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Chipmnk
Chipmnk aka Alvin, Your Friendly Neighborhood Chipmunk, is a 24.1 year old boy, has been a member since March 5, 2007, has scored 11,323 submissions, giving an average score of 3.63, helping 421 designs get printed.
In conjunction with Becca's blog, I am attempting some 10 minute poems for the Bloggeraiser. In addition, JeffreyG has offered to draw up some doodles with each poem. So you get a poem and a doodle for the low, low price of $2!

So, here's the deal: donate your $2 to the Bloggeraiser Paypal at threadless.bloggerraiser[at] gmail [dot] com and post in here. Once I get verification that your money went through, I'll work my magic and post the poem I've written for you on my flickr/here.

Examples of what I might write for you here and here.

If you want the poem to be about something specific, go ahead and suggest it and I'll do my best to deliver. You could provide a word, an animal, an idea, a time period, pretty much anything, even a poem about a walrus riding a unicycle. Or you could just suggest nothing and leave me to my own devices.

Note: "ten minutes" is an arbitrary time period and, in all fairness, it will probably take more than ten minutes to think of and write up a poem. It could take an hour, it could take a day, but I will try to stay on schedule.

Besides, there's something about "10 minute poems" that sounds intense, and I generally enjoy intensity.



I don't really want to overburden or rush Jeff right now (who already has buttload on his plate), so I'm posting the poems as I've done them. I'll update the links with Jeff's doodles whenever he gets them done.

Poems -
For Steve ( with doodle)
For andyg (with doodle)
For Nichole (with doodle)
For Chelly (with doodle)
For Becca (with doodle)
For Ben
For Mike
For Sarah
For Krystal
For Hanna
For Holly
For Nicky
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Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 30 '10 at 1:40pm
Jeff may or may not do something cool with this too.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Mar 30 '10 at 1:41pm
I want one, dude.



I will go pay for it now.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Mar 30 '10 at 1:45pm
I paid 3 dollars.



because I'm so fucking generous.
andyg
   andyg on Mar 30 '10 at 1:49pm
Done! Here's your subject, Chipmnk: TIGER STRAW!
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Mar 30 '10 at 1:50pm
yeah!
andyg
   andyg on Mar 30 '10 at 1:50pm
I'll give an additional 2 dollars if the poem is good.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Mar 30 '10 at 1:53pm
Steve is so fucking generous.
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Mar 30 '10 at 2:08pm
awesome, Alvin! I updated the bloggerraiser total to reflect the money you've already raised through this! :D
boysbeambitious
boysbeambitious on Mar 30 '10 at 2:16pm
woohoo!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 30 '10 at 3:09pm
Whoooaaaaaa, right on! Sorry, I'm on campus right now but I will get on this when I get back home. You guys rock!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 30 '10 at 3:42pm
Whatever, we all know you like being on top.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 30 '10 at 5:48pm
woop woop!



you guys are de best :D
ratkiss
   ratkiss on Mar 30 '10 at 5:50pm
ohhhh!

Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 30 '10 at 6:07pm
Jeff, how do you want me to send things to you?
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 30 '10 at 8:43pm
Did you get it, homeslice?
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Mar 30 '10 at 9:56pm
More money recieved from Nichole:



"This is for the poem. I know it's $2 but I'm sending $5. I'd like mine to be about a deaf cat if possible thanks! Nichole (ratkiss)"





Woop woop!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 30 '10 at 10:56pm
Thanks, Kelsi!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 2:10am
Steve's and Andyg's poems are up.
andyg
   andyg on Mar 31 '10 at 8:52am
That was beautiful, Chipmnk.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 10:46am
Thanks, andyg. For you, anything.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Mar 31 '10 at 10:58am
you just punched me with words
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 12:53pm
I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 5:15pm
Nichole's poem is up.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Mar 31 '10 at 6:19pm
it's a good thing
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 6:42pm
Oh okay, that's what I was hoping. Punching with words is the closest I will ever get to doing something violent.
ratkiss
   ratkiss on Mar 31 '10 at 6:57pm
^_^
ratkiss
   ratkiss on Mar 31 '10 at 6:58pm
Thank you so much, Alvin.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 6:58pm
:)
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 6:59pm
Thank you for donating, Nichole!
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Mar 31 '10 at 7:01pm
AndyG, because he is generous and sweet, has donated additional funds because your poem was good.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 7:03pm
Yesssssss! I was wondering where the extra money came from. I just thought I was doing the math wrong or something.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 7:13pm
I've already exceeded how much I initially thought this would take in.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 7:14pm
And by "I've" I mean "you guys have"
jess4002
jess4002 on Mar 31 '10 at 7:15pm
amaaazzzingggggg!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 7:21pm
Just like you!



And I'm sort of curious what Jeff comes up with for these.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 8:03pm
Steve's poem now with a Jeff doodle.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 8:41pm
Nice, Jeff.



Even though it looks like a fox instead of a tiger.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 8:45pm
Just like your legs.
chelly
chelly on Mar 31 '10 at 9:01pm
totally on this
mike bautista
mike bautista on Mar 31 '10 at 9:36pm
hahaha
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 31 '10 at 11:52pm
Shazam.
andyg
   andyg on Apr 01 '10 at 4:27am
If anyone ever tried to shoot Chipmnk, I would jump in front and take the bullet.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Apr 01 '10 at 9:43am
And the bullet would just bounce off of andyg's body like it was nothing because andyg is my hero and he can do that kind of thing.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Apr 01 '10 at 1:11pm
Buuuumump.
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Apr 01 '10 at 5:16pm
Chelly Payment!



note from Chelly:



go crazy! but please, if so inspired to mention my craft note that i crochet not knit (not necessary to mention this at all, but sometime people use that as a starting point and i don't know how to knit, so sad). woohoo!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Apr 01 '10 at 6:44pm
Thanks, Kelsi! I'll put my mind to it right now.
chelly
chelly on Apr 01 '10 at 8:38pm
woah, i didn't realize my comment would be posted in blog world. i'm embarrassed by my punctuation.
chelly
chelly on Apr 01 '10 at 8:44pm
also, please don't be offended if you are a person who gave me something to do with knitting



i still love you
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Apr 02 '10 at 12:00pm
BECCA MONEY:



Note from Becca:



about whatever he wants. or impossible goats.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Apr 02 '10 at 12:14pm
Yay!

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