monkthehonk
aka Mateen is 28.52 years old, has been a member since March 7, 2007, has scored 46 submissions, giving an average score of 2.70, helping 2 designs get printed.
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Chicka Chicka Yeaa
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Get your kicks on my slicks.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I am trying to be heroic.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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This shirt is like a wall holding back my explosive body.
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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Police pull me over just to talk with me.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Your toaster knows more than you would want it to.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Only this moment holds us together.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Don'y worry I am aware of your stupidity.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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I may spring at you at any moment.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Weapon of Choice: a squirtle
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I used to be a snowmobile.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Your sauce is of a degree that can only be described as weak.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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I speak mexican, american, canadian, asian and african.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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( ) (**) (*_*) <(*_*)> <(^_^)>... Evolution
of 49 votes, 31% like it
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I $eem +o be l()()sing my /\/\ I /\/ D
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I suffer from short term....Who are you!?
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Belle Epoque
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Catch the Sun before its Gone
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Flip out with Class.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Ga Ga Ga Ga Spoon Ga Ga Ga Ga
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I have been know to swallow entire offroad vehicles.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I only drink gasoline.
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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I ride carpets...its a way of life.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I used to be an assassin, then I met Chuck Norris.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I've killed men that don't even exist.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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In the dead of the night is only when you can truely be.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Killing under the cloak of war is no different than murder.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Live Life....Fight a Whale.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Live Life...Ride a Bear.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Long you'll Live and High you'll Fly.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Quicksand World...you may come in but you will never get out.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Some people fight dragons for a living, I'm not one of them.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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