My Spirit Is Afraid Of Heights And Doesn't Want To Be Raised.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Scarecrows Never Move In For The Kill.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I Dug Myself Into A Hole on Groundhog Day.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Straight F's Isn't So Bad If You Think It Stands For Fantastic.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Looking Forward To Buying A New Telescope.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Around In Circles. (belt print)
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My Bed Bugs Don't Bite.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I Get Scared Silly On Halloween.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I Toss And Turn When I Cook.
of 21 votes, 62% like it
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Watch Your Step. (on back)
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Leprechauns Are Gold Diggers.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Don't Bother Me. (on back)
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Keeping My Eyes Peeled Doesn't Sound Appealing.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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Around And Around. (belt print)
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Walk With Me. (on back)
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Every Waking Moment, I'm Thinking Of Sleep.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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A Ghost's Life Must Be Very Hollow.
of 24 votes, 46% like it
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I Wrote A Song For The Dead But They Didn't Give Me Any Feedback.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I Would Give You A Piggyback Ride, But I Don't Want To. (on back)
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I'm Going To An Audition That's Casting For Shadows.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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I Like To Hunt...For Easter Eggs.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Gargoyles Have A Heart Of Stone.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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To Be Over The Moon Or The Rainbow?
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Spiders Love Surfing The Web.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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I Need A Dictionary, I'm Completely Lost For Words.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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If You Want To Pass Me, Do It With Flying Colors. (on back)
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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As Far As I Can See, About 20 Feet.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
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My Idea Of Living Large Includes Elephants and Whales.
of 36 votes, 56% like it
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The Flame In Me Better Not Be Heartburn.
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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The Sun Called It A Night.
of 37 votes, 57% like it
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I Made Up My Mind But I Didn't Follow The Instructions.
of 38 votes, 47% like it
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The Moon Called It A Night.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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I'm Not Forgetful, My Memory Got Erased.
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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A Broken Heart Requires Surgery.
of 40 votes, 33% like it
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The Grim Reaper Has A Death Wish.
of 34 votes, 53% like it
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Subtraction Makes No Difference To Me.
of 47 votes, 57% like it
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I Descended From Humans.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Running Jogs My Memory.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Televisions Break The News.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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I Lose Sleep When I'm Awake.
of 38 votes, 45% like it
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Time Machines Make Up For Lost Time.
of 48 votes, 46% like it
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I Keep Promises By Storing Them In A Jar.
of 42 votes, 36% like it
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Astronauts Space Out.
of 41 votes, 39% like it
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I Have Friends In High Places But I Can't Reach Them.
of 71 votes, 58% like it
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Bowling Strikes My Fancy.
of 50 votes, 42% like it
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I Stopped Reading Poetry Because It Was Always In Motion.
of 47 votes, 45% like it
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Don't Look Over My Shoulder. (on back)
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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I Know It By Brain.
of 53 votes, 53% like it
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My Quest In Life Is To Live It.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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Beyond The Darkness, There Is Darkness.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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I Got Ahead In Life And Met Death.
of 54 votes, 48% like it
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Where Can I Get A Life?
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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I Hope My Heart Isn't Made Of Glass.
of 49 votes, 31% like it
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GO! (on front, belt print) STOP! (on back, belt print)
of 50 votes, 52% like it
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I'm A Nightdreamer.
of 45 votes, 40% like it
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You're A Dedicated Follower. (on back)
of 69 votes, 52% like it
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My Security Blanket Has The Day Off.
of 54 votes, 46% like it
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I Always Draw Up A Blank When I Read Between The Lines.
of 58 votes, 52% like it
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Don't Give Up On Your Dreams, They Happen Every Night.
of 55 votes, 53% like it
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I'm In Tune With Music.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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My Heart Never Misses A Beat.
of 59 votes, 41% like it
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I'm A Professional Rainbow Chaser.
of 51 votes, 39% like it
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I Pursue My Dreams At Night.
of 60 votes, 57% like it
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Trees Want You To Leaf Them Alone.
of 57 votes, 47% like it
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This Is The Real Me. The Prerecorded Me Is Elsewhere.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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I'm Up To Date With What Day Of The Week It Is.
of 44 votes, 39% like it
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My Family Tree Needs To Be Watered.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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I Like Repeating Myself. (belt print)
of 51 votes, 47% like it
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I'm Afraid Of Shadow Puppets.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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(on olive shirt) This Shirt Is Sort Of In Mint Condition.
of 46 votes, 30% like it
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Subtraction Does Not Add Up.
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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I'm Not Useless, I'm Lazy.
of 58 votes, 52% like it
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Talk To The Dead. They're Good Listeners.
of 64 votes, 48% like it
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I Eat When I'm Alive.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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In My Next Life, I Want To Be A Ghost.
of 62 votes, 68% like it
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The Point Of No Return Is Death.
of 50 votes, 58% like it
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Cartoons Are My Escape From Reality.
of 49 votes, 59% like it
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I'm Mixture-Of-Blue-And-Yellow With Envy.
of 51 votes, 53% like it
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Best Before Death.
of 52 votes, 40% like it
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Don't Step On Me. (on back)
of 59 votes, 37% like it
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I Go Bananas Over Fruit.
of 58 votes, 45% like it
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Analyzing The Thesaurus is Unmistakably Marvelous And Savvy.
of 58 votes, 48% like it
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I Don't Want To Be A Movie Star, I Want To Be A Movie Villain.
of 72 votes, 69% like it
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My Dreams Put Me To Sleep.
of 64 votes, 47% like it
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You'll Probably Never See Me Again. (on back)
of 59 votes, 58% like it
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I Feel The Pressure In My Heart.
of 43 votes, 40% like it
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Let's Not Run With The Wolves.
of 42 votes, 38% like it
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I'm Not A Radio Personality So I'll Let My Shirt Do The Talking.
of 51 votes, 35% like it
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All The Roads Lead To Roads.
of 53 votes, 51% like it
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I Can't Stand Gravity.
of 59 votes, 51% like it
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I Drown The Butterflies In My Stomach.
of 60 votes, 50% like it
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I Kept The Ball Rolling And Now I Can't Find It.
of 58 votes, 55% like it
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Don't Hold Your Breath. You Need It To Live.
of 58 votes, 53% like it
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I'm Frightened To Death Of Dying.
of 52 votes, 40% like it
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The Closer You Get, The Closer You Get.
of 62 votes, 45% like it
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Pieces Of My Soul Are On This Shirt.
of 55 votes, 38% like it
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I Repair Broken Promises.
of 70 votes, 74% like it
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When Push Comes To Shove, I Shove Back.
of 63 votes, 51% like it
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You're Never Alone In A Crowd.
of 41 votes, 44% like it
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I Want To Pick Up The Pace, But I Can't Find It.
of 63 votes, 59% like it
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Shadow Puppets Are Shifty.
of 53 votes, 53% like it
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I Hate The Game Of Love.
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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This Is Where My Wings Were Before They Broke. (on back)
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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The Sun Lights Up My Day.
of 61 votes, 41% like it
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I Put My Heart And Soul Into My Body.
of 62 votes, 65% like it
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To Be On Cloud 9, One Must Find It First.
of 52 votes, 40% like it
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I See Things (regular ink) Things (UV and glow ink, belt print)
of 57 votes, 61% like it
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If I Had Time On My Hands, I Wouldn't Need A Clock.
of 64 votes, 75% like it
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Let The Cat Out Of The Bag. It's Meowing Like Crazy!
of 49 votes, 49% like it
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I Do Not Want To Die Laughing.
of 49 votes, 39% like it
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If There's Fire In My Heart, I Need To Put It Out.
of 42 votes, 40% like it
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Life Is Short, So We Should Change It To Lifeeeeeee.
of 69 votes, 59% like it
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My Greatest Fear Is Fearing Fear.
of 57 votes, 39% like it
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I Don't Have Dollar Signs In My Eyes. They Would Be Painful.
of 62 votes, 37% like it
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The Chances Of Me Vanishing Into Thin Air Is Very Slim.
of 54 votes, 44% like it
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Surfing The Net Must Result In All Sorts Of Tangles.
of 56 votes, 48% like it
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I Actually Don't Know How To Rack My Brain.
of 57 votes, 42% like it
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A Cannibal Would Eat Your Heart Out.
of 58 votes, 55% like it
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It's A Nice Day Outside But I'd Rather Watch The Weather Channel.
of 58 votes, 47% like it
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I Usually Just Pop In To Say: Hi, I Know How To Teleport.
of 53 votes, 42% like it
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I'm A Junk Food Addict, I Don't Want It To Go To Waste.
of 60 votes, 50% like it
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You're Exercising Your Eyes By Reading This Shirt.
of 49 votes, 41% like it
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I Don't Suggest Listening To Songs That Melt The Heart.
of 51 votes, 45% like it
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It's Way Too Early.
of 55 votes, 49% like it
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Do You Happen To Have A Net? I Need To Catch Some Z's.
of 48 votes, 42% like it
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When In Doubt, Consult A Search Engine.
of 71 votes, 68% like it
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I'm An Early Bird (regular ink) And A Night Owl (glow ink)
of 64 votes, 58% like it
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I Don't Jaywalk, I Walk.
of 57 votes, 40% like it
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It Would Be A Blast To Be An Astronaut.
of 64 votes, 45% like it
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I Prefer A Hearty Breakfast, A Bony Lunch And A Brainy Dinner.
of 53 votes, 51% like it
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The Only Love I Can Put In My Heart Is Blood.
of 59 votes, 39% like it
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It's Never Too Late If You Have A Time Machine.
of 205 votes, 88% like it
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Audiobooks Are Real Page Turners.
of 56 votes, 52% like it
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When Push Comes To Shove...I Pull.
of 73 votes, 68% like it
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Stop And Smell The Fresh Air. (on back)
of 57 votes, 44% like it
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I'm Mixture-Of-Yellow-And-Blue With Envy.
of 60 votes, 58% like it
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I Wish Someone From The Future Would Come And Visit Us Already.
of 80 votes, 71% like it
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I Stopped Reading Poetry Because It Was In Motion.
of 74 votes, 51% like it
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Trains Are Always On The Right Track.
of 72 votes, 44% like it
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It's Not Over Until You Finish Writing The R.
of 86 votes, 69% like it
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If I Slip Through The Cracks, Blame Plate Tectonics.
of 94 votes, 64% like it
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I Got A Pancake For My Birthday.
of 68 votes, 41% like it
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Don't Get Mad, Get Even More Mad.
of 68 votes, 51% like it
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In My Next Life, I Want To Be A Zombie.
of 73 votes, 56% like it
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Astronomers Aim For The Stars.
of 83 votes, 49% like it
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The Sun Is Never Out Cold.
of 71 votes, 59% like it
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Outer Space Is A Blast Compared To Space Camp.
of 73 votes, 40% like it
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To Be Over The Moon Or Over The Rainbow?
of 74 votes, 53% like it
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Space Shuttles Aim For The Stars.
of 73 votes, 47% like it
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I've Never Been To Space But My Pet Has.
of 70 votes, 47% like it
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Where Are The Movie Stars In The Night Sky?
of 67 votes, 54% like it
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An Alien Invasion Would Be Out Of This World.
of 81 votes, 63% like it
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A Ghost Town Is A Hollow Place To Live.
of 64 votes, 41% like it
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I Have My Heart Set On Pumping.
of 86 votes, 73% like it
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Watching Grass Grow Isn't Boring When It's A Time-Lapse Video.
of 81 votes, 67% like it
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Go Away, I Need To Be Alone With My Thoughts.
of 84 votes, 50% like it
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If I Burst Into Tears, Please Clean Up The Mess.
of 76 votes, 54% like it
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Look At Me! (regular ink) What Are You Looking At?! (glow ink)
of 78 votes, 53% like it
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I Wish I Had A Prt Scr Memory.
of 77 votes, 40% like it
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A Wonder Of The World Is The World.
of 66 votes, 58% like it
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I Hope Nothing Swings My Way, I'm Rather Slow At Ducking.
of 82 votes, 62% like it
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The Voice Within Must Be From That Talking Fish I Ate.
of 76 votes, 61% like it
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I Always Smell A Rat When I'm In The Laboratory.
of 76 votes, 50% like it
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Color My World. (in different colors, belt print)
of 72 votes, 44% like it
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I'm Trying To Get My Brain In Gear But I Can't Find The Lever.
of 80 votes, 59% like it
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If There's A Drought, Could I Get You To Cry Me A River?
of 67 votes, 54% like it
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Here, There, Everywhere. (belt print)
of 75 votes, 47% like it
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I Sing When I'm In Harmony.
of 66 votes, 39% like it
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A Global Positioning System Will Always Know Which Way To Turn.
of 65 votes, 46% like it
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I'm Very Down To Earth When It Comes To Scuba Diving.
of 75 votes, 44% like it
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Spelling Bees Are E-Z.
of 87 votes, 70% like it
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I Don't Want To Die Laughing.
of 64 votes, 48% like it
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(belt print) Talking The Talk (front) Walking The Walk (back)
of 63 votes, 62% like it
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I Would Play The Organ In A Heartbeat.
of 71 votes, 54% like it
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Coughing Up Money Is Better Than Coughing Up Phlegm.
of 68 votes, 47% like it
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I Fantasize About Sleep Every Waking Moment.
of 87 votes, 77% like it
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I'm Wild About The Wilderness.
of 68 votes, 44% like it
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The Sun Is Always Bright And Early.
of 65 votes, 52% like it
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My Heart Works Best When It's Under Pressure.
of 74 votes, 61% like it
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Day In (regular ink) Day Out (glow ink)
of 60 votes, 52% like it
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Being Bitten By A Vampire Results In Blood, Sweat And Tears.
of 71 votes, 42% like it
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I'm Not Asking For Trouble, I'm Just Asking.
of 72 votes, 50% like it
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I Wish There Was A Vitamin A+.
of 76 votes, 66% like it
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I Want To Crack A Smile, But All I Keep Finding Are The Eggs.
of 61 votes, 57% like it
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Keeping My Eyes Peeled Doesn't Sound Appealing At All.
of 69 votes, 57% like it
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A Ghost's Life Must Be Hollow.
of 66 votes, 53% like it
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Being Down In The Dumps Must Not Be Very Sanitary.
of 81 votes, 57% like it
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I Could Give You A Piggyback Ride, But I Don't Want To. (on back)
of 79 votes, 47% like it
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To See A *, It Requires One To Shift.
of 64 votes, 53% like it
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When I Have Nightmares, I Sleep Like A Log That's On Fire.
of 73 votes, 51% like it
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I Got The Bags Under My Eyes From A Sleep-Deprived Vacation.
of 64 votes, 44% like it
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I'm Showing My Colors. (big font in gradient)
of 72 votes, 42% like it
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I'm Apologizing In Advance For Zoning Out.
of 82 votes, 61% like it
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The Life Of A Vampire Pales In Comparison To A Vampire Bat.
of 69 votes, 45% like it
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I Want A Job Where I'm Able To Connect The Dots.
of 72 votes, 56% like it
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Rhyming Is Not Hot.
of 69 votes, 38% like it
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Don't Interrupt My Train Of Thought, It's On A Tight Schedule.
of 103 votes, 80% like it
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If I'm Crying My Eyes Out, Please Go Get Help!
of 67 votes, 45% like it
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Scarecrows Stand Up For What They Believe In.
of 74 votes, 55% like it
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My House Is Crawling With Dust Bunnies.
of 56 votes, 45% like it
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I Hope My Blood Never Boils.
of 66 votes, 39% like it
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I Would Take Matters Into My Own Hands If I Had Fairy Dust.
of 70 votes, 47% like it
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Thermometers Have Their Ups And Downs.
of 67 votes, 45% like it
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Some People Plant Flowers, I Plant Candy.
of 66 votes, 45% like it
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I Enjoy A Hearty Breakfast, A Bony Lunch And A Brainy Dinner.
of 76 votes, 45% like it
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As A Florist, You Could Put The Petal To The Metal.
of 77 votes, 44% like it
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The Joke's On April Fool's Day.
of 76 votes, 37% like it
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I Only Have Eyes For Me.
of 78 votes, 41% like it
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A Little Bird Told Me...Chirp Chirp.
of 86 votes, 56% like it
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A Potions Master Makes Everything Taste Good.
of 72 votes, 46% like it
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Surveys Are Annoying. Do You Agree Or Disagree?
of 142 votes, 81% like it
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It Must Be Draining Being A Plumber.
of 83 votes, 51% like it
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You Jump On The Bandwagon. I'll Drive It.
of 115 votes, 66% like it
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Space Is Out Of This World.
of 97 votes, 49% like it
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Shirt aka Tee Shirt aka T-Shirt aka TShirt aka Tee (belt print)
of 82 votes, 45% like it
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I Only Fight If Pillows Are Present.
of 116 votes, 72% like it
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Thinking Requires A Lot Of Thought.
of 91 votes, 62% like it
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Let Me Say Right Off The Bat That I'm A Baseball Fan.
of 88 votes, 41% like it
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I Don't Need Coffee, I Need Sleep.
of 110 votes, 60% like it
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You'll Never Be Able To Guess My P@S$W0Rd!
of 94 votes, 54% like it
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I'm A Morning Person (regular ink) And A Night Person (glow ink)
of 104 votes, 64% like it
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I Don't Watch TV, I Listen To It As Well.
of 95 votes, 37% like it
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Sorry, I Only Chat If It's Through The Internet.
of 91 votes, 47% like it
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I Carry A Bell In Case I Have To Save Someone.
of 84 votes, 48% like it
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My Mission In Life Involves Stunts, Chases And Explosions.
of 96 votes, 59% like it
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I Have My Sights Set On Seeing.
of 92 votes, 59% like it
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The Past Is A Thing In The Past.
of 89 votes, 36% like it
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A Blessing In Disguise Will Come After You Sneeze.
of 82 votes, 39% like it
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I'm So Wrapped Up In Being A Mummy For Halloween.
of 78 votes, 45% like it
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I'm No Artist, But I Love Paintball.
of 100 votes, 54% like it
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The Sport Of Bowling Strikes My Fancy.
of 82 votes, 49% like it
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I Love Golf Because I Get To Play In The Sand.
of 82 votes, 48% like it
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Playing Hockey Is Tough But I'll Give It My Best Shot.
of 89 votes, 36% like it
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Runners Are Always On The Right Track.
of 95 votes, 53% like it
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As A Clown, It Is All Fun And Games.
of 89 votes, 47% like it
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A Knife Thrower's Assistant Is Wise Enough To Know To Stay Put.
of 88 votes, 44% like it
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A Circus Ringmaster Has To Be Well Rounded.
of 90 votes, 42% like it
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Clowning Around Isn't A Waste Of Time, It's A Career.
of 101 votes, 58% like it
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Let's Go Camping In A Circus Tent!
of 89 votes, 51% like it
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I Was Bored At The Circus, So I Took A Stab At Knife Throwing.
of 92 votes, 43% like it
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If You Want To Travel Far In Life, Be A Human Cannonball.
of 110 votes, 52% like it
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Sword Swallowing Must Not Be Pleasant For The Digestive System.
of 96 votes, 50% like it
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Using Unicorns For Jousting Would Have Been So Much Easier.
of 135 votes, 66% like it
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I Thirst For Unicorn Blood.
of 104 votes, 48% like it
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I Don't Thirst For Blood. Unless It's The Blood Of A Unicorn.
of 108 votes, 45% like it
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I Own A Unicorn. It's Part Of My Stuffed Animal Collection.
of 99 votes, 54% like it
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I Saw A Unicorn The Other Day But A Dragon Lit My Camera On Fire.
of 144 votes, 62% like it
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If You Want A Unique Career, Be A Unicorn Hunter.
of 111 votes, 50% like it
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Pot Pie Is Not A Drugged Up Pastry.
of 107 votes, 46% like it
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A Pie Thrower Would Love To Have A Fling With Someone.
of 100 votes, 43% like it
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A Pie Thrower Will Always Be In Your Face.
of 108 votes, 48% like it
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Every Thanksgiving, I Decide To Go Cold Turkey On Food.
of 98 votes, 41% like it
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I Spent Thanksgiving Feasting My Eyes On The Turkey.
of 91 votes, 38% like it
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Unlike Crows, Scarecrows Never Move In For The Kill.
of 101 votes, 50% like it
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The Easter Bunny Told Me To Put All My Eggs In One Basket.
of 129 votes, 60% like it
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Mummies Are So Wrapped Up In Their Appearances.
of 153 votes, 71% like it
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I Have No Love For Valentine's Day.
of 110 votes, 42% like it
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I Can't Tell You How Blessed I Am After I Sneeze.
of 133 votes, 59% like it
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Don't Ever Be Still, My Beating Heart.
of 127 votes, 46% like it
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Look! I Bought A New Shirt.
of 123 votes, 39% like it
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And Is Between You And Me.
of 115 votes, 43% like it
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I Fill My Heart With Blood.
of 116 votes, 41% like it
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I Can't Afford A Punching Bag, So I'll Hit The Books.
of 129 votes, 57% like it
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If I Had Wings, They Would Be Around Here Somewhere. (on back)
of 185 votes, 78% like it
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One Dream Job That Springs To Mind Is A Trampolinist.
of 117 votes, 45% like it
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Pilots Tend To Make Decisions On The Fly.
of 131 votes, 51% like it
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I've Found My Calling In Life: To Be A Telemarketer.
of 134 votes, 46% like it
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I Want To Be An Architect And Build A Better Career For Myself.
of 137 votes, 53% like it
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My Wire Walking Career Is On The Ropes.
of 147 votes, 61% like it
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I Always Have A Hard Time Finishing My Sen-
of 156 votes, 60% like it
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