on black.

in the product pic the girls shirt looks black and the illusion is SO much better. i see the shadows of the trees more than the legs so its really cool.

anyway, if you think so to you should comment here, maybe we can bully them into it.

http://www.threadless.com/submission/116796/oi?streetteam=Raid71

Blame Raid71




yeah thats right..its 3D

Close Ups:




The kitchen after I had finished:


Me being happy about my cake:


I'm really proud of this cake, considering it was 3 in the morning I think I did pretty well. If only everyone elses cakes werent so freaking amazing...using marzipan is so cheating!! :D

When i saw the post for a cake competition I was so freaking excited!!
My friend, Hamish, is an avid baker and obsessive fan of Nigella Lawson (yeah, thats right, i referenced Living Channel) and I'm a sorta artist (I own paint) so we were all snooty and all like 'yeah...were going to kick ass'
How very wrong we were...
It started off well..We made some pancakes..as you do..


Then we made a detailed draft that included some very intense designing-mostly circles and scribbles and realised we had to make 4 CAKES!!! do you have any idea how much butter that is??! i took a photo but promptly deleted it because of how sick it was. We used 16 eggs. 16!!!!
Here is just a few of them (cakes i mean)...o and some bread.


here is the first layer (or tier if youre a snot-nosed kiddie WHICH WE ARE)


Seems fine so far right?? WRONG!! with all the baking and eating and cleaning, (which by the way had taken over 4 hours...possibly because Dumbo and Willie Wonka was playing in the background) we were totally screwed.
chaos ensued...and the end result..

dumdadadumdadadaaaaaa...


AHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Need i say more??? well i will.

Side View:


The amazing emotion (mostly just fear of digestion) created by yes, just marzipan:


Obvious attention to detail:




Example of how my camera can make ANYTHING look arty:


Crazed bakers wishing desperately for appriciation:




Cleaning - Hamish is one SEXY dishwasher!!:


Our first (semi)willing admirer...JUST YOU WAIT - THERE WILL BE MORE!!!:


Thank you, Thank you.
That is definately an E for Effort!
yeah...sob..