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shondi is a 28.68 year old girl, has been a member since July 30, 2001, has scored 2446 submissions, giving an average score of 0.53.
  Sep 11 '06 by shondi        69 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
So Jake and I just got back from the Rancid show here in Chicago and it was super spectacularly awesome! I had the best time despite being sick as a dog.

But I have a rant to make.

Before Rancid came out we found a pretty decent spot in the crowd. Then this super fat lady came over by her 2 sons and sister and was like pushing us out of the way. It was past the point of absurdity. She had us pushed up against the rail, and Jake and I were just like "WTF?!" and then she turned to us and said "My sister is pregnant." And then we were like super mega WTF. And I told her to get her sister off the floor and it's totally ridiculous that she is there. She told me to mind my own business and continued to push me.

I don't deal well in these sort of situations.

I totally flipped when Rancid came out and proceeded to thrash and pushed the bitch right back. And several words were exchanged but I didn't back down because it was totally insane that a pregnant woman was in the mosh pit and they were trying to control everyone else! They were not going to ruin my time. This pit was crazy - it was the entire floor! Jake saw some guy get elbowed in the face and spit out a tooth. I got elbowed in the mouth, but I'm tough (and I saw it coming so I was able to brace myself). So then this crazy ass woman starts putting her hands on me and just pushing me and I said "Get your fucking hands off of me bitch before I punch you!" And she stopped. But then a couple songs later she decided to butt push me. And you don't want to butt push Shondi - believe me. I let her have it and didn't deal with her the rest of the night - yay!

But Jake did. He told her he'd pay her 20 bucks to get her sister off the floor. That's when she admitted it was stupid and irresponsible but she can't control her sister.

People like that do not deserve children. ARGH! There is no way it is acceptable or responsible to be pregnant and on the floor of a punk concert. ARGH!

We didn't see one Threadless shirt at the show.
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abeadle
   abeadle on Sep 11 '06 at 10:55pm
What an idiot!! I hate that, or when pregnant women smoke... or when you see people letting their babies run around the parking lot...

Man i used to love rancid, hope you had a good time despite the prego crazy.
DarthG
DarthG on Sep 11 '06 at 10:56pm
was it britney spears?.....
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Sep 11 '06 at 10:57pm
YEAH!
kayceislost
kayceislost on Sep 11 '06 at 10:58pm
that's crazy!
steve_swartz
steve_swartz on Sep 11 '06 at 11:00pm
can you imagine if only the people who deserved children were allowed to have them?

especially since, by the time you get old and wise enough to deserve children, you're aware that you probalby shouldn't have them anyway....

a whole lot of life is a piss in the wind that comes up roses. there's a trick in loving the other people in the pissing place....
_Wheels03
   _Wheels03 on Sep 11 '06 at 11:00pm
Man, I'd take a slice of fat Britney any day of the week! ;)

Anyways, I'm a fan of Rancid and an even bigger fan of the Transplants.

Tim Armstrong for President
steve_swartz
steve_swartz on Sep 11 '06 at 11:01pm
when they're in the pissing place, i meant.
wullagaru
   wullagaru on Sep 11 '06 at 11:01pm
yeah rancid does put on a good show
shondi
shondi on Sep 11 '06 at 11:12pm
This is just something that really really really bothered me. I really feel this woman should die. but yay for an awesome Rancid show! Apparently Lars collapsed and had a seizure on stage August 31st and they called off 4 shows, so we're lucky we got to see them. Lars looked great and they all sounded great and it rocked!
Ste7en
   Ste7en on Sep 11 '06 at 11:14pm
man people keep seeing bands that I thought were dead...first the pixies, then the violent femmes, now rancid...what a crazy world...but I love all three...


anyway...you shoulda said "listen, I know a concert ticket is 1/10th the price of an abortion, but if your sister really doesnt want kids, a condom is even cheaper"
lenabeana
lenabeana on Sep 11 '06 at 11:14pm
butt pushes are the worst because they are like 'get out of my way, but i do not even want to use my hands on you, filthy vile person'
shondi
shondi on Sep 11 '06 at 11:16pm
butt pushes are also bad when the person giving you one has pooped their pants and smells like stinky poop.
lenabeana
lenabeana on Sep 11 '06 at 11:17pm
man, chicago is crazier than i thought
shondi
shondi on Sep 11 '06 at 11:18pm
You know, whenever I leave situations like that I always get pissed off at myself for not coming up with something good like Ste7en said. That's totally what I meant to say too! DARN DARN DARN!
speedyjvw
   speedyjvw on Sep 11 '06 at 11:20pm
i wouldnt mess with angry shondi
ever
Thievery
Thievery on Sep 11 '06 at 11:22pm
A simlar thing happened to me @ the yeah yeah yeahs... i was getting my prime spot for the show, then these tall (and large) people pushed really hard to get in front of us, and neither me or anyone i was with were very tall.
I get so angry in situations like that. People like that ruin it for everyone :(
Ste7en
   Ste7en on Sep 11 '06 at 11:23pm
its ok, put in the back of your mind and save it for another crappy situation (even if it doesnt apply)
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Sep 11 '06 at 11:24pm
wow, that's crazy...
shondi
shondi on Sep 11 '06 at 11:24pm
Whenever I go to a concert with shimala he always stands in front of me. And I can never figure out exactly why that is. You'd think he'd realize he's super tall and I'm super short and he'd stand behind me. But whatever, it's shimala.
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Sep 11 '06 at 11:33pm
you should just climb atop shimala next time, you'd have the best view possible, also you might be able to catch a falling star at the same time...
hogboy
   hogboy on Sep 11 '06 at 11:35pm
American moshing seems to go hand in hand with losing teeth... see in NZ our mosh evolved from the UK style of punk appreciation - the pogo which is more of an up & down movement... less elbows & lateral movement=less smashed teeth... You americans will be different though, with your inches & feet & your funny spellings.
steve_swartz
steve_swartz on Sep 11 '06 at 11:38pm
the whole scene at shows that develop a following is weird. people somehow figure that since they've got their own attachment to the band, suddenly it trumps all social considerations whatsoever.

be lucky you're not a deadhead ;)
littlem
littlem on Sep 11 '06 at 11:54pm
O.
M.
G!!!!!!!!!!

i'm glad i wasn't there because we probably would've been arrested! hahaha. you poor thing!

steve_swartz
steve_swartz on Sep 11 '06 at 11:58pm
i'm sorry i didn't come across as more sympathetic.
littlem
littlem on Sep 12 '06 at 12:00am
hi, steve!
jublin
   jublin on Sep 12 '06 at 12:25am
oh i love stories!

*sits down and grabs some chips
littlem
littlem on Sep 12 '06 at 12:26am
oh no, jubs, please don't barf this time!
jublin
   jublin on Sep 12 '06 at 12:27am
oh mind your own BEESwax.
littlem
littlem on Sep 12 '06 at 12:28am
bzzzzzzzzzz
pyr4lis
pyr4lis on Sep 12 '06 at 12:39am
lol... I'm so jealous. Rancid's one band I would definately want to see live. I'm glad you had fun dispite the obnoxious lady & her pregnant sister.

My bf & I stopped going to shows because it was just weird being the only people in our 20's with a bunch of teens (13-16-ish) making up a huge percentage of the crowd.
pyr4lis
pyr4lis on Sep 12 '06 at 12:41am
oh - and not that 13-16-ish yr olds are bad.. it's just weird being in a bar that serves alcohol with underage kids and not having many people my own age to relate to. lol.
5 days later
BoomerRang
BoomerRang on Sep 17 '06 at 9:04am
Rancid is like my life. Especially since the lead singers a good friend of my dad (Scary, I know). Anyway's thank you shondi and Jake for starting threadless. :) Its the best.
loserbeech
loserbeech on Sep 17 '06 at 9:24am
I still want to be Shondi when I grow up. Only taller, so I can see at shows.
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Sep 17 '06 at 9:29am
i love rancid.

and irresponsible, dumbass pregnant people who act as if they fell off a retard truck.
8 days later
Agent Em
Agent Em on Sep 26 '06 at 7:28am
Oh no....I missed a Rancid concert?

And yes, that woman does seem retarded.
Monsieur Hulot
Monsieur Hulot on Sep 26 '06 at 7:59am
The fetus should be donated to the cosmetics industry and rest of them neutered/sterilized so they wouldn't breed anymore.
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Sep 26 '06 at 8:08am
Note to self, don't mess with Shondi! One bad ass mother f*cker! I love the idea of Jake paying her $20 to go away.
catdogpigduck
   catdogpigduck on Sep 26 '06 at 8:57am
Trying to make stupid people smart is hard. Giving them 20 bucks is just encouraging there ingnorance
mezo
   mezo on Sep 26 '06 at 9:21am
Shondi you are a precious treat. Sadly, you & I can never meet because we seem to have identical luck when it comes to large/stupid/tall people and shows/movies/threatres we go to. Our bad luck would be 2-fold and we'd both end up on the cover of Enquirer after snapping necks.

deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Sep 26 '06 at 9:34am
Tiny angry women rampage across America!
FionaB
FionaB on Sep 26 '06 at 9:35am
oh my!
mezo
   mezo on Sep 26 '06 at 10:01am
YOU WON'T LIKE US WHEN WE ARE ANGRY.
AND WEE.
littlem
littlem on Sep 26 '06 at 10:15am
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Sep 26 '06 at 10:46am
I don't like you now ;)
Shebly
Shebly on Sep 26 '06 at 10:50am
This was the best story
ever.
littlem
littlem on Sep 26 '06 at 10:51am
oh debs! :***(
bananaphone
   bananaphone on Sep 26 '06 at 10:54am
Wow I have a new found respect for shondi, not because it was never there I just didn't have the shondi exposure that was adequate.

I hate parents that smoke around their kids too, especially when there is 2 of them and they could easily walk off a bit and smoke then come back.
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Sep 27 '06 at 4:10am
I was only joking Littlem! That has be be the stock response when someone says "you wouldn't like me when I'm angry".
littlem
littlem on Sep 27 '06 at 12:00pm
does that mean i get to sleep in the bed tonight, master??
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Sep 27 '06 at 12:03pm
Of course. You are the prettiest of all my slaves.

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