The Internet Ate My Brain.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Boardgames make me happy.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Fact: Glasses Make You Look Smarter.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Did you know your fly's undone?
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Just because I'm wrong, doesn't mean you're right.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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I am picking my nose while you are reading this.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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You look great... but I'm not wearing my contacts.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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You're Witnessing an Extremely Witty Slogan.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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My Heart Goes Shalalalala.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Are you distracted yet?
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I Like To Think.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Someone Get Me Out Of Here.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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My Reality is Your Fantasy.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I Speak Australian.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I Forgot To Brush My Teeth This Morning..
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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I Drive on the Wrong Side of the Road.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I'm Actually a Vampire.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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You Want Love, I Want Jewelery.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Who'da Thunkit?
of 49 votes, 2% like it
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You Won't Remember My Name Anyway.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Be Afraid, I'm Aussie.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Caution: Professional Whinger
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Now Stop - Hammertime!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Badd grammr hurtz mi brane.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I'm Secretly Imagining You Naked.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I, Heart, Commas.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Because All The Good Slogans Were Taken.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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The owner of this shirt may be closer than they appear.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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In about three seconds, I'm going to run screaming for the hills.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Restaurant: Try spelling that when you're drunk.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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I'd Rather Be Frolicing.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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The sunlight! It burns!
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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On the inside, I'm dancing!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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So far, I'm immortal!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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In dog years, I'm already dead.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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