holy crap!! He's got some good lines, "I've got a nice big bruise on my ass", "almost buggered my cellphone"...read it, shit's amazin
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         icke You heard it here first: jaywalkergraphics on Nov 18 '08 at 10:49pm Nicke dictates the changing of seasons with her powers of persuasion, she builds chocolate houses for homeless people, and she can open tin cans with her eyelashes. roadkill3d on Dec 09 '08 at 11:52pm You are fo'realz. blossompossum on Aug 18 '09 at 4:28pm I think Nicky possesses part of Mr. T's soul. Malcolm Man on Oct 20 '09 at 1:16am Niche is the only exception.  I like these: iPear on Feb 20 '09 at 4:13pm Nicke you'd be some weird squirrel fox/hybrid thing. A total testiment to breaking down barriers. You would just chill out in your tree with your friends eating nuts and trying on cute dresses so when the weekend comes aroudn you go out and you try and get dude squirrel/fox hybrids to get all aroused and in heat and try and smell your pee. You're usual successful in this, but you're a total squirrel/fox hybrid tease, and you never really have any interest in them. They always get played by you. Steve The Great on Mar 13 '09 at 5:45pm Nicky can be that girl that hangs out with all the guys and she's really hot but we don't even realize because we're too into looking for love in all the wrong places but she is always there for us and then one day it clicks for both of us and we both try to go out with her but it backfires and we end up hurting each other and then Nicky finds a boy who's really great and we're both happy for her and are ushers at the wedding where we fall in love with two bridesmaids and all three couples live happily ever after.  FRICKINAWESOME on May 26 '09 at 2:56pm Your mind is icky. kashlen on Jul 30 '09 at 2:47pm nicke wins the blog [17:50] nickie: it's all a hot sexy blur [17:50] chipmnk: Just liek you, Nicky |
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