ok so I like to create narratives around my drawings and I am gonna tell you about the beasts:

A - A timid beast without a brain who has a secret crush on B but B always has her back turned to him.

B - A pregnant beast to Q who secretly lusts for C but C is too stupid to notice.

C - A worm like beast with no sense.

D - Like an upturned beetle D is constantly trying to get around onto his little stumpy legs.

E - E used to be much more ordinary looking but he is so annoyed with F he has slowly turned into an ugly twisted E plotting to destroy F.

F - F never shuts up and infuriates E. He wears a hat to show his self importance.

G - G is twisted with jealousy over half of H who he knows he will never have.

H - H is really one beast split by his narcissistic ways, totally in love with himself.

I - I is a space cadet who has never been to space but longs to feel and explore everything.

J - J dreams of eating people and other beasts but has no legs or arms to get around and has inevitably gone mad.

K - K sees no fear and is rather dim. He once ate a bag of nails mistaking them for chips.

L - L is a soft and gentle fluffy beast who's head is in the clowds. She reaches for the sky but is constantly legless.

M - M is the king of the beasts but is unhappy because he spends the majority of his exsistance upside down.

N - N are 3 cheeky beast constantly falling over eachother and generally being a pain in the bum to everyone.

O - O is terrifying and will eat your babies.

P - P is brother to C and is way flashier and fancy. a better dancer and has no need for a hat.

Q - Q is a confused beast. He can't work out why he has a huge grey tooth.

R - R is a dreamer, he gazes into the sky dreaming of having arms.

S - S is a sexy ghost beast who will sneek up on you but will cause you no harm.

T - T is a beast who has been to space but now dreams of another voyage to the human world. He too wants to eat your children.

U - The twin zombie beasts, always pulling in different directions and never quite making it close enought to bite their victims.

V - V looks like a rabbit but will tear you apart with her pinky.

W - W is a beast made from home appliances and likes nothing more than a walk on the beach. However, the salt reeks havoc with his metally beast bits.

X - X just does star jumps. bloody idiot.

Y - Y is convinced his arms are trying to kill him and he is probably right.

Z - Z is a naughty bastard. I don't think you need anymore information on him.




Yikes. i hope you like. so who is your favourite?