Jesus was a zombie too
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I laugh in the face of adversity - unless adversity is armed
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Joe the plumber wrecked my pipes
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Pizzas, beer and rock 'n' roll
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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You say tomato, I say pizza
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Vegetarians kill cabbages
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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SAVE THE OZONE LAYER - Stop Al Gore flying everywhere
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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James Blunt is a fully qualified TheRapist
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Every time you pleasure yourself, Charles Bronson weeps
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Don't have an affair, go to the fair!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Hi! I'm Britney's new manager. Do you want a line?
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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I invented J-Lo
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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All video bloggers need boiling
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Kill All Suicide Bombers
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Go and blog it, cry baby
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I went to UCLA and all I got was this lousy case of crabs
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Westboro Baptist Church Disco Dancing Team
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I was Paris Hilton's cellmate
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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GOD HATES FLAGS
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Just remember: whatever you do, the owls are still watching
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Welcome to my T-Shirt blog: 2day sux
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I came back from the future because it was even worse than here
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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At least I'm not racist, grant me that
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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This is what happens when parents divorce
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Go tell it to your blog 'cause I'm not interested
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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Cosmic hooker
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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VEGANS DISCRIMINATE AGAINST CHEESE
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I'd rather read my own draft paper than your blog
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Your dog's birth canal is evil
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Don't pee on my fries
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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You just jealous 'cause you ain't got the jazz
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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You seriously need to get in touch with your inner wizard
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Wizard's do it with their cloaks & hats on
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Well-a-dilly, a-dilly, dilly-dilly some more
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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I am the shilly-shally man
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Nice wimple
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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I Heart Gryphons
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Ye olde medieval wandering minstrel gangster
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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My dog plays the lute. Badly.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Need to pick berries. Man in the tree told me. A hat was offered.
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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you tell me
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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gay cowboy
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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We are the God squad
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Every day is the day
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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laugh away
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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observe: life in motion
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Not a Daddy, not your Daddy, just the Daddy
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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jazz poet
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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I walk forever onwards
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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don't bother me, Bubba
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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dog biscuit
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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even my Dad doesn't understand me.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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big brown smear
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Jesus is fishy
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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testicle terrorist
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I am serious and don't call me Shirley
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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I heart muslims
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I weep for clowns
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Looks like lady luck just pissed on my shoes again
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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I like wearing diapers.
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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Pat Robertson is a lonely old sex criminal
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Help me, I'm Irish
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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This isn't a beer belly, it's just something all nonces have
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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LOOK! I'm made out of pudding :)
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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BLOWJOBS - stop me & buy one
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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I am so lazy that I....
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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I'm such a goody two-shoes, I blow the disabled
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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please don't hate my slogan
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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My boyfriend got into meth & all I got were these 2 black eye
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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My girlfriend went 2 rehab & all I got was this dose of cockw
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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Get away from me you randy little goblin
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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LOST is set in the after-life. The End.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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I AM NOT A SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN!
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze in The Usual Suspects
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Bruce Willis is a ghost in The Sixth Sense
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Alcohol is nature's way of protecting you from friends & fami
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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God, I'd sell my ass for a beer right now. Interested?
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Mummy, what's a CHILD BENDER?
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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If you ask me, your face is the only crime round here
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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I LAID YOUR CAT
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Oh gee, aren't I just the biggest hipster?
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Buy me a beer & I'll show you my Mom showering
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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Satan loves my anus
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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If I promise to vote for you will you promise to fuck off & d
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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I wouldn't buy you a beer even if you showed me your naked ass
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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It's days like these when I wish I was Justin Timberlake
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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All I'm saying is: Necrophilia IS a victimless crime
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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My cock shoots silver bullets
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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You put a lake in my vagina
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Why do squirrels paddle in my anal canal?
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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My face is exploding with cheese maggots
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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I had your Dad
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Norwegian Viking Satanist Church Burner (but I'm kind to my Mom)
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Bum Dentist
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Let's all make babies!
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Look at the mighty power of my hairy man-spuds
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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cock-rot
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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Even the fish hate me
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Why won't George Bush let me marry my dog?
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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My parents are Satanists and I turned out OK
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Justin Timberlake told me to kill them
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I execute ants. I am mighty.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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North American Man-Mollusc Love Association
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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I suck cripple cock
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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Satan wants me for a sunbeam.
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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but your cat was trying to seduce me
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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I wear brown shirts in case I have another "accident"
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Daddy, my bon-bon hurts
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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I am so sick, I will make love to letter-boxes
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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To be perfectly honest, I hate your cat and want to kick it
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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oggle boogle ohhh gaaar
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER. DO NOT ALLOW TO BABYSIT
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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If you save me a piece of cheese, you can use me any way you wish
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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The Doctor is now in session. Please bend over
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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I am gonna sex up your pets
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Do I even look remotely interested in anything you're saying?
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Mess with me and my wife will kick your ass
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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We are all made of meat
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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