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MichaelAVK
aka Michael Van Kerckhove is a 35.29 year old boy, has been a member since March 13, 2007, has scored 62 submissions, giving an average score of 3.39.
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I channel all seven dwarfs daily.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I speed over rumble strips.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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If the World had enough Water I would take an Eternal hot Shower.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Every time Sarah Palin winks, God kills a kitten.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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QWERT YU
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Coffee First...Then Inspiration.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Wow! You Can Read Invisible Ink!
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Hell Yeah I'm Gonna Eat That Pickle!
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Put the quarter back in my ear and I won't break your wand.
of 63 votes, 33% like it
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I Always Cry at Onion Weddings.
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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You're Nothing Without You.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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I'm Nothing Without Me.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Books: Your Daily Source of Moral Fiber
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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Standing in one place gets you nowhere.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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Stood Up By Godot.
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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Balloon Murderer
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Just Say No. 2 Scantron Tests.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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Words are Funny. "Nefarious" is Hilarious.
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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Actually, I Know I'm a Poet.
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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Point Taken. Finger Given.
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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I play ALL the instruments in my air band.
of 65 votes, 34% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
*knock woody allen*
of 49 votes, 2% like it
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Bibbity Bobbity Boo-ya!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Haaayyy Riiide!!!
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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I hear ya, Hamlet.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I like my emo old school, thank you.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I'm the Pick-Up Who Sticks.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Is it Martini O'Clock Yet?
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Reacts Violently to Readers.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Stella D. Hearts Stanley K.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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This T-Shirt is a Scratch-N-Sniff.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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You've Just Been Sanjaya'd!
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/474369/MichaelAVK
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
Playwright-author-solo performer.
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