My name is Omair Michael Desire Francoise Cumjack Batman Williams. I'm just a real dude trying to lib my lyp and rappin on the side because you know I gotta put them Beats By Dre headphones to work. I'm the type of guy who make you shit rainbows when you look at me. You can call me Kenan and Kel cause I'm ALL THAT.

Dogs is my favorite fruitopia. One of my hero is Odie from the Garfelt graphic novel series, but don't kicking me from tables or else I WILL PUSH YOUR SHIT INTO YOUR SHIT lololol sikesike but for serious, don't or my friends will hurting you Batman style doe. :|



Likes:
- Spaghettaboutit
- Pizzas
- Dogs chillin outta car windows
- In Rush Hour, when Jacqey Chang singng War.
- Spicy hot bitties with their booty all up and they tots hanging out like BOOYAKA BOOYAKA~

Dislikes:
- You know that scene in Men in Black when the alien be giving birth? BECAUSE THAT SHIT NASTY.
- Happy Meal toys that don't work like commercials say
- Fake bitties who don't even know yanno?
- When Aries dies in FF7 mad sad doe ;_;
- Guys named Cher

To all girls: I'm a sweet, funny, unselfish dude with a heart of gold. Give me the chance and I will make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Whether you like playing video games, watching Batman, or just talking, I'll make sure you have fun. But don't mess with me. Don't assume that my being a nice guy means you can push me around or that I don't have feelings. If you do, get ready. This dude coming at you.



Favorite quote: "Ohana mean famirry." - Hakuna and Matata from Land Before Time