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PacificLight
aka is a 27.28 year old girl, has been a member since March 12, 2007, has scored 790 submissions, giving an average score of 2.59.
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NOBODY knows what sarcasm is.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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One out of five dentists is not easily bribed.
of 82 votes, 38% like it
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Where there's a will, there's a squabbling inheritor.
of 76 votes, 28% like it
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Truth is stranger than poorly-written fiction.
of 78 votes, 33% like it
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Tomorrow never comes. Except when it always does.
of 78 votes, 28% like it
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There's no such thing as a free lunch...outside of college events
of 73 votes, 22% like it
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There's more than one way to skin a cat? Wow, your hobby's creepy
of 75 votes, 29% like it
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But what if the other fish are all losers and sociopaths?
of 71 votes, 24% like it
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The pen is mightier than sword; likely duller & more painful
of 79 votes, 43% like it
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The shortest journey starts with a step, a pivot, and final step.
of 70 votes, 21% like it
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Scandinavians and Jamaicans agree, jah?
of 71 votes, 27% like it
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Rome wasn't built in a day, it just looks like it was.
of 72 votes, 26% like it
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People living in glass houses are tired of being told what to do.
of 69 votes, 33% like it
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No man is an island, the Isle of Man notwithstanding.
of 70 votes, 26% like it
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Laughter is the best medicine--we haven't done much since leeches
of 69 votes, 32% like it
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But it didn't go without saying, now did it?
of 70 votes, 27% like it
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In the kingdom of the blind, no one can see the one-eyed king.
of 69 votes, 20% like it
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If the mountain won't come to Mohammed... I'm not surprised.
of 68 votes, 25% like it
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Sam is tired of playing your repetitve requests.
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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Moderation in all things is kind of extreme.
of 70 votes, 33% like it
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Don't put all your eggs in one basket, leave 'em in your ovaries.
of 69 votes, 28% like it
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Boys will be boys... unless they want to be girls, which is fine.
of 82 votes, 51% like it
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Fact: monster prisons are made out of closet doors.
of 72 votes, 25% like it
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x+1 isn't what it used to be
of 86 votes, 24% like it
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Don't worry, if I'm wrong the patient will make a buzzing sound.
of 89 votes, 30% like it
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Potential energy is potentially useless
of 86 votes, 28% like it
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Hello Margaret? Sorry for the delay, it's God.
of 85 votes, 28% like it
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Sire, the oxen are requesting we not ford the river.
of 83 votes, 30% like it
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In his defense, my homework smelled like steak.
of 83 votes, 30% like it
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Help! Words are attacking my shirt!
of 86 votes, 33% like it
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Ocean Awareness Club reports,"Yep, still there."
of 83 votes, 33% like it
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I read it on Wikipedia, it must be true.
of 85 votes, 32% like it
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Ann Coulter: setting women back 100 years in 10.
of 84 votes, 27% like it
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Mavis Beacon: unemployed since the advent of instant messaging
of 83 votes, 23% like it
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Captain obvious, reporting to duty.
of 83 votes, 29% like it
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Fact: Optimus is only divisible by 1 and himself.
of 83 votes, 28% like it
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All I'm saying is, everyone who's flossed eventually died.
of 84 votes, 33% like it
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Simon says a lot of negative things.
of 82 votes, 27% like it
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Mixed metaphors are a train wreck in a sea of troubles.
of 88 votes, 38% like it
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Breakfast at Tiffany's is an inadequate basis for a relationship.
of 89 votes, 34% like it
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Fun things to do in this town: 1) Leave 2) ... yeah.
of 87 votes, 28% like it
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Wile E. Coyote should really reconsider his brand-loyalty
of 86 votes, 33% like it
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I learned cursive for no reason.
of 87 votes, 30% like it
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Why does Santa like rich kids better?
of 87 votes, 32% like it
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Okay fine, it is you.
of 84 votes, 17% like it
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The Bananaphone is a poor method of communication.
of 82 votes, 34% like it
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Well according to Wikipedia, I have a PhD.
of 88 votes, 33% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Boston College: neither in Boston nor a college. Discuss.
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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Clarissa glossed over explaining the grand unifying theory.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Don't rock the boat. Leave the rocking to the Casbah.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Fact: Full House's Uncle Joey gave Alanis a cross-eyed bear
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Fact: in the Universe of Sanjaya, hair is exempt from gravity.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Fact: The flag of Nepal dates back to the fabric shortage of '62.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Fiona Apple: giving false hope to manly-voiced women everywhere.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Good plan. But what if the cheerleader refuses to accept Jesus?
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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I didn't drop that, I was just testing gravity.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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I don't think Algernon cares about flowers--he's busy being dead.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I have a heart approximately the size of my fist.
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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I tasted the rainbow, and it kind of tastes like air.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I wear my sunglasses during the day, douchepants.
of 68 votes, 24% like it
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I'd take a paperclip, a wad of gum, and a McGuyver.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Kevin Bacon loves to play six degrees of shut the fuck up.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Magellan stopped for directions, and look what happened.
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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More pressing, where have all the razors gone, Paula Cole?
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Multi-level marketing: one technicality short of a pyramid scheme
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Purposely ignore the squeaky wheel: discourage annoying behavior.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Starving kids in China are making us fat.
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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Support your local surgeon: lobby for looser gun laws.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Taken? Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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Thanks, but I'd rather buy death insurance... in case I live.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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The boy is father to the man, next, on Jerry Springer.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Why didn't anyone warn me that old soldiers aren't colorfast?
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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