Black Friday is racist.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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The internet and I have a history with each other.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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GARK.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Wearing your heart on your sleeve is anatomically incorrect.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I'm actually the world's worst ninja.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Thankfully, the monsters under my bed are vegetarians.
of 64 votes, 77% like it
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I like to imagine my life set to an exciting musical montage.
of 46 votes, 50% like it
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My mind control powers made you read my shirt.
of 50 votes, 58% like it
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Sometimes, I like to start my sentences with adverbs.
of 55 votes, 53% like it
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Mathematicians like their soda with ice, cubed.
of 67 votes, 61% like it
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I used to be indecisive. Then I wasn't. Now I am.
of 89 votes, 73% like it
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Cheeseburgers are just insecure hamburgers.
of 64 votes, 52% like it
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On a scale of tomato to Jupiter, this shirt makes no sense.
of 73 votes, 68% like it
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Watch out!
Person ahead!
of 43 votes, 42% like it
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So what if I use bumpers in bowling?
of 58 votes, 45% like it
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If you are what you eat, does that make me a cannibal?
of 44 votes, 41% like it
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Now you see me.
(glow in the dark ink)
Now you don't.
of 60 votes, 42% like it
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Fighting the British: America's TRUE favorite pastime
of 51 votes, 37% like it
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CAPITALS! THEY MAKE EVERYTHING MORE IMPORTANT!
of 49 votes, 43% like it
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What's wrong with making war AND cookies?
of 54 votes, 43% like it
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