lisss
aka Lisa Shulman is 22.23 years old, has been a member since March 6, 2007, has scored 1001 submissions, giving an average score of 1.30.
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Doesnt expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Wasting time is an important part of living
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Veni, vedi, visa. I came. I saw. I did a little shopping.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Today is the first day of the rest of this mess
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in trouble.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the chain to be a vegetarian
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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The computer beat me at chess, but I won at kick boxing
of 8 votes, 75% like it
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I'm not paid enough to worry
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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I am here: X
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Frankenstein was ugly too
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Laziness pays off... now
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Try something old, yesterday
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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What financial crisis?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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A day without sunshine is like, night
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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Choose the evil you've never tried before
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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20,000 cheeseburgers too many
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I can (verb)(noun) if I want!
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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What's global warming?
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Fat Camp Graduate
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Blame McDonalds
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Bring back sexytime
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Hi, I'm Sue.
I'm a lawyer.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Jesus told me so
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Ladies' Sorority & Terror Society
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Not during nap time...
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Shut up & let me sleep!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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