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Chipmnk
Chipmnk aka Alvin, Your Friendly Neighborhood Chipmunk, is a 21.63 year old boy, has been a member since March 5, 2007, has scored 6115 submissions, giving an average score of 3.83.
  Nov 09 '09 by Chipmnk        224 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Because I'm apparently not the type of guy girls date; I'm the type of guy girls marry.

So I thought we could just bypass the dating part and get married.

But it will pretty much be the same. We can still stay up until 11:11 just to make some crazy wishes and count the stars and make up constellations and I'll still stay up late when I know you won't be home until late and sing you silly songs when you're feeling down and hold your hand when we're walking and make you breakfast just because and call you in the middle of the day just to say "Hey, I care about you and I can't wait until I get say that to you in-person" or something that would make you smile and shake your head and we can hang out together or have our alone time when we need it and I'll just always be that much happier the next time I see you.

And you wouldn't have to change your last name or even live with me or have any moral or legal obligation towards me.

Or you know, something like that...
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Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Nov 10 '09 at 5:03pm
I can't cook though :/
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 10 '09 at 5:03pm
That's okay, we can learn together.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Nov 10 '09 at 5:07pm
jess4002
jess4002 on Nov 10 '09 at 5:08pm
our wedding cake should be this one.

shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Nov 10 '09 at 5:11pm
why get married when you can have the milky cow too
iPear
iPear on Nov 10 '09 at 6:13pm
I guess you could say, this is a doodoo butter kind of dilemma, eh shirt?
squeegebeckenheim
squeegebeckenheim on Nov 10 '09 at 6:22pm
Yes please.

Also, one of the contestants on Jeopardy right now looks like you if you look quickly.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Nov 10 '09 at 6:23pm


MARRY ME!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 10 '09 at 6:24pm
Babysit me!
iPear
iPear on Nov 10 '09 at 6:26pm
butt dew
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Nov 10 '09 at 6:26pm
it went away?
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shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Nov 10 '09 at 6:27pm
doodoo brown

doodoo brown
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Nov 10 '09 at 6:29pm
You're a good dude.
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Nov 10 '09 at 10:15pm
oh man i would totally babysit alvin.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 10 '09 at 10:35pm
Babysitting me would pretty much be the same as marrying or dating me.

I assume.
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Nov 10 '09 at 10:41pm
but with more bedtime stories, i suppose.
iPear
iPear on Nov 10 '09 at 10:46pm
and less making sure you produce a doodoo butter before you go nappynap.
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Nov 10 '09 at 10:48pm
omair, don't make me send you to bed before secret milkshakes.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 10 '09 at 10:55pm
Ginette makes me :)
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 10 '09 at 10:59pm
Hell, you all make me :)
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Nov 10 '09 at 11:01pm
You're the Maguire to my Tobey
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 10 '09 at 11:56pm
You're the VelJohnson to my Reginald.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Nov 10 '09 at 11:58pm
You're the Dr. Strangelove to my Or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 11 '09 at 10:16am
Can't top that.

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