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Chipmnk
aka Alvin, Your Friendly Neighborhood Chipmunk, is a 21.62 year old boy, has been a member since March 5, 2007, has scored 6109 submissions, giving an average score of 3.83.
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Ginette, could you hold something for me?
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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Who needs fireworks when I can just look into your eyes?
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I wake up just to hold your hand.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Eyelashes: Keeping Everything Out of Your Eyes Except Themselves.
of 36 votes, 56% like it
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Autographs: A Mother's Maiden Name Away from Identity Theft.
of 37 votes, 49% like it
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Breaking the Ice with New Friends Seems Highly Dangerous.
of 61 votes, 66% like it
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A Ziploc Bag and a Rubberband: When MacGyver runs out of condoms.
of 47 votes, 68% like it
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Knee-slappers Are Only Appropriate With Your Own Knees.
of 62 votes, 63% like it
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Vegetarian Vampires Do Not Appreciate Wooden Steaks.
of 61 votes, 62% like it
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Cursing: Mummies, Wizards, and Pirates Approve.
of 65 votes, 48% like it
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Kimchi and Revenge are Both Best Served Cold and Spicy.
of 90 votes, 52% like it
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Making up senses is one of my eight senses.
of 124 votes, 54% like it
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A Baker's Dozen is Deliciously Unlucky.
of 118 votes, 61% like it
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Jellybeans: Because unicorns need to pass kidney stones too.
of 127 votes, 64% like it
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When life gives you hamsters, use them as condoms.
of 138 votes, 41% like it
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Laser eye surgery is not as cool as it sounds.
of 145 votes, 58% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(on back) This Is Spine-Tingling.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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A Heroic Couplet So Insincere
O So Lame It Can't Even Super Hear
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Be the change you want to see in your coin purse.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Childhood Heartbreak Doesn't Need to Make Sense.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I can only provide Dan with Arrested Development quotes.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I Often Nidificate Words I Don't Know the Meanings Of.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Marathons run in the family.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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My dreams of hay farming and embroidery are proving difficult.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Obesity: Because even tapeworms need a break.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Sidewalks Are Relative.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Swing Sets: The Ride That Doesn't Have Height Requirements.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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The Limelight: For Scurvy Attention-Seekers.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Thesaurus: The most synonymous dinosaur I know.
of 177 votes, 72% like it
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This Slice of Life May Contain Pepperoni.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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When I'm with you, your name is the only vocabulary I need.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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