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Ikarusmyancestor
aka Dimitri is a 19.03 year old boy, has been a member since March 7, 2007, has scored 10585 submissions, giving an average score of 2.12.
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I write your name in bathroom stalls.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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I really wish you were a cartoon. Then you'd be funny.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I'm so artsy, I poop pastels
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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I'm lost! Take me home with you!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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This is Ground Control to Major Tom... Stop Singing
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Fight homeless-ness! Sleep with me tonight!
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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Politics is 50% BS and 50% Good Haircut
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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Rednecks: Perverting Nature Since 1929.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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My one true weakness? Bullets.
of 68 votes, 19% like it
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I swear I look better naked.
of 71 votes, 20% like it
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I can Matrix dodge air-kisses.
of 70 votes, 19% like it
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I speak in Immigrant.
of 71 votes, 20% like it
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Insonmia is harder to spell when you can't sleep.
of 71 votes, 15% like it
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Princess Zelda is my dream girl.
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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You make my pants tight
of 71 votes, 17% like it
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I wish I could set my laser printer to "stun"
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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Let's Do The Time Warp Again!!!!
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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Proof that there's no God: Vanilla Ice
of 69 votes, 16% like it
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Where have all the good bands gone? UNDERGROUND!
of 69 votes, 14% like it
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With my super hearing all I can pick up is you not shutting up.
of 69 votes, 16% like it
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Some moron on the internet wrote this
of 69 votes, 14% like it
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If you never work out again, you might just end up THIS SEXY.
of 70 votes, 21% like it
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Your Teenage Angst makes my life suck.
of 71 votes, 20% like it
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It's sad that your parents are cooler than you.
of 70 votes, 24% like it
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Botox: Because being young at heart doesn't count for shit.
of 70 votes, 23% like it
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My Band-Aids have cartoons on them.
of 70 votes, 26% like it
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And here I was thinking you were illiterate!
of 70 votes, 24% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Every time you shrug, a little white man punches himself.
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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First there was the funk, and then there came the renegades.
of 70 votes, 13% like it
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I lost my washing machine.
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride my bike.
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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I'm the one you want
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Public High School: all the classes w/o any hot schoolgirl skirts
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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So much for my sense of direction.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Social Construct says I'm supposed to be nice to you.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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The truth is, I only married you so I could wear this T-shirt.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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This is Ground Control to Major Tom...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt's just the Beta.
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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This slogan can also be found in your nearest bathroom stall.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Threadless: My Anti-Drug.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Wii'll Kick Your Ass!
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/470178/Ikarusmyancestor
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
I'm just some kid from another country...as if that's new around here, but if you know any hot Greek chicks let me know. Greek boys work too.
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