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LornaGertrude aka Lorna is a 20.1 year old girl, has been a member since March 21, 2007, has scored 337 submissions, giving an average score of 2.45.

May 11 '07 by LornaGertrude

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This is just a sick, sick joke. [QUEEN]

So a couple months ago i hear rumours...rumours of a Queen movie. This alone is the best news I've heard in a long while BUT WAIT. its better. these rumours tell me that the man going to play Freddy is none other than JOHNNY DEPP.

So here i am,wetting myself.

My love for gay men + the greatest gay man of all time + johnny depp + johnny depp playing the greatest gay man of all time

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But no. im lying to you all. because some fucking twat thought that instead of casting the perfect man for the movie they would cast someone.....funny.
Welcome to your new Freddy Mercury.

Not only the injustice of removing johnny from this but to replace him with a man who has actually said the line "so the man trying to stick the rubber fist up my anus was a homosexual" and thought it was funny.

I'm throwing up as we speak.

marblecargirl on May 11 '07 at 5:35pm

That can't be for real. If it is, I'm crying inside.

StopPickingOnMe on May 11 '07 at 5:36pm

ahahahaha

LornaGertrude on May 11 '07 at 5:38pm

im just going to pretend that they offered it to johnny but that the script massacred Queen so badly that he outright refused no matter how much money that offered him. then i dont have to see it.

LornaGertrude on May 11 '07 at 5:40pm

http://www.24dash.com/showbiz_slapdash/20208.htm

http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1558875/story.jhtml

two articles from the same day, one stating he would and one stating he wont.

ladykat on May 11 '07 at 5:41pm

Okay, I have to say Johnny Depp would be AWESOME - however, Sacha Baron Cohen is actually a great actor... he's not just Borat.

Where are you finding this, btw? I looked briefly on IMDB, but didn't see any Queen movies.

ladykat on May 11 '07 at 5:42pm

Oh, haha, you posted it.

LornaGertrude on May 11 '07 at 5:44pm

youre right he isnt just Borat. He is also Ali G. o god the injustice. why would they do this.

LornaGertrude on May 11 '07 at 6:33pm

noone cares. sob.

kissmeimshitfaced on May 11 '07 at 6:34pm

its all rumours silly

LornaGertrude on May 11 '07 at 6:37pm

o how i hope youre right.

margolove on May 11 '07 at 6:38pm

I heard the same thing..

I dunno, it doesn't really bother me. Perhaps because I'm not enormous Queen fan (although I do love Johnny Depp). If it ends up being Cohen, I think he'll do a great job.

Rambunkcious on May 11 '07 at 6:38pm

fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go rouuuuuuuuund

that song always makes me feel good about my badunkadunk

LornaGertrude on May 11 '07 at 6:48pm

thats my favourite queen song, no matter what anyone says

plastic taxi cab? on May 11 '07 at 6:52pm

http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1558875/story.jhtml

plastic taxi cab? on May 11 '07 at 6:53pm

oh, already posted, heh.

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