Hooray for shirts!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I went to the carnival and all I got was this rash
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Reading is for the literate
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I'd be more ambitious if I felt like it.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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God spoke to me. He told me to eat more ketchup.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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You'd be way hotter in high definition.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I'd rather be on the internet.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Go ahead, punk, make my sandwich.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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One on One is more Fun
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I'd be more inspired if I had more inspiration.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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I'm youkneek
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I make dial-up cool.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Bring back indecisiveness! Or maybe not!
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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I'm here to find who my baby's daddy is.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Japanese Symbols
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Put it in the water and watch it grow!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I heart using nouns as verbs.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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I forgot to study for my HIV test.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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You so po' they call you Edgar Allen
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Multiplication ruined the fun in counting ceiling tiles.
of 55 votes, 36% like it
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Shenanigans and Tom Foolery are way Funner than Fun.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Why aren't there more shirts that joke about sweat shops?
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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I have proof that nothing can be proven!
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Can I borrow a napkin? How about a SANITARY napkin?
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I am the astronaut of death! Fear my reflective visor!
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I make me laugh!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I'm proof that being insane can't be proven by a doctor.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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If you can read this, please exit my bubble.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Protein Power, Methane Exhaust.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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If I had a nickel for every time someone reads this...
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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This is normal in my home country.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Sometimes I wish my shirts were more insightful than witty.
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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You're my friend.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I'm Bringing Fatback
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Gluttony is a tasty sin.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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Thanks for being distracted while I grope your girlfriend
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I'd be a vegetarian if animals weren't so tasty.
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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Bun, Sauce, Meat, Cheese, Meat, Sauce, Bun
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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If you loved me, you wouldn't have eaten my sandwich!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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If you can read this, you're smarter than the president.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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If I could find your chain, I'd jerk it.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Just kidding! I do have arms!
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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My shirts are always wittier than I am
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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Bring Back Unicorns!
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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be sure to check out my ass on your way past
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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6th Grade Class President
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Remove For Sexy Time
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Mexico: Prescripton Free
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Toilets: Surviving bombs since 1596
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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CAUTION: In case of contact with open flames, remove
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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If This Plane Crashes, You're a Hamburger
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I'm hoping this slogan distracts you from my man boobs.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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... and Santa never realized how serious Rudolph's disease was.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Bad shirt slogans are the new good shirt slogans.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Good shirt slogans are the new bad shirt slogans.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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TRUST is a four letter word + 1 letter to trick you
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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My shirt thinks you're ugly
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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m a mnmlst
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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7h15 15 why 1 f4173d m47h
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I know you're right. I just like to argue.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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Let's Juxtapose
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I had to sell my pants to buy this shirt.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Competitive Eater
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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It's okay that your dad drives a BMW... my dad drives your mom.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Trust me, I'm Jewish.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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You might have seen me on the news
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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No you may not ax me a question
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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