I'm looking for pear, it's important, it's about xbox, i need to talk to him, he's not on aim, blog timestamps tell me he was here 15 minutes ago, i'm also in bacontaco with the name lookinforpear, have i exhausted my possibilities here or what

Uff oi mayde uh mux uf kuiwui hut sungles wud yew lisun tu thum?*



*Written in the NZ accent. If I made a mix of Kiwi it singles would you listen to them? I know our good Aussie mate squatterjohn made not one but six Oz mixes that were pretty cool, I don't purport to have as awesome compiling skills as he though. Youse keen eow?

Hi! I just tidied my room and am sitting in my pyjamas eating mince and pestotoast. Come hang out! We'll eat gummy babies and play handclap games and braid each others hair and playfight and give each other fake tattoos.

www.nicke.com

The only sites I can access right now are threadless, a bus site, my uni intranet, and half a weather site. Email, AIM, facebook, news sites etc may as well don't exist, and even on here the formatting is all to shit and all images are broken.

I've been trying to fix it over two computers for like, 40 min, and eventually got this system message like "All's good here bro, probs a server or ISP issue" and I'm like BUT WHY THE HALF FUNCTIONALITY?! and shake my fist like a grouchy old man who can't understand things and needs to get things done online but can't

holy crap!!

He's got some good lines, "I've got a nice big bruise on my ass", "almost buggered my cellphone"...read it, shit's amazin

Thought the due date was the 31st, and thought I should sub more. I have a Spanish exam tomorrow. This is what I've done:



It's so far away from finished, it's not even good, and I have to study. This isn't going to happen. Shit.

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Original, related post:

On the 3rd of October Threadless sent me an email with this in it:



And I was like, oh, cool and tweeted pics from my about-to-be-not-so-secret twitter account

here.

I searched twitter for the hashtag #lovespoplife, and as far as I can see, not one other single soul has done the poster thing (and now even my hashtags are too old to show up).

Does this mean I interpreted the competition wrongly and I'm a complete n00b? Was there meant to be something else that I somehow don't get in that straightforward description??

I went through bumping some blogs to make the blog-page less grey then I realised it was lacking a badass wolf pic

I have this pair of sunglasses with sepia-toned lenses, and you put them on, on it's like WHOA I'M IN THE SEVENTIES and it makes me feel like like an old summer in New Zealand like this video:



Or like fake polaroids:



You gots anything which induces the same feeling?

I wore the red dress with navy strappy shoes and a navy necklace, white camelia in the hair, white mother-of-pearl ring. Like so:



And I get to the bunfight, and the first dude I see is like "Nicky! It's been ages! Checkit, I has a girlfriend now"

And I'm like "Oh cool. Er."

And he's like, "You look pretty tho" *kisses girlfriend passionately*

I see the next dude a little while later and I smile and wave from across the room, then a pretty blonde chick squeezes his butt and whispers in his ear and I'm like "Aha."

Out of the ones I knew, those two were the only guys I managed to have any kind of interaction with. But damned if I was going to waste all that effort, so I picked out an Alvinesque cutie with glasses and approached in what I hoped was a non-threatening manner...he saw me coming, looked confused, then terrified, then kind of scampered off in the opposite direction.

At which point I was a little like, "Meh" so I ended up talking to two charming Middle Eastern girls about horticulture and bra-straps. So not an entirely wasted night.

THANK YOU for all your advice, friends. It totally made a difference and even boosted my confidence a little :)


Orig.post:

I kinda need to impress some dudez tonight, but it's like a classy kinda shindig, so I can't just pull my usual dude-impressing maneuver:



Instead I have to dress kinda classy. This is a slight issue. In day-to-day non-dude-impressing life I wear jeans and a threadless shirt. Hence I need the help of the internets. Advise me, wise ones;

option A?



"I am dark and mysterious kinda maybe"

OR

option B?



"I am wearing a red dress"

???

(excuse the super-awkward expressions)