Hi everyone! I've decided to join up and participate in martiandrivein's 365 slogan challenge! I'm going to try and post at least one slogan a day for 365 days.

Feel free to score/vote on my slogans! Thanks! :)

Day 360 | I Received A Rude Awakening From My Alarm Clock.
Day 359 | I Was Chasing Daylight, But Moonlight Beat Me To It.
Day 358 | I'm About To Escape From These Invisible Handcuffs.
Day 357 | Brain Surgeons Are The Only People Who Can Feel My Mind.
Day 356 | Turning On The Waterworks Must Be Quite Draining.
Day 355 | When You Get A Minute, Multiply It By 60.
Day 354 | Spiders Leave Me Hanging.
Day 353 | The Sun Is Always In Hot Pursuit.
Day 352 | A Bookmark Is One For The Books.
Day 351 | A Vampire Wants To Be Kept In The Dark.
Day 350 | I'm A Professional Smile Wiper.
Day 349 | I Go Bananas For Fruit.
Day 348 | It Sucks When My Brain Is Drained.
Day 347 | Life Is Not In Black And White. (in different colors, belt print)
Day 346 | I Get Hopping Mad When I See A Rabbit.
Day 345 | All The Roads Lead To More Roads.
Day 344 | You Can Count On Photographers To Make It Snappy.
Day 343 | Talking The Talk (on front) Walking The Walk (on back)
Day 342 | I Thought Breaking News Would Be About Breakdancers.
Day 341 | My Spirit Is Afraid Of Heights And Doesn't Want To Be Raised.
Day 340 | Scarecrows Never Move In For The Kill.
Day 339 | I Dug Myself Into A Hole on Groundhog Day.
Day 338 | Straight F's Isn't So Bad If You Think It Stands For Fantastic.
Day 337 | I'm Looking Forward To Buying A New Telescope.
Day 336 | Around In Circles. (belt print)
Day 335 | My Bed Bugs Don't Bite.
Day 334 | I Get Scared Silly On Halloween.
Day 333 | Food Is Spoiled Rotten.
Day 332 | I Toss And Turn When I Cook.
Day 331 | Watch Your Step. (on back)
Day 330 | Leprechauns Are Gold Diggers.
Day 329 | Don't Bother Me. (on back)
Day 328 | Keeping My Eyes Peeled Doesn't Sound Appealing.
Day 327 | Around And Around. (belt print)
Day 326 | Walk With Me. (on back)
Day 325 | Every Waking Moment, I'm Thinking Of Sleep.
Day 324 | A Ghost's Life Must Be Very Hollow.
Day 323 | I Wrote A Song For The Dead But They Didn't Give Me Any Feedback.
Day 322 | I Would Give You A Piggyback Ride, But I Don't Want To. (on back)
Day 321 | My Alarm Clock Was A Wake-Up Call For Me To Get Up.
Day 320 | I'm Going To An Audition That's Casting For Shadows.
Day 319 | Dead At First, Alive At Last.
Day 318 | Let Love In, Let Hate Out.
Day 317 | I Like To Hunt...For Easter Eggs.
Day 316 | Gargoyles Have A Heart Of Stone.
Day 315 | To Be Over The Moon Or The Rainbow?
Day 314 | I Have The Drive In Life But I Can't Find The Lever.
Day 313 | Spiders Love Surfing The Web.
Day 312 | I Need A Dictionary, I'm Completely Lost For Words.
Day 311 | If You Want To Pass Me, Do It With Flying Colors. (on back)
Day 310 | As Far As I Can See, About 20 Feet.
Day 309 | I'm Bored Of Death.
Day 308 | My Idea Of Living Large Includes Elephants and Whales.
Day 307 | I Have Too Much Food On The Plate.
Day 306 | The Flame In Me Better Not Be Heartburn.
Day 305 | The Sun Called It A Night.
Day 304 | I Made Up My Mind But I Didn't Follow The Instructions.
Day 303 | The Moon Called It A Night.
Day 302 | Teleporters Vanish Into Thin Air.
Day 301 | I'm Not Forgetful, My Memory Got Erased.
Day 300 | Water Animals Drown Their Sorrows.
Day 299 | A Broken Heart Requires Surgery.
Day 298 | The Grim Reaper Has A Death Wish.
Day 297 | When Clouds Roll By, I Chase Them.
Day 296 | Subtraction Makes No Difference To Me.
Day 295 | I Descended From Humans.
Day 294 | Running Jogs My Memory.
Day 293 | I'm A Scaredy Human.
Day 292 | Televisions Break The News.
Day 291 | I Lose Sleep When I'm Awake.
Day 290 | Enlighten Me. (regular, UV, glow ink, belt print)
Day 289 | Time Machines Make Up For Lost Time.
Day 288 | I Keep Promises By Storing Them In A Jar.
Day 287 | Astronauts Space Out.
Day 286 | I Have Friends In High Places But I Can't Reach Them.
Day 285 | Bowling Strikes My Fancy.
Day 284 | I Stopped Reading Poetry Because It Was Always In Motion.
Day 283 | Don't Look Over My Shoulder. (on back)
Day 282 | I Know It By Brain.
Day 281 | My Quest In Life Is To Live It.
Day 280 | I Owe You One Minus One.
Day 279 | Beyond The Darkness, There Is Darkness.
Day 278 | I Got Ahead In Life And Met Death.
Day 277 | Where Can I Get A Life?
Day 276 | I Know How To Play The Baby Blues.
Day 275 | Year After Year Is Another Year.
Day 274 | I Hope My Heart Isn't Made Of Glass.
Day 273 | GO! (on front, belt print) STOP! (on back, belt print)
Day 272 | I'm A Nightdreamer.
Day 271 | You're A Dedicated Follower. (on back)
Day 270 | My Security Blanket Has The Day Off.
Day 269 | I Always Draw Up A Blank When I Read Between The Lines.
Day 268 | Don't Give Up On Your Dreams, They Happen Every Night.
Day 267 | Silk is soft as silk.
Day 266 | I'm In Tune With Music.
Day 265 | My Heart Never Misses A Beat.
Day 264 | I'm A Professional Rainbow Chaser.
Day 263 | I Pursue My Dreams At Night.
Day 262 | I Color My World. (in different colors, belt print)
Day 261 | I Don't Go Barking Mad, I Only Do That When I Morph Into A Dog.
Day 260 | Trees Want You To Leaf Them Alone.
Day 259 | I Only Sing When I'm In Harmony.
Day 258 | I'm A Professional Wind Catcher.
Day 257 | This Is The Real Me. The Prerecorded Me Is Elsewhere.
Day 256 | Save Energy By Turning Down The Power Of Love.
Day 255 | I've Never Seen It, But I Hope I Have A Beautiful Soul.
Day 254 | I'm Up To Date With What Day Of The Week It Is.
Day 253 | My Family Tree Needs To Be Watered.
Day 252 | I Like Repeating Myself. (belt print)
Day 251 | Gravediggers Come Back From The Grave.
Day 250 | I'm Afraid Of Shadow Puppets.
Day 249 | Have A Little Faith (regular ink) Faith (small font, belt print)
Day 248 | You Were Born To Run, I was Born To Live.
Day 247 | (on olive shirt) This Shirt Is Sort Of In Mint Condition.
Day 246 | I Fell Off The Face Of The Earth And Landed On Mercury.
Day 245 | Don't Give Up! Give Down!
Day 244 | I'd Rather Not Hold My Tongue.
Day 243 | This Is Where My Wings Were Before I Broke Them. (on back)
Day 242 | I Hear Murmurs When I Listen To My Heart.
Day 241 | Subtraction Does Not Add Up.
Day 240 | I Took Some Time Off, Do You Want It?
Day 239 | I'm Not Useless, I'm Lazy.
Day 238 | Talk To The Dead. They're Good Listeners.
Day 237 | I'm Pretending That I'm Alive.
Day 236 | In My Opinion, Rhyming Is Not Hot.
Day 235 | This Shirt Glows Of Happiness. (regular, glow ink, belt print)
Day 234 | I Eat When I'm Alive.
Day 233 | In My Next Life, I Want To Be A Ghost.
Day 232 | I Need Help Finding My Deep, Dark Secret.
Day 231 | The Point Of No Return Is Death.
Day 230 | I'm Showing My True Colors. (big font in gradient)
Day 229 | Cartoons Are My Escape From Reality.
Day 228 | I'm Mixture-Of-Blue-And-Yellow With Envy.
Day 227 | Best Before Death.
Day 226 | I'm In Of Control.
Day 225 | Direct Me To The World! I Have A Gift For It.
Day 224 | I Dare You To Live.
Day 223 | Don't Step On Me. (on back)
Day 222 | I Go Bananas Over Fruit.
Day 221 | Analyzing The Thesaurus is Unmistakably Marvelous And Savvy.
Day 220 | I Got A Rude Awakening From My Alarm Clock.
Day 219 | My Home Is On The Keyboard.
Day 218 | I Would Get Tangled Up In The Web Portal.
Day 217 | Baseball Strikes My Fancy.
Day 216 | If I Could Eat A Horse, I Wouldn't.
Day 215 | Before The Beginning Is Before.
Day 214 | I Don't Want To Be A Movie Star, I Want To Be A Movie Villain.
Day 213 | My Dreams Put Me To Sleep.
Day 212 | You'll Probably Never See Me Again. (on back)
Day 211 | I Feel The Pressure In My Heart.
Day 210 | Let's Not Run With The Wolves.
Day 209 | I'm Not A Radio Personality So I'll Let My Shirt Do The Talking.
Day 208 | All The Roads Lead To Roads.
Day 207 | I Can't Stand Gravity.
Day 206 | I Drown The Butterflies In My Stomach.
Day 205 | I Kept The Ball Rolling And Now I Can't Find It.
Day 204 | Don't Hold Your Breath. You Need It To Live.
Day 203 | I Save My Breath In A Piggy Bank.
Day 202 | This Shirt Is For Those Who Have Heart.
Day 201 | I'm Frightened To Death Of Dying.
Day 200 | The Closer You Get, The Closer You Get.
Day 199 | Pieces Of My Soul Are On This Shirt.
Day 198 | I Repair Broken Promises.
Day 197 | The World Is A Wonder Of The World.
Day 196 | When Push Comes To Shove, I Shove Back.
Day 195 | You're Never Alone In A Crowd.
Day 194 | I Want To Pick Up The Pace, But I Can't Find It.
Day 193 | Shadow Puppets Are Shifty.
Day 192 | I Hate The Game Of Love.
Day 191 | This Is Where My Wings Were Before They Broke. (on back)
Day 190 | I Hanged Up On The Call Of The Wild.
Day 189 | The Sun Lights Up My Day.
Day 188 | I Keep My Fingers Uncrossed.
Day 187 | The Red Carpet Treatment Must Be Rough.
Day 186 | I Put My Heart And Soul Into My Body.
Day 185 | To Be On Cloud 9, One Must Find It First.
Day 184 | I See Things (regular ink) Things (UV and glow ink, belt print)
Day 183 | If I Had Time On My Hands, I Wouldn't Need A Clock.
Day 182 | Let The Cat Out Of The Bag. It's Meowing Like Crazy!
Day 181 | I Do Not Want To Die Laughing.
Day 180 | I Only Have Eyes For Myself.
Day 179 | If There's Fire In My Heart, I Need To Put It Out.
Day 178 | Life Is Short, So We Should Change It To Lifeeeeeee.
Day 177 | My Greatest Fear Is Fearing Fear.
Day 176 | I Don't Have Dollar Signs In My Eyes. They Would Be Painful.
Day 175 | The Chances Of Me Vanishing Into Thin Air Is Very Slim.
Day 174 | I'm A Youngster If I Compare My Age To The Earth's.
Day 173 | Surfing The Net Must Result In All Sorts Of Tangles.
Day 172 | I Actually Don't Know How To Rack My Brain.
Day 171 | A Cannibal Would Eat Your Heart Out.
Day 170 | It's A Nice Day Outside But I'd Rather Watch The Weather Channel.
Day 169 | I Usually Just Pop In To Say: Hi, I Know How To Teleport.
Day 168 | I'm A Junk Food Addict, I Don't Want It To Go To Waste.
Day 167 | You're Exercising Your Eyes By Reading This Shirt.
Day 166 | I Don't Suggest Listening To Songs That Melt The Heart.
Day 165 | It's Way Too Early.
Day 164 | Do You Happen To Have A Net? I Need To Catch Some Z's.
Day 163 | When In Doubt, Consult A Search Engine.
Day 162 | I'm An Early Bird (regular ink) And A Night Owl (glow ink)
Day 161 | Runners Are Always On The Run.
Day 160 | I Don't Jaywalk, I Walk.
Day 159 | It Would Be A Blast To Be An Astronaut.
Day 158 | I Prefer A Hearty Breakfast, A Bony Lunch And A Brainy Dinner.
Day 157 | The Only Love I Can Put In My Heart Is Blood.
Day 156 | It's Never Too Late If You Have A Time Machine.
Day 155 | I Sleep On Ideas.
Day 154 | Audiobooks Are Real Page Turners.
Day 153 | When Push Comes To Shove...I Pull.
Day 152 | Stop And Smell The Fresh Air. (on back)
Day 151 | I'm Mixture-Of-Yellow-And-Blue With Envy.
Day 150 | I Wish Someone From The Future Would Come And Visit Us Already.
Day 149 | This Shirt Is Showing Its' Colors. (different colors, belt print)
Day 148 | I Stopped Reading Poetry Because It Was In Motion.
Day 147 | Trains Are Always On The Right Track.
Day 146 | It's Not Over Until You Finish Writing The R.
Day 145 | If I Slip Through The Cracks, Blame Plate Tectonics.
Day 144 | I Got A Pancake For My Birthday.
Day 143 | Don't Get Mad, Get Even More Mad.
Day 142 | In My Next Life, I Want To Be A Zombie.
Day 141 | Astronomers Aim For The Stars.
Day 140 | The Sun Is Never Out Cold.
Day 139 | Outer Space Is A Blast Compared To Space Camp.
Day 138 | To Be Over The Moon Or Over The Rainbow?
Day 137 | Space Shuttles Aim For The Stars.
Day 136 | I've Never Been To Space But My Pet Has.
Day 135 | Where Are The Movie Stars In The Night Sky?
Day 134 | An Alien Invasion Would Be Out Of This World.
Day 133 | A Ghost Town Is A Hollow Place To Live.
Day 132 | I Have My Heart Set On Pumping.
Day 131 | Watching Grass Grow Isn't Boring When It's A Time-Lapse Video.
Day 130 | Go Away, I Need To Be Alone With My Thoughts.
Day 129 | If I Burst Into Tears, Please Clean Up The Mess.
Day 128 | Look At Me! (regular ink) What Are You Looking At?! (glow ink)
Day 127 | I Wish I Had A Prt Scr Memory.
Day 126 | A Wonder Of The World Is The World.
Day 125 | I Hope Nothing Swings My Way, I'm Rather Slow At Ducking.
Day 124 | The Voice Within Must Be From That Talking Fish I Ate.
Day 123 | I Always Smell A Rat When I'm In The Laboratory.
Day 122 | Color My World. (in different colors, belt print)
Day 121 | I'm Trying To Get My Brain In Gear But I Can't Find The Lever.
Day 120 | If There's A Drought, Could I Get You To Cry Me A River?
Day 119 | Here, There, Everywhere. (belt print)
Day 118 | I Sing When I'm In Harmony.
Day 117 | A Global Positioning System Will Always Know Which Way To Turn.
Day 116 | I'm Very Down To Earth When It Comes To Scuba Diving.
Day 115 | Spelling Bees Are E-Z.
Day 114 | I Don't Want To Die Laughing.
Day 113 | The Police Do A Bang Up Job In Protecting Our Society.
Day 112 | (belt print) Talking The Talk (front) Walking The Walk (back)
Day 111 | I Would Play The Organ In A Heartbeat.
Day 110 | Coughing Up Money Is Better Than Coughing Up Phlegm.
Day 109 | I Fantasize About Sleep Every Waking Moment.
Day 108 | I'm Wild About The Wilderness.
Day 107 | It Must Be Hard Making Out Something That Was Sealed With A Kiss.
Day 106 | The Sun Is Always Bright And Early.
Day 105 | My Heart Works Best When It's Under Pressure.
Day 104 | Day In (regular ink) Day Out (glow ink)
Day 103 | Being Bitten By A Vampire Results In Blood, Sweat And Tears.
Day 102 | I'm Not Asking For Trouble, I'm Just Asking.
Day 101 | Be A Field Hockey Player And Avoid Catching A Cold.
Day 100 | I Wish There Was A Vitamin A+.
Day 99 | (on olive shirt) This Shirt Is Kind Of In Mint Condition.
Day 98 | I Want To Crack A Smile, But All I Keep Finding Are The Eggs.
Day 97 | Keeping My Eyes Peeled Doesn't Sound Appealing At All.
Day 96 | A Ghost's Life Must Be Hollow.
Day 95 | Being Down In The Dumps Must Not Be Very Sanitary.
Day 94 | I Could Give You A Piggyback Ride, But I Don't Want To. (on back)
Day 93 | To See A *, It Requires One To Shift.
Day 92 | When I Have Nightmares, I Sleep Like A Log That's On Fire.
Day 91 | I Got The Bags Under My Eyes From A Sleep-Deprived Vacation.
Day 90 | I'm Showing My Colors. (big font in gradient)
Day 89 | I'm Apologizing In Advance For Zoning Out.
Day 88 | The Life Of A Vampire Pales In Comparison To A Vampire Bat.
Day 87 | I Want A Job Where I'm Able To Connect The Dots.
Day 86 | Rhyming Is Not Hot.
Day 85 | Don't Interrupt My Train Of Thought, It's On A Tight Schedule.
Day 84 | If I'm Crying My Eyes Out, Please Go Get Help.
Day 83 | Scarecrows Stand Up For What They Believe In.
Day 82 | My House Is Crawling With Dust Bunnies.
Day 81 | I Hope My Blood Never Boils.
Day 80 | I Would Take Matters Into My Own Hands If I Had Fairy Dust.
Day 79 | Thermometers Have Their Ups And Downs.
Day 78 | Some People Plant Flowers, I Plant Candy.
Day 77 | I Enjoy A Hearty Breakfast, A Bony Lunch And A Brainy Dinner.
Day 76 | There Should Be A Need For Traffic Signs In Space.
Day 75 | As A Florist, You Could Put The Petal To The Metal.
Day 74 | The Joke's On April Fool's Day.
Day 73 | I Only Have Eyes For Me.
Day 72 | A Little Bird Told Me...Chirp Chirp.
Day 71 | A Potions Master Makes Everything Taste Good.
Day 70 | Playing With Toys Makes Me Happy.
Day 69 | Surveys Are Annoying. Do You Agree Or Disagree?
Day 68 | It Must Be Draining Being A Plumber.
Day 67 | You Jump On The Bandwagon. I'll Drive It.
Day 66 | Space Is Out Of This World.
Day 65 | Shirt aka Tee Shirt aka T-Shirt aka TShirt aka Tee (belt print)
Day 64 | I Only Fight If Pillows Are Present.
Day 63 | Thinking Requires A Lot Of Thought.
Day 62 | I'm Not A Busy Bee, I'm A Busy Human.
Day 61 | Let Me Say Right Off The Bat That I'm A Baseball Fan.
Day 60 | I Don't Need Coffee, I Need Sleep.
Day 59 | A Cook Makes Everything Taste Good.
Day 58 | You'll Never Be Able To Guess My P@S$W0Rd!
Day 57 | I'm A Morning Person (regular ink) And A Night Person (glow ink)
Day 56 | I Don't Watch TV, I Listen To It As Well.
Day 55 | Getting Bit By A Vampire Pales In Comparison To A Mosquito.
Day 54 | Sorry, I Only Chat If It's Through The Internet.
Day 53 | I Carry A Bell In Case I Have To Save Someone.
Day 52 | My Mission In Life Involves Stunts, Chases And Explosions.
Day 51 | I Have My Sights Set On Seeing.
Day 50 | The Past Is A Thing In The Past.
Day 49 | A Blessing In Disguise Will Come After You Sneeze.
Day 48 | I'm So Wrapped Up In Being A Mummy For Halloween.
Day 47 | I'm No Artist, But I Love Paintball.
Day 46 | The Sport Of Bowling Strikes My Fancy.
Day 45 | I Love Golf Because I Get To Play In The Sand.
Day 44 | Ice Skaters Should Look Sharp At All Times.
Day 43 | Don't Go Poking Around Into A Fencer's Business.
Day 42 | Playing Hockey Is Tough But I'll Give It My Best Shot.
Day 41 | Runners Are Always On The Right Track.
Day 40| You Can Breathe, Eat, Dance AND Play With Fire.
Day 39 | As A Clown, It Is All Fun And Games.
Day 38 | Try Not To Catch A Juggler Off Guard.
Day 37 | A Knife Thrower's Assistant Is Wise Enough To Know To Stay Put.
Day 36 | A Circus Ringmaster Has To Be Well Rounded.
Day 35 | Clowning Around Isn't A Waste Of Time, It's A Career.
Day 34 | Let's Go Camping In A Circus Tent!
Day 33 | I Was Bored At The Circus, So I Took A Stab At Knife Throwing.
Day 32 | If You Want To Travel Far In Life, Be A Human Cannonball.
Day 31 | Sword Swallowing Must Not Be Pleasant For The Digestive System.
Day 30 | Using Unicorns For Jousting Would Have Been So Much Easier.
Day 29 | I Thirst For Unicorn Blood.
Day 28 | I Don't Thirst For Blood. Unless It's The Blood Of A Unicorn.
Day 27 | I Own A Unicorn. It's Part Of My Stuffed Animal Collection.
Day 26 | I Saw A Unicorn The Other Day But A Dragon Lit My Camera On Fire.
Day 25 | If You Want A Unique Career, Be A Unicorn Hunter.
Day 24 | I'd Rather Throw Pie At Someone Than Throw Him/Her To The Dogs.
Day 23 | Having Pot Pie Is Not Illegal.
Day 22 | Pot Pie Is Not A Drugged Up Pastry.
Day 21 | A Pie Thrower Would Love To Have A Fling With Someone.
Day 20 | A Pie Thrower Will Always Be In Your Face.
Day 19 | First And Foremost, I Love New Year's Day.
New Year's Day Is A Top-Notch Holiday.
Day 18 | I Spent Thanksgiving Feasting My Eyes On The Turkey.
Every Thanksgiving, I Decide To Go Cold Turkey On Food.
Day 17 | Unlike Crows, Scarecrows Never Move In For The Kill.
Day 16 | The Easter Bunny Told Me To Put All My Eggs In One Basket.
Day 15 | Mummies Are So Wrapped Up In Their Appearances.
Day 14 | I Have No Love For Valentine's Day.
Day 13 | I Can't Tell You How Blessed I Am After I Sneeze.
Day 12 | Don't Ever Be Still, My Beating Heart.
Day 11 | Look! I Bought A New Shirt.
Day 10 | And Is Between You And Me.
Day 9 | I Fill My Heart With Blood.
Day 8 | I Can't Afford A Punching Bag, So I'll Hit The Books.
Day 7 | If I Had Wings, They Would Be Around Here Somewhere. (on back)
Day 6 | One Dream Job That Springs To Mind Is A Trampolinist.
Day 5 | Pilots Tend To Make Decisions On The Fly.
Day 4 | I've Found My Calling In Life: To Be A Telemarketer.
Day 3 | I Want To Be An Architect And Build A Better Career For Myself.
Day 2 | My Wire Walking Career Is On The Ropes.
Day 1 | I Always Have A Hard Time Finishing My Sen-