Gas prices are no longer an interesting topic
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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My senior thesis was on being rad
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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sooo.... yeah, I've got nothing
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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This isn't my life it's a social experiment
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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If you were a zebra, I'd be suprised you could read this
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Apply Jet Pack Here [written on back of shirt]
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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This is perfomance art
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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I'm indivisible
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Moustachetastic
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Moustache! Beard! Banana?
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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3 socially acceptable stereotypes walk into a bar...
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Stay out of my inner monologue
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Really Really Old is the new Really Old
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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150 is the new... still dead
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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My Life Is A Simulated Process
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Solidify My Emulsion
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Moustache! Moustache!
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Satisfy my emulsion
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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This super attractive person just stole all my clothes.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I'm so ironically apathetic that I care
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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You read my mind on audio book
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Save time and just settle for me
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I play lead controller
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I rock when you're not looking
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Poop... still funny
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Farts... still funny
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Subtraction doesn't add up.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Apathetics for whatever
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Everybody needs a somebody like me
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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I'm not easily distrac...
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Superhero's are fly (except that swimming one)
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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New look! Same great taste!
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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Looks like science, tastes like magic.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Looks like magic, tastes like science.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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My shirt is more cleverer than your shirt
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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pardon me whilst I bring it
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Marry me. Because I'm sick of talking to you.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Oh, I'm dancing. Its just subtle.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Jam bands are awfully sticky
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Tomatoes are lazy
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Monkeys are people too (just wait)
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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The joke's on you. Of course by joke I mean poisonous spider.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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iCaramba
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Unicorns are pretentious
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Robot Don't stop Stand up Pop lock Groove
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I think its possible we might still be in Kansas
of 49 votes, 31% like it
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There's a struggling rock band tied up in my basement
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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God hates tomatoes
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Hyphy-nated
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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My belly button is an indie
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Qatar Hero
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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No one thinks this is clever.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Clowns smell fear.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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I'm not sure where I was going with this.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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I wear my heart on short sleeves.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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My Very Easy Method Just Simply Uses Nine Planets
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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This is a flashback.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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My doctor said I can't use my superpowers for at least 3 weeks.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Math stole my dignity, please write the proof.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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Gay unicorns are actually less flamboyant than regular unicorns.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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I'm right behind you.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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If you're not Freudian, you're avoidin' it.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Ninjas throw the best surprise parties... and deadly projectiles.
of 65 votes, 32% like it
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My superpowers are mostly embarrassing.
of 63 votes, 30% like it
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Übermensch
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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I'm what Nietzsche was talking about.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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