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jess4002
jess4002 aka Jess is a 21.21 year old girl, has been a member since March 19, 2007, has scored 67539 submissions, giving an average score of 3.04.
  Apr 29 '09 by jess4002        239 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Who | Whom.

What | Slogans by anyone and everyone I could think of/find.

Where | In my dreams.

When | The past week or so.

Why | I was bored when I was studying for final exams and decided to do a fun entry for Ross and Joe's Super Fun Photoshop Challenge of Fun 4. After making Charles Festa Week, I wanted to see what my slogans would look like on a TypeTee. I tried and I failed. I don't know what happened next, but I started to find slogans. I found all the slogans that were already designed and as you will see, the rest of the slogans are "done" by me.

How | Wandering the Threadless site in search of slogans and Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended.

The Point? | This question will probably be running through your head: what's the point of this blog? This blog is not exactly a slogan pimping blog. I'm not going to provide a list of the slogans/sloganeers. If you love or hate a slogan, you can go search and vote for it. I wanted to see what the slogans would look like on a tee and well, I've always been a visual person. I could've easily compiled a list of slogans, but lists are sometimes overwhelming to look at. So, the point: I was bored and I decided to waste my time doing this. Yes, I know that some slogans look terrible, plain and repetitive. My apologies...I wish I had spacesick's skillz, haha. Oh! What you will see is NOT REAL. NOT REAL NOT REAL. Also, it's kind of a big file (11.1 MB).

Final Message | Finding a fantastic slogan and making it look great on a tee is HARD. Hats off to the staff at Threadless who choose and design the TypeTees (as well as the many designers who are chosen by Threadless to do a TypeTee).

Instructions | Get comfortable and be ready to read because you'll be here for a while. Click the image below (it'll open in a new window) and enjoy the 400 TypeTees.

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jublin
   jublin on Apr 29 '09 at 7:20pm
jess, you are awesome.
stalliongsta
stalliongsta on Apr 29 '09 at 7:22pm
it's like looking into a wonderful parallel world where we're all $500 richer.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Apr 29 '09 at 7:25pm
wow, amazing job!
dbrv11
dbrv11 on Apr 29 '09 at 7:32pm
JESS!!!! WOW!!!

It's my birthday today and I feel like I got an extra-special present, seeing one of my slogans on a tee. I love it!

Jess for Threadless Blogger of the Year 2009!
myteemo
myteemo on Apr 29 '09 at 7:48pm
haha...you used mine! =)
asfi235
asfi235 on Apr 29 '09 at 8:02pm
Gadzooks!!
evan3
   evan3 on Apr 29 '09 at 8:10pm
this is amazing!
I was soo happy when i saw sponges
like my dream was coming true..
but then i gazed at my empty wallet
que lastima!
rbthatcher
rbthatcher on Apr 29 '09 at 8:13pm
Jess is obviously some sort of WIZARD or something...
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Apr 29 '09 at 8:13pm
oh hai. I'm just here to vote for jess for president.

you are pretty much the best lady on the planet!
Thanks for including one of mine!

:D
sakepok
sakepok on Apr 29 '09 at 8:14pm
dbrv11 on Apr 29 '09 at 7:32pm : Jess for Threadless Blogger of the Year 2009!
Hell yeah!
And happy birthday Debbie!
tsc0809
tsc0809 on Apr 29 '09 at 8:48pm
Yeap, Reed, a wizard, she is. This is glorious. So creative and great font choices and graphics!
dbrv11
dbrv11 on Apr 29 '09 at 9:09pm
Thank you, sakepok! :)

I'm still making my way through all the awesome tees . . . this is so much fun!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Apr 29 '09 at 9:12pm
haha great job Jess!

my favorie is sonmi's xheese xheese
ivejustquitsmoking
   ivejustquitsmoking on Apr 29 '09 at 9:21pm
wow jess that's amazing! whoa!
and I found one of mine too wee
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Apr 29 '09 at 9:24pm
HaloGirl
HaloGirl on Apr 29 '09 at 9:43pm
Wow! So cool. I'm really glad I found this link. I totally get what you mean about needing to see things to truly get them. I'm sure there are slogans that didn't catch my eye before that I totally want to vote on now. A list of featured slogan-writers would be so awesome.

And I feel so honored to be included! Thanks. :)
jess4002
jess4002 on Apr 29 '09 at 9:52pm
Spam69 on Apr 29 '09 at 4:42pm
There are so many slogans there that I want to vote on. Can you do a list as well ?


i have a list that i followed when i was making this so that i could keep track of everyone (so that one person wouldn't have two typetees). i could post the list, but i don't know how many people would vote on the slogans. it's a LONG, LONG list. :D

thanks, everyone! but really, it's all YOU guys. there are so many great slogans out there!

also, the awesome thing about this is that you don't really know who did which slogans until you search for them. you don't know the slogan percentages, whether or not the person is a blogger or has been printed before, etc. it's focused only on the slogan, which is what a typetee is truly about.
Nice.s.t.e.e.
Nice.s.t.e.e. on Apr 29 '09 at 10:11pm
if you do post it,
i say post just the names but not the corresponding slogan used...
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Apr 29 '09 at 10:18pm
i would like to again say how awesome this is,

jess is AMAZING
mike bautista
mike bautista on Apr 29 '09 at 10:28pm
Your dreams are a lot more awesome and productive than mine!

I saw my slogan! Thanks!

And you've probably heard this already, but

You're the Best!
alvarejo
   alvarejo on Apr 29 '09 at 10:32pm
she rocks. PERIOD
Sparky the Wonderboy
Sparky the Wonderboy on Apr 29 '09 at 11:25pm
What they ^ said.

And thanks. What a great selection of not necessarily people's most popular slogans.
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Apr 30 '09 at 3:27am
This is AMAZING!

Though I was kind of sad to not see any of mine there :(
pochettejuliano
pochettejuliano on Apr 30 '09 at 6:31am
Jess for the Win!
Bramish
   Bramish on Apr 30 '09 at 6:39am
I didn't see any of mine :(
murky78
murky78 on Apr 30 '09 at 8:16am
Oh My Gods!!!! that is amazing! i feel honoured to in that list of type tees.
you'd be even more awesome if we could get a list of all the people and the slogan you have used! so we can all vote on them
i'm so frickin' impressed!!
pyko
pyko on Apr 30 '09 at 8:34am
wow this is just A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!! Gooo jess!!

read through all the slogans and some were super cool (searched them up and voted on them!!)

and agree with murky78 - feel super honoured to see one of my slogans in that list :D
bcrider
bcrider on Apr 30 '09 at 9:07am
WHOA. *reads through all the slogans*


WHOA.
AmaximyA
AmaximyA on Apr 30 '09 at 10:21am
Wwwow! How did you pick the ppl?
buko
   buko on Apr 30 '09 at 10:22am
AWESOME! ;D
jess4002
jess4002 on Apr 30 '09 at 10:59am
Tikimasters on Apr 30 '09 at 3:27am
Though I was kind of sad to not see any of mine there :(

Bramish on Apr 30 '09 at 6:39am
I didn't see any of mine :(


both of yours are on there! :D sheik, yours is near the end and before the pink shirt with a circle. bramish, yours is, err, 14th row? it's before the lego grandmaster shirt.

AmaximyA on Apr 30 '09 at 10:21am
Wwwow! How did you pick the ppl?


hmm, a lot of wandering the blog forum. if someone posted/commented on the blogs and they had a slogan, i picked them. the osc and the shoguns were looked at...past typetee winners...i also went through the alumni club and the threadless staff. so...almost everyone, haha.
staffell
staffell on Apr 30 '09 at 11:43am
stu told me he didn't read through them all anyway, lazy bastard!
courtney pie
courtney pie on Apr 30 '09 at 11:44am
come Monday, i'm SOOOO checking this and comparing to what gets printed
staffell
staffell on Apr 30 '09 at 11:45am
lol
staffell
staffell on Apr 30 '09 at 11:45am
Jess, I think you owe threadless $181500
staffell
staffell on Apr 30 '09 at 11:46am
or $145200 in cash and $36300 in GC
goliath72
goliath72 on Apr 30 '09 at 12:37pm
This is awesome jess great job!!!
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Apr 30 '09 at 1:52pm
I think threadless owes her. If this isn't worth BOTY it's at least worth another slogan print.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 30 '09 at 2:02pm
I had to read all of these over again today. I'm still completely blown away.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Apr 30 '09 at 2:42pm
ahaha. hey that's me!

jess you are the cat's bananas! :D
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 30 '09 at 4:27pm
What a gift to the slogan community. You bet your sweet bippy that this blog is going up on Monday's OSC news section!
bygrinstow
bygrinstow on Apr 30 '09 at 4:34pm
Did you seriously just say 'sweet bippy'???

Evan, you are not old enough to bemember that!

...verrrryyyy innnterestingggg....


of course, I know you didn't say it seriously....
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 30 '09 at 4:39pm
I love that phrase man! One of my old-ass teachers from like third grade which makes them even old-ass-ier used to say that all the time. And i saw that phrase with the seriousness of a swine flu pandemic upgrade.

Wait....does that mean you're like 50+ bygrin?
bygrinstow
bygrinstow on Apr 30 '09 at 5:00pm
I am older than I appear.... by my words!

-- unless I use cantankerous. then I'm dead-on the age I appear.

excuse me now, there are some kids on my lawn.....
FlyYesLandNo
FlyYesLandNo on Apr 30 '09 at 6:35pm
I know its been said, but WOW. You are clearly the coolest person that there is. THANKS!
evercurious
evercurious on Apr 30 '09 at 7:46pm


!!!

what a seriously cool project - hats off to you!

folks wanting to score what they see, the search bar will bring up most of the ones you look for (in light of jess' endeavour, don't be lazy).

(and how badly do i want the "living the dream, denying the reality" one? badly, so go to spam69's page and vote it up. :)
phillydesigner
   phillydesigner on Apr 30 '09 at 8:14pm
jess, you are seriously amazing.... i just finally had the chance to look at the full image... bravo!!!!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 30 '09 at 9:31pm


Jess is hereby awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Outstanding Threadless-ocity.
thinkbomb
thinkbomb on Apr 30 '09 at 11:20pm
Wow, a great idea and it really breathes life into a lot of deserving material.
AdderXYU
AdderXYU on May 01 '09 at 12:03am
Thank you for your use of one of my slogans! This looks like it must have taken forever!

And I won't lie, there are definitely some here that I'd pick up as-mocked.

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