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[Edit: answer #2 for more info, and #5 for readability]

I read this article on Slate.com about the Harvard med student who won extra time to take her state boards in order to pump breast milk for her 4-month-old baby.

The boards take 9 hours, and test-takers are allowed a 45 minute break to take care of all their needs: bathroom, eating, etc.

Knowing nothing about breastfeeding, I wondered, how hard can it be? So I looked it up. I was amazed.

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Mentally answer these questions and see how they compare to reality:

1) How many times a day do babies breastfeed?

2) What's the worst that can happen if a mother skips a breastfeeding or pumping?

3) Um okay but... how long does one breastfeeding take anyway?

4) How many extra calories per day do breastfeeding mothers expend, given that a regular diet is 2,000 calories?

5) What does the baby gain from breastfeeding that he can't get from formula milk?


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Answers:
1) Babies breastfeed a minimum of 8 times per day. "Breastfeeding at least once every two to three hours helps to keep up the milk production. For most women, a target of eight breastfeeding or pumping sessions every 24 hours keeps their milk production high.[8] It is common for newborn babies to feed more often than this: 10 to 12 breastfeeding sessions every 24 hours is common, and some may even feed 18 times a day.[49]"

18 times a day?!?!?! Even if it doesn't get that bad, I don't know how I could get anything done if my life was interrupted every 2 to 3 hours. No wonder they have breastfeeding areas in supermarkets and work places. SERIOUSLY!

And this is no small, one-month inconvenience. Consider that, "International guidelines recommend that all infants be breastfed exclusively for the first six months of life." Not getting enough sleep because these tiny suckling machines eat ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME for AT LEAST ... SIX FRIGGIN MONTHS? Wow. Just, wow.


2) Her breast can become uncomfortably swollen, leaky, and infected. This is a condition known as puerperal mastitis, caused by the blocking of the milk ducts. In addition to the heat, redness, and swelling, and fatigue, in some cases the fever can become severe (requiring antibiotics); ten percent of cases develop into abscesses that need to be drained surgically. Eventually, she can lose the ability to produce milk for her child.

3) " The average feeding time is between 15 and 40 minutes," however, "feeding sessions can last for up to an hour or more (there is no time limit for breastfeeding)." But the mother doesn't get to decide how long. You should not limit the time, because "this can reduce the milk supply and also cut down on its fat content, leaving the baby hungry and upset." (Bupa)

4) 500 to 600, or 25% to 50% more.

5) Oh, you know, for babies, breastfeeding is associated with a lower risk of:
Allergies
Asthma
Autoimmune thyroid diseases
Bacterial meningitis
Breast cancer
Celiac disease
Crohn's disease
Diabetes
Diarrhea
Eczema
Gastroenteritis
Hodgkin's lymphoma
Necrotizing enterocolitis
Multiple sclerosis
Obesity
Otitis media (ear infection)
Respiratory infection and wheezing
Rheumatoid arthritis
Urinary tract infection

Not to mention, they get smarter. A New Zeland study found “small but measurable increases in cognitive ability and education achievement. This remained even after adjusting for other factors (such as maternal education level)” (Wikipedia).

For mothers, “Breastfeeding mothers have less risk of many diseases including
breast cancer,
ovarian cancer,
decreased insulin requirements in diabetic mothers,
stabilizing maternal endometriosis,
less risk of post-partum hemorrhage,
less risk of endometrial cancer,
less risk of osteoporosis and
beneficial effects on insulin levels of mothers with polycystic ovary syndrome.
Mothers who breastfeed longer than eight months have better bone re-mineralisation.”

For both mother and baby, it increases bonding. “The hormones released during breastfeeding strengthen the mother's nurturing feelings towards the child. Strengthening the maternal bond is very important as up to 80% of mothers suffer from some form of postnatal depression, though most cases are very mild” (Wikipedia).
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So yeah, I say let her take her damn milk breaks.
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DaddyDom
DaddyDom on Sep 29 '07 at 4:37pm
I don't have "breasts".
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Sep 29 '07 at 4:37pm
it must be rough to have a baby and go to med shcool
DaddyDom
DaddyDom on Sep 29 '07 at 4:38pm
However, I LIKE "breasts" very much.
PacificLight
PacificLight on Sep 29 '07 at 4:42pm
Haha don't worry, size of breasts does not correlate with amount of milk production. According to that wikipedia article, production is supposedly continuous, and you can't "empty out" breasts. (Yikes).
littlem
littlem on Sep 29 '07 at 4:50pm
i have plenty of experience in this dept.
but i'm no expert. :p
goldensara
goldensara on Sep 29 '07 at 4:51pm
yeah, i've known for sometime that breastfeeding is extremely healthy for babies, but I didnt know to this extent!

makes you wonder how many kids with health problems werent breastfed
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Sep 29 '07 at 4:51pm
i'm glad I don't have babies.
peater
peater on Sep 29 '07 at 4:53pm
you just gotta pay child support, steve.
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Sep 29 '07 at 4:55pm
my dad makes people pay child support
heyheyitsme
heyheyitsme on Sep 29 '07 at 5:02pm
Ok, here's a funny story but NO GUYS can read this! (It happened a long time ago, so I shouldn't be embarrassed to tell it!) When my first son was 3 months old (1989) I was in a wedding party, which meant it was the first time to leave him for a LONG full day, and I was breastfeeding exclusively. Well, first off we had these tight fitting silky dresses, and the plan was to wear a strapless bra, but the bride decided that some of us didn't look good with the bra showin' through...so the only "fix" that was decided upon was to go braless but wear band-aids over our nipples. yeah. (to smooth things over). well, breast feeding women usually feed every hour or two, and literally become engorged and leaking if they don't. so by the end of the day of course i had a problem! i found out later that human milk stains silky dresses in rings that cannot be dried cleaned out! so that dress was done:) also, when a mom is nursing she gets what is known as "let down," just the THOUGHT of her baby, or the sound of his cry produces an engorgement (like a fullness, hardness...)

by the time i got home that night i remember the moment i held him the milk started squirting out like a hose! no lie! i could barely keep it in his mouth and he couldn't keep up:)

that was funny:)
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Sep 29 '07 at 5:04pm
boys are familiar with fullness and hardness...it's ok.
heyheyitsme
heyheyitsme on Sep 29 '07 at 5:04pm
yeah i figured:)
PacificLight
PacificLight on Sep 29 '07 at 5:16pm
Hahahaha that's the best story ever heyhey.
PacificLight
PacificLight on Sep 29 '07 at 5:30pm
haha Steve.

goldensara"makes you wonder how many kids with health problems werent breastfed" I KNOW!!!
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Sep 29 '07 at 5:34pm



Hardcore breastfeeding or strange pale children having sex with their mom?

You decide.
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Sep 29 '07 at 5:38pm
yeesh, puter.
phones
phones on Sep 29 '07 at 5:41pm
is it illegal to breastfeed in public?
chelly
chelly on Sep 29 '07 at 5:41pm
yeh, breastfeeding is great for a kid and sorta great w/ helping the mom lose the babyweight. but, i felt like i was just a couple of feedbags most of the time, even though we also used formula sometimes. i pumped and it sometimes took forty minutes. it is cool that they gave her more time for the break.
kristian.israel
kristian.israel on Sep 29 '07 at 5:44pm
i dont think its illegal to breastfeed i mean it shouldt be thouse that make laws were mostly breast fed...even as adults!
phones
phones on Sep 29 '07 at 5:48pm
i'm sure i saw some protest by breastfeeding mothers to gain public rights or something.

maybe it's just in the UK or maybe it's my addled mind playing tricks?
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Sep 29 '07 at 5:50pm
My non-breast-fed adopted friend has a ridiculous amount of allergies.
jet approves
jet approves on Sep 29 '07 at 5:51pm
i was breastfed and i still have asthma. :(
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Sep 29 '07 at 5:57pm
That's just cause you got bad genes.
avalanche_lily
avalanche_lily on Sep 29 '07 at 5:58pm
Don't get me started on this subject.

I could rant forever (in support of).

And any a-holes who give women dirty looks for doing it should be... slapped really hard in the face or something.
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Sep 29 '07 at 6:03pm
jet approves, but not dying you are preventing the system of evolution from completing its job. Therefore, you are Satan.

Cancel yourself or I will have to glare at you really hard.


Really, really hard.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 29 '07 at 6:07pm
The only thing about breastfeeding in public is having some comon courtesty for the people who might not wanna see that stuff in public and grab a small towel or something to cover up the boobie area. In my ER, there are people in the waiting room who just whip their milk jugs out in front of dozens of complete strangers as if to say "yup, that's right! I've got a kid who's hungry and the laws of indecent exposure to involve me anymore. Look, you made me spill some now with all your evil glares! Thanks a lot!"
Also, I had a theory about guys (and girls) who say they were breastfed as children, and if that has any effect on them being "breast men" or "ass men" later in life. It's an ongoing sociological survey i'm taking. So far, it seems like breast men do in fact lean towards being breastfed. But it's a very close race.
goldensara
goldensara on Sep 29 '07 at 6:13pm
oh please frickin I totally disagree; with the amount of breast seen already its not like a stray milky nipple is going to do us over.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 29 '07 at 6:42pm
goldensara: It's ridiculous to think that just because you are not offended by women whipping their tits out in public that other people won't be. I think it's tasteless and what's wrong with a little couth? I didn't say anything about women doing it in public, just be cool about it. Why is suggesting people respect other people with a small gesture a big deal? Plus, you obviously don't see it as much as i do....some of the women are so smug and defiant about it.
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Sep 29 '07 at 6:44pm
Next time they do that, just rip your shirt open and pretend your hand is a baby's mouth and squeeze your nips.
jet approves
jet approves on Sep 29 '07 at 6:45pm
nah puter, i think it's because my dad is a smoker. i'll blame him.
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Sep 29 '07 at 6:46pm
ASH SAYS "SMOKERS ARE JOKERS!"

valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Sep 29 '07 at 6:49pm
Daaaaaanng... anyone else not wanting to have kids right about now?? Haha.
angelito
angelito on Sep 29 '07 at 6:51pm
I'm with my name twin on this!
tesco
   tesco on Sep 29 '07 at 6:53pm
I like tits, I know girls like their tits, whats the problem? I dont mind seeing tits in public AT ALL, the only people who do are in denial.
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Sep 29 '07 at 6:55pm
Maybe a pokeball is actually a robot breast and Ash is actually trying to promote breast feeding.

chelly
chelly on Sep 29 '07 at 6:55pm
the thing is, after you do it every two hours for weeks and then months on end.....you start to realize that if someone is offended by it, then they are the one that has the problem. there's really so many hassles to being a parent to a new person, why bother w/ hiding the feeding process. personally, i could never quite coordinate juggling the baby, blanket, bra, boob, checking to make sure everything is going alright and then doing it all back up and getting it all ready on the other side too to mess w/ feeding in public w/ a blanket. so, i opted not to feed in public at all if there was any alternative, due to a fear that i was totally grossing someone out. however, i think that people should just get over it. there's nothing sexual or odd or unnatural about breastfeeding, and as soon as people become more comfortable w/ that fact the soon we are to becoming a more understanding society in general.

or something.

titties in public ftw.
tesco
   tesco on Sep 29 '07 at 6:59pm
I was breastfed until I could actually request it, in sentence form, so I might be a bit biased. But srsly, it's the epitome of natural behaviour. It's more natural than just being in a supermarket ffs. In fact it's people in supermarkets that offend me, fucking weirdos.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 29 '07 at 6:59pm
Denial of WHAT exactly tesco? Am i denying you like tits? Tesco, wow, you liking tits and girls liking tits (not all of them do, btw), and saying everyone else is in denial is kinda the most blatant blanketing statement i've read in quite some time.

I'm all for tits as well, but i know there are times to pull them out and time for gals to tuck them away, and i don't think i'm infringing on a woman's right by saying maybe not everyone wants to see it and bring a towel like you're hitchiking across the galaxy. Go nuts and do what you have to do to feed your child, just be courteous of others around you. Really revolutionary thoughts, eh? I'm not upset by seeing a tit, i just get pissed off at people not being mindful of other people when it's not something that takes a lot of effort.

By the way Tesco, most of the tits that get whipped out for breastfeeding in my ER, you REALLY don't wanna be looking at.
littlem
littlem on Sep 29 '07 at 7:00pm
i'm thirsty
tesco
   tesco on Sep 29 '07 at 7:01pm
haha take my comments with a pinch of salt, I'm just playing.
littlem
littlem on Sep 29 '07 at 7:02pm
hmm milk with a pinch of salt...

salt malt?
Aristarchus
Aristarchus on Sep 29 '07 at 7:03pm
Man... All that scientific info gets me hot.
littlem
littlem on Sep 29 '07 at 7:03pm
on a personal note:

i was quite pleased with my mamz when i was breastfeeding wee ones!
chelly
chelly on Sep 29 '07 at 7:04pm
I'm not upset by seeing a tit, i just get pissed off at people not being mindful of other people when it's not something that takes a lot of effort.

on the contrary, as stated above, i found that it took a great deal of effort
Kerrn
Kerrn on Sep 29 '07 at 7:04pm


-k.
littlem
littlem on Sep 29 '07 at 7:06pm
omfdlj
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 29 '07 at 7:07pm
Chelly- i hear what you are saying, but there's a ton of things in life that we do all the time that are natural but we have the courtesy to do them either out of the public's eye (you know, like peeing, pooping, etc.) or make corrections with them (moving near the door when farting, covering your mouth when sneezing, etc). Just because i do all those things all the time and get tired of the endless process of then all i'm not gonna go "well, i've taken a leak in a specific room all my life, and i REALLY have to go right now, so people are just gonna have to deal with this." I know this is a bit of a stretch for breastfeeding and i'm all for saying "fuck you!" to society's rules when they don't make sense, but i think you made a very thoughtful decision by knowing it was too much for you to do all of that, so you decided in public to use a bottle and such. If it was a life or death situation or a child was malnourished and needed something THAT INSTANT, i'm all for a girl doing what she needs to do right then and there.

I'm not talking about two gay people's right to kiss in public....that is in fact some people's problems and fuck them if they are offended by it, but this is about exposure and just being being cool to the people around you.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 29 '07 at 7:09pm
Shit Chelly, you keep responding when im writing long distribes. lol.
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Sep 29 '07 at 7:09pm
Kerrn on Sep 29 '07 at 7:04pm

*weird video*


:O
chelly
chelly on Sep 29 '07 at 7:14pm
we'll have to agree to disagree until you have a kid and start breastfeeding FNA. then we'll really talk.
;)

in the mean time, try to cut the mothers some slack. it REALLY isn't as easy as you have it set up in your mind.

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