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Chipmnk
Chipmnk aka Alvin, Your Friendly Neighborhood Chipmunk, is a 24.1 year old boy, has been a member since March 5, 2007, has scored 11,323 submissions, giving an average score of 3.63, helping 421 designs get printed.
- Me, Mike, Omair
- At least a pack of dogs (preferably cooldogs, but chilldogs will suffice)
- A sword collection mounted on our living room wall
- One of those Glade plugins that makes the room smell like vanilla bean and pepperoni pizza
- Across from our place, an arcade/movie theater/restaurant that serves cheezburgs, nugz, pizzas, milkshakes, and pancakkus.
- Secret room behind a bookcase.

What are we missing?

SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Nov 30 '11 at 6:00pm
butler kel mitchell
iPear
iPear on Nov 30 '11 at 6:00pm
-pool for dive bombs
-outdoor open fire grill for mutton cook during knights pretends
-kitchen with high ceiling (because if we build a huge hotwheels racetrack.
-hot dog toaster/mini pie maker
-a room with a bunch of those wrestler style pillows that were what's up when we were kids.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 30 '11 at 6:01pm
That's racism, Ryan.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 30 '11 at 6:02pm
George Lincoln didn't fight in the Civil War for nothing!
iPear
iPear on Nov 30 '11 at 6:03pm
fuck butler's we have maids that are mad hot. But then we are afraid of talking to them because of girls.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 30 '11 at 6:04pm
We need something to attract cute girls. What are girls into? Are girls into honey-baked ham?
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 30 '11 at 6:06pm
- hot dog toaster/mini pie maker

Is this a reality?
mitchloidolt
   mitchloidolt on Nov 30 '11 at 6:06pm
just make a mess. girls are attracted to things to clean. also a kitchen.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 30 '11 at 6:09pm
Oh okay, we have a tub full of Snack Packs.
iPear
iPear on Nov 30 '11 at 6:09pm


iPear
iPear on Nov 30 '11 at 6:10pm
can we have one of those japanese butt waterguns?
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 30 '11 at 6:11pm
You're naming things that I want but I'm not sure if they are reality or the Matrix.
iPear
iPear on Nov 30 '11 at 6:13pm
dude remember when simpson went to japan and the toilet was a robot? Simpson was not a joke, he is a real!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 30 '11 at 6:13pm
A wall panel that flips around and there's a bunch of Nerf guns attached to it like MIB/MIB 2.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 30 '11 at 6:14pm
Simpson is yellow, like real men!
Khol
Khol on Nov 30 '11 at 6:51pm
For your DreamSuiteā„¢ you should have a vault filled with gold coins just so you can swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck.

And oh man, what if they were chocolate gold coins? You can snack while you swim!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 30 '11 at 7:40pm
Delicious! But also sticky? I don't know how Mike and Omair would feel about scrubbing my back.
iPear
iPear on Nov 30 '11 at 7:48pm
We'll have a shampoo party always with a foam machine. Problem solved
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 30 '11 at 7:51pm
Forever foam party room.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Dec 01 '11 at 3:00pm
I want to make most of these things a reality.
rhythmdev9
rhythmdev9 on Dec 01 '11 at 3:25pm
will there be fanta in the fridge? strawberry, only strawberry
littlem
littlem on Dec 01 '11 at 3:28pm
a rootbeer float vending machine
littlem
littlem on Dec 01 '11 at 3:29pm
what the hot dog machine?? just what you need, another thing to put your wieners in.
rhythmdev9
rhythmdev9 on Dec 01 '11 at 3:33pm
littlem on Dec 01 '11 at 3:29pm
what the hot dog machine??
just what you need, another thing to put your wieners in.


I've got a life to live, I can't be there all the time.
taz-pie
taz-pie on Dec 01 '11 at 3:36pm
Bahahahaa Annie
mitchloidolt
   mitchloidolt on Dec 01 '11 at 4:12pm
Matt knows whats up
Noh_Body
   Noh_Body on Dec 01 '11 at 4:16pm
What are we missing?


ME!
mike bautista
mike bautista on Dec 01 '11 at 4:42pm
- whip cream flowing like waterfalls
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Dec 01 '11 at 4:56pm
Oh dang, Brandon in the basement.

Whip cream should be like clouds, man! Like clouds. *_*
mike bautista
mike bautista on Dec 01 '11 at 5:00pm
I don't see it*



*a joke I'd make if I was blind
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Dec 01 '11 at 5:44pm
Mike Lock Tells Tym!
stubby43
stubby43 on Dec 01 '11 at 6:39pm


Full on dark room.



racks of boards people can just take and skate.

Also I want a downtown loft.
iPear
iPear on Dec 01 '11 at 6:49pm
Cool doorbell. Minibar except for floats n' milkshakes
stubby43
stubby43 on Dec 01 '11 at 6:54pm


Also I dont know what their called but I really, badly want a double adult sized bunk bed with an office underneath.
L-M-N-O-P
   L-M-N-O-P on Dec 01 '11 at 11:06pm
Oh, wow. ^ That looks awesome.
taz-pie
taz-pie on Dec 02 '11 at 10:04am
You guys need kittens. Bitches love kittens.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Dec 02 '11 at 11:26am
But I'd donate them to a shelter once they grew up into full-sized cats. We'd need a steady supply of kittens.
stubby43
stubby43 on Dec 02 '11 at 3:26pm
You guys need a fridge:





Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Dec 02 '11 at 3:41pm
Whoa, is that thing made of Jello??
stubby43
stubby43 on Dec 02 '11 at 3:55pm
Not far off.



I think the idea is that its super energy effiecitent.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Dec 02 '11 at 4:21pm
That's pretty crazy!
mike bautista
mike bautista on Dec 02 '11 at 4:29pm
whooaaa.

any scientific work done and recorded with that gel or is it straight sci-fi as of now?
stubby43
stubby43 on Dec 02 '11 at 4:57pm


Looks like its just a concept at the moment.

Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Dec 02 '11 at 5:12pm
Yo, the last name of the guy who made that snail thing is Alwin.
littlem
littlem on Dec 02 '11 at 6:14pm
i'm here for the HARDware.
iPear
iPear on Dec 02 '11 at 6:25pm
Wow is he youR dad
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